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· Season 4 · Round 27

Floor Seven — Team Pack Race

Floor Seven · Floor Seven · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Yolk wins at Floor Seven

Yolk took Floor Seven — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Damp Kevin finished second. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 47.583 — 16 +15 0 12.0
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 47.375 — 4 +2 0 13.3
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 43.858 — 3 0 0 13.0
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 40.458 — 12 +8 13 15.3
5 Slapper PCK The Pucks 39.392 — 13 +8 5 15.8
6 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 37.717 — 11 +5 8 16.3
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 35.867 — 14 +7 0 17.0
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 34.883 — 1 -7 1 17.6
9 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 21.850 — 10 +1 7 18.7
10 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 20.425 — 5 -5 6 18.2
11 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 19.642 — 7 -4 6 18.4
12 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 14.333 — 8 -4 4 18.8
13 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 13.025 — 15 +2 5 19.4
14 The Kidney BEA The Beans 12.958 — 6 -8 5 19.3
15 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 12.483 — 2 -13 4 18.0
16 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 10.633 — 9 -7 2 19.3
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 9-6-9-5-6.
5.500
The floor is getting smaller.
6.925
The floor is getting smaller.
7.042
Stubbs has lost it. Recent finishes: 3-3-3-8-4.
8.333
Less of it every time you look.
9.708
The floor is getting smaller.
10.633
Stubbs goes in.
11.058
Well, that was always going to happen.
12.392
The floor is getting smaller.
12.483
Floppy Joe goes in.
13.700
No idea what happened there.
13.883
The Kidney goes in.
14.983
Another panel gone.
15.283
In goes Squish.
16.250
The floor is getting smaller.
16.683
In goes Radiator. Recent finishes: 7-7-7-5-8.
17.492
Less of it every time you look.
18.717
Another panel gone.
19.642
The Unit is gone. Recent finishes: 13-7-3-7-2.
19.917
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
21.042
That is Sweaty Gerald finished.
21.108
And it all goes wrong.
22.275
There goes another one.
22.442
In goes Honey Mustard. Recent finishes: 11-3-2-3-8.
23.425
Another panel gone.
24.558
Look at the state of it.
25.675
There goes another one.
26.775
Less of it every time you look.
27.858
Less of it every time you look.
28.925
There goes another one.
29.983
Less of it every time you look.
31.025
You do not see that every day.
31.142
That is as close as it gets.
32.050
Another panel gone.
33.067
Another panel gone.
34.067
The floor is getting smaller.
34.883
Big Randy is gone.
35.058
Less of it every time you look.
36.033
Less of it every time you look.
36.283
Wide Load is gone.
36.992
The floor is getting smaller.
37.717
In goes Gravy.
37.942
There goes another one.
38.883
Well, that was always going to happen.
39.392
Slapper goes in.
39.808
Oh dear.
40.725
There goes another one.
40.792
In goes The Lieutenant.
41.633
That is the sport, right there.
42.525
Well, that was always going to happen.
43.417
Less of it every time you look.
43.858
In goes Tube Sock.
44.292
The floor is getting smaller.
45.158
There goes another one.
45.258
One panel each.
46.008
Less of it every time you look.
46.858
There goes another one.
47.375
In goes Damp Kevin.
47.692
There goes another one.
48.525
Extraordinary scenes.
48.775
That is Yolk finished.
49.342
Another panel gone.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 10 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 12 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 14 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 23 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 23 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 24 2/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 25 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
76 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 7-5-11-10-5.
12.83
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
97 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 2-16-10-1-4.
5.06
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
70 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-8-8-12-14.
23.07
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
72 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.2. Last five: 15-12-6-16-7.
34.37
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
77 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-13-12-4-11.
26.59
6
The Kidney The Beans
74 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-1-7-7-3.
9.05
1
The Unit Basement Heat
79 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 11-3-3-3-10.
13.14
4
Radiator Basement Heat
75 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 15-12-2-3-9.
12.77
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
83 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 6-3-15-11-2.
13.83
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
77 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 1-8-12-8-4.
9.14
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
78 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 13-14-9-4-13.
21.94
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
77 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 14-5-11-12-16.
32.24
8
Slapper The Pucks
81 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 4-5-14-13-13.
19.18
4
Wide Load The Pucks
91 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 4-8-16-14-15.
15.94
2
Squish The Soft Boys
81 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 7-2-5-1-16.
14.18
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
75 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 15-6-7-14-14.
21.71

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Concrete
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Concrete, going in whole rows from alternating ends. A wave crossing the building, and a rank of competitors sliding ahead of it.

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