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Derby · Season 5 · Round 24

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:39.975 — 14 +13 34 10.9
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:42.567 +2.59 11 +9 33 10.8
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:44.442 +4.47 4 +1 1 9.7
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:44.675 +4.70 3 -1 2 10.1
5 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:44.825 +4.85 12 +7 26 10.8
6 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:49.025 +9.05 16 +10 30 10.4
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:58.550 +18.58 8 +1 22 9.9
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 4:15.608 +35.63 2 -6 3 10.0
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +6 28 10.4
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -3 11 9.7
— Wide Load FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Thick Rick FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Refried Ron FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.3
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Floppy Joe FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— The Kidney RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.4
1.792
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 7-7-8-7-7.
6.233
Beautiful. Just beautiful. That is 36 non-finishes in 160 career starts.
11.858
There is nothing left of it.
16.833
Squish is losing bits.
23.358
Absolute carnage.
28.433
That is a long way off the ground.
33.375
That has come off. Recent finishes: 6-8-6-11-5.
38.500
A new leader — Gravy.
42.700
Chunk goes to the front.
47.692
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 2-8-1-1-2.
57.950
They felt that in the back row.
1:03.442
Pilot Light is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-8-6-11-5.
1:14.583
Pilot Light is losing bits.
1:19.942
That was always going to happen.
1:24.300
Custard is airborne!
1:30.050
Gravy is on the move.
1:37.200
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:43.850
They will not want to see that again.
1:49.900
Up it goes.
1:54.983
That has come off.
2:02.008
Up it goes.
2:07.783
They will not want to see that again.
2:19.033
There is nothing left of it.
2:29.400
There goes a piece of Gravy.
2:37.933
They will not want to see that again.
2:47.692
The Coaster is losing bits.
3:03.417
They will not want to see that again.
3:07.650
The Coaster is losing bits.
3:17.450
The Coaster leaves something behind.
3:22.392
Last lap.
3:29.633
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:35.875
Stopped, and in the way.
3:36.975
The Coaster has it.
3:39.975
The Coaster wins the derby.
3:43.875
Custard has put Squish out.
4:06.575
They felt that in the back row.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 15.750 Gravy 15.750
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 35.233 Tube Sock 18.525
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 53.458 Chunk 18.225
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:11.633 Chunk 18.175
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:32.300 The Coaster 17.667
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 1:49.967 The Coaster 14.425
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:07.517 Chunk 17.108
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:25.083 Gravy 17.566
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:45.175 The Coaster 17.950
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:02.133 Gravy 16.958
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:22.392 The Coaster 17.433
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 3:39.975 The Coaster 14.192
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 12 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 15 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 17 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 23 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
99 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 14-4-15-5-6.
160.31
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
98 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.1. Last five: 5-16-13-3-12.
205.83
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
87 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-14-9-1-8.
6.36
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
104 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 2-2-6-13-3.
1.73
5
Refried Ron The Beans
99 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 16-15-7-13-13.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
96 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 12-10-2-12-8.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
89 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 13-9-13-12-15.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
97 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-6-2-11-11.
16.54
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
100 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 3-6-4-9-14.
29.19
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
103 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-1-12-9-10.
41.02
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
111 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-12-6-10-4.
19.32
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
83 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 7-15-16-16-15.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
102 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 7-3-13-2-8.
6.84
3
The Coaster The Pucks
107 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 13-11-8-11-6.
76.18
2
Squish The Soft Boys
94 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 11-5-7-9-13.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
103 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 7-7-8-9-2.
20.53

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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