Derby · Season 5 · Round 37
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:16.325 | — | 13 | +12 | 37 | 12.0 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:35.100 | +18.78 | 11 | +9 | 47 | 11.7 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:47.175 | +30.85 | 9 | +6 | 50 | 11.1 |
| 4 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:47.492 | +31.17 | 10 | +6 | 64 | 12.5 |
| 5 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:52.500 | +36.18 | 8 | +3 | 69 | 10.3 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +6 | 31 | 11.6 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -1 | 27 | 10.1 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +6 | 22 | 11.9 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -5 | 17 | 10.2 |
| — | Damp Kevin RUNNING | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -7 | 20 | 10.3 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -10 | 23 | 10.5 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +4 | 14 | 10.7 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -8 | 27 | 10.8 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -7 | 13 | 10.3 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -13 | 13 | 10.2 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 11 | 10.0 |
1.742
Yolk is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-11-6-3-12.
6.083
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 4-1-2-1-16.
12.233
Radiator leaves something behind.
17.333
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 4-11-6-3-12.
23.758
Puck Yeah leaves something behind.
27.383
Yolk is out, and Damp Kevin did it. Recent finishes: 4-11-6-3-12.
34.783
Puck Yeah is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-2-1-2-1.
39.058
The Lieutenant is airborne!
43.925
That is a long way off the ground.
50.050
Look at Floppy Joe go.
53.550
Radiator has put Floppy Joe out.
55.050
Radiator is out, and Big Randy did it.
56.550
That is Stubbs taking Sweaty Gerald with them.
1:01.292
Up it goes.
1:07.000
Look at the state of it.
1:12.375
Puck Yeah has nothing left on it.
1:14.850
Squish is out, and The Heel did it.
1:18.183
The Lieutenant has put Puck Yeah out.
1:19.683
That is Stubbs taking The Heel with them.
1:21.183
And that is Big Randy finished.
1:25.983
Damp Kevin is going nowhere.
1:30.725
That is a long way off the ground.
1:36.533
Thick Rick is airborne!
1:42.983
Stubbs leaves something behind.
1:45.767
That is Stubbs taking The Kidney with them.
1:51.658
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:57.633
Absolute carnage.
2:02.217
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:11.458
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:15.817
Up it goes.
2:20.783
Extraordinary scenes.
2:25.283
That is a long way off the ground.
2:37.492
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:43.450
Stubbs leaves something behind.
2:44.950
And that is Gravy finished.
2:56.858
One to go.
3:11.517
That is a long way off the ground.
3:13.325
Wide Load is coming to the flag.
3:16.008
Extraordinary scenes.
3:17.508
Wide Load takes it!
3:29.750
Up it goes.
3:36.250
That has come off.
3:46.525
They felt that in the back row.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 20.133 | Puck Yeah 20.133 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 43.100 | Gravy 22.458 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 1:07.400 | Wide Load 21.133 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:32.000 | Gravy 22.308 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:51.850 | Wide Load 19.850 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:11.517 | Wide Load 19.667 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:35.008 | Stubbs 22.867 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:56.858 | Wide Load 21.850 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:16.325 | Wide Load 19.467 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 8 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 9 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 19 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 19 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 20 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 28 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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16 declaredCourse preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
8m
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Smooth Descent
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14m
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Smooth Descent
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8m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
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Smooth Descent
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30m
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Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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