Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 7 · Round 23

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:18.539 13 +12 9 10.9
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:25.300 +6.76 6 +4 12 11.0
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:31.371 +12.83 15 +12 7 10.7
4 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:32.239 +13.70 5 +1 9 11.0
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:35.900 +17.36 14 +9 7 11.5
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:40.894 +22.36 7 +1 11 11.3
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:40.922 +22.38 3 -4 10 10.8
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:41.116 +22.58 2 -6 5 9.1
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:42.150 +23.61 10 +1 11 10.9
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:46.579 +28.04 9 -1 6 10.6
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:46.844 +28.31 16 +5 15 11.1
12 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:48.061 +29.52 4 -8 10 10.5
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:54.555 +36.02 12 -1 3 11.2
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:12.727 +54.19 1 -13 13 10.6
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 3:16.623 +58.08 8 -7 7 18.3
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:48.084 +89.55 11 -5 9 10.9
0.017
Absolute carnage.
5.294
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 10-7-4-7-4.
10.428
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 2-3-3-1-15.
14.056
And Yolk takes flight. Recent finishes: 7-15-4-3-9.
17.533
The Heel is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 8-8-9-6-3.
20.994
Crawlspace gets air.
25.728
Gravy finds trouble. Averaging 9.7 contacts an event coming in.
29.811
Yolk is completely off the deck.
32.022
Here comes Yolk.
33.622
They are going to the line together.
37.022
Puck Yeah takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Refried Ron 1.572 Refried Ron 1.572
Smooth Descent Hard Yolk 4.839 The Heel 2.977
Sweeping Curve Hard Yolk 6.483 Yolk 1.644
Smooth Descent Smooth Yolk 8.711 Yolk 2.228
The Drops Smooth Yolk 10.789 Old Gristle 1.966
Peg Field Metal Yolk 13.217 Puck Yeah 1.994
The Pinball Table Hard Yolk 14.917 Tender Greg 1.572
Collision Funnel Carpet Yolk 16.900 Puck Yeah 1.756
Smooth Descent Smooth Yolk 19.483 Lil Nugget 2.106
Barrier Run Metal Yolk 23.417 Puck Yeah 3.117
Sweeping Curve Hard Yolk 25.544 Puck Yeah 1.911
Bounce Pads Slick Yolk 28.372 Puck Yeah 2.539
S-Bend Hard Yolk 30.878 Puck Yeah 2.222
Tight Curve Smooth Yolk 33.361 Puck Yeah 2.211
The Funnel Carpet Yolk 35.022 Puck Yeah 0.922
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 8 0/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 12 1/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 14 0/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 15 0/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 16 1/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 22 1/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 22 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
181 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-5-3-12-6.
36.46
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
158 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-14-5-13-15.
74.16
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
170 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-8-8-5-7.
22.87
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
173 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-6-7-9-5.
27.57
5
Refried Ron The Beans · HOME
174 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 14-13-7-5-6.
138.54
22
Butter Bean The Beans · HOME
174 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-12-7-8-7.
105.69
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · HOME
174 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-8-8-11-9.
44.65
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · HOME
172 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-4-8-7-16.
133.88
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · HOME
183 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 16-7-3-4-2.
15.39
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
173 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 3-1-11-10-2.
10.78
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
182 starts, 45 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 15-1-2-3-5.
10.26
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
157 starts, 40 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-2-1-12-3.
4.83
3
The Coaster The Pucks
179 starts, 83 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 6-1-1-1-15.
3.83
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
179 starts, 90 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 8-1-4-1-14.
5.16
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
180 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 9-4-12-7-8.
31.44
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
163 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 2-13-4-15-4.
43.06

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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