Derby · Season 5 · Round 7
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:19.117 | — | 12 | +11 | 42 | 12.4 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:27.600 | +8.48 | 14 | +12 | 40 | 12.2 |
| 3 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:29.483 | +10.37 | 11 | +8 | 36 | 11.7 |
| 4 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:41.483 | +22.37 | 9 | +5 | 41 | 11.4 |
| 5 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:50.075 | +30.96 | 8 | +3 | 74 | 11.1 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +4 | 59 | 11.6 |
| — | Damp Kevin RUNNING | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -4 | 51 | 10.3 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -4 | 21 | 10.7 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +7 | 18 | 11.2 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -9 | 19 | 10.2 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +2 | 14 | 12.4 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -6 | 21 | 10.7 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -6 | 21 | 10.2 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -9 | 15 | 10.6 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -13 | 13 | 10.5 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 15 | 11.7 |
1.592
Extraordinary scenes.
6.058
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 7-4-8-11-3.
11.092
Squish leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 5-4-11-1-3.
15.983
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-3-14-2-5.
23.633
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
28.675
Absolute carnage.
35.250
A new leader — Old Gristle.
39.592
Crawlspace leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 3-8-14-6-13.
44.125
And it all goes wrong.
48.350
Puck Yeah has nothing left on it.
49.850
Custard is out, and Squish did it.
53.775
Big Randy has put Floppy Joe out. Recent finishes: 5-7-8-7-7.
56.467
That is The Kidney taking Sweaty Gerald with them.
1:02.992
The Heel leaves something behind.
1:04.492
That is The Lieutenant taking Puck Yeah with them.
1:05.992
Crawlspace is out, and Honey Mustard did it.
1:07.492
Big Randy has put The Kidney out.
1:15.633
That has come off.
1:17.133
Big Randy will not be back.
1:18.925
Squish will not be back.
1:24.200
Old Gristle is airborne!
1:28.358
The Heel will not be back.
1:32.833
There goes a piece of Old Gristle.
1:39.517
They felt that in the back row.
1:44.992
There goes a piece of The Unit.
1:55.408
That was always going to happen.
2:04.717
There is nothing left of it.
2:09.442
They felt that in the back row.
2:21.158
Honey Mustard is airborne!
2:27.142
Up it goes.
2:35.300
A new leader — Old Gristle.
2:47.658
Oh, that is a big one.
2:54.492
That is a long way off the ground.
2:58.158
Last lap.
3:03.383
That is a long way off the ground.
3:07.725
Up it goes.
3:13.583
That is a long way off the ground.
3:16.117
Old Gristle has it.
3:18.250
Wide Load is airborne!
3:19.750
Old Gristle takes it!
3:24.225
That was always going to happen.
3:25.725
Honey Mustard will not be back.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 21.775 | Old Gristle 21.775 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 42.825 | Puck Yeah 20.792 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:05.575 | The Lieutenant 22.009 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:29.583 | The Lieutenant 21.566 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:54.675 | Honey Mustard 23.242 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:16.817 | Wide Load 21.284 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:37.733 | Old Gristle 20.916 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:58.158 | Thick Rick 19.492 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:19.117 | Old Gristle 20.959 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 10 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 13 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 15 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 25 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 26 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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16 declaredCourse preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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8m
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Smooth Descent
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14m
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8m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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30m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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