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· Season 4 · Round 43

Floor Seven — Team Pack Race

Floor Seven · Floor Seven · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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The Lieutenant wins at Floor Seven

The Lieutenant took Floor Seven — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Chunk finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 45.875 — 11 +10 0 2.1
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 43.867 — 12 +10 1 13.1
3 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 41.450 — 4 +1 1 16.6
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 40.442 — 7 +3 14 15.1
5 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 37.708 — 13 +8 6 16.2
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 36.750 — 3 -3 11 16.7
7 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 35.858 — 16 +9 1 17.0
8 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 34.933 — 8 0 1 16.9
9 The Kidney BEA The Beans 33.283 — 6 -3 9 18.4
10 Long John NOO The Noodles 22.750 — 1 -9 8 18.8
11 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 13.733 — 2 -9 5 19.1
12 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 13.033 — 15 +3 5 19.4
13 Slapper PCK The Pucks 13.000 — 14 +1 5 18.8
14 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 10.442 — 5 -9 2 19.3
15 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 9.975 — 10 -5 1 19.3
16 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 9.917 — 9 -7 2 19.2
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 2-13-5-1-3.
5.500
Less of it every time you look.
6.925
Less of it every time you look.
7.042
Thick Rick is sliding. Recent finishes: 3-8-1-6-2.
8.333
The floor is getting smaller.
9.708
Less of it every time you look.
9.917
Lil Nugget is gone. Recent finishes: 3-4-2-5-4.
11.058
There goes another one.
11.317
Thick Rick is gone. Recent finishes: 3-8-1-6-2.
12.392
There goes another one.
12.717
Butter Bean is gone.
13.700
Less of it every time you look.
14.117
Slapper is gone.
14.983
Less of it every time you look.
15.517
In goes Custard. Recent finishes: 4-6-4-2-15.
16.250
There goes another one.
16.917
In goes Floppy Joe.
17.492
Another panel gone.
18.717
Oh dear.
19.917
Another panel gone.
21.108
They will not want to see that again.
21.658
Long John is in trouble here.
22.275
The floor is getting smaller.
23.058
In goes Long John.
23.425
Extraordinary scenes.
24.558
There goes another one.
25.675
There goes another one.
26.775
And it all goes wrong.
27.858
Look at the state of it.
28.925
There goes another one.
29.983
Well, that was always going to happen.
31.025
Another panel gone.
31.333
Well, that was always going to happen.
32.050
Another panel gone.
33.067
Another panel gone.
33.283
The Kidney goes in.
34.067
The floor is getting smaller.
34.933
In goes Pilot Light.
35.058
Less of it every time you look.
36.033
Less of it every time you look.
36.333
That is Squish finished.
36.992
Another panel gone.
37.733
Tube Sock is gone.
37.942
Less of it every time you look.
38.883
There goes another one.
39.133
In goes The Coaster.
39.808
There goes another one.
40.533
That is The Unit finished.
40.725
That is the sport, right there.
41.633
Less of it every time you look.
41.933
The Heel goes in.
42.525
They will not want to see that again.
43.333
Two left.
43.417
There goes another one.
44.292
And it all goes wrong.
44.733
That is Chunk finished.
45.158
There goes another one.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 3 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 12 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 18 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 19 2/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 21 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 23 2/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 31 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
82 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 8-4-10-7-9.
16.12
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
104 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 13-11-12-15-16.
22.39
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
76 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 16-10-3-14-2.
22.98
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
90 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 16-8-15-7-13.
45.02
22
Butter Bean The Beans
84 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 3-10-4-10-9.
7.76
6
The Kidney The Beans
82 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-2-6-16-6.
20.03
1
The Unit Basement Heat
91 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-5-6-6-3.
15.56
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
88 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 7-2-16-8-9.
22.34
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
82 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 4-12-3-11-5.
6.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
94 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 16-11-5-1-6.
11.12
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
87 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 14-7-6-5-4.
18.25
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
92 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 15-12-16-5-15.
44.16
3
The Coaster The Pucks
84 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 3-5-3-1-16.
5.17
8
Slapper The Pucks
89 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 6-8-5-8-5.
15.94
21
Custard The Soft Boys
81 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 4-14-8-1-15.
13.65
2
Squish The Soft Boys
94 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-9-15-10-5.
41.22

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Concrete
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Concrete, going in whole rows from alternating ends. A wave crossing the building, and a rank of competitors sliding ahead of it.

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