· Season 7 · Round 32
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Honey Mustard survives to win
Honey Mustard took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Crawlspace finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 2:24.166 | — | 4 | +3 | 12 | 10.5 |
| 2 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 2:32.529 | +8.36 | 3 | +1 | 9 | 10.1 |
| 3 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2:33.656 | +9.49 | 10 | +7 | 5 | 11.1 |
| 4 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 2:38.689 | +14.52 | 16 | +12 | 8 | 10.4 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:39.239 | +15.07 | 8 | +3 | 6 | 10.4 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 2:41.201 | +17.04 | 1 | -5 | 9 | 9.7 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:45.967 | +21.80 | 15 | +8 | 11 | 11.1 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 2:47.151 | +22.99 | 14 | +6 | 11 | 10.2 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:10.167 | +46.00 | 13 | +4 | 5 | 9.8 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:15.906 | +51.74 | 5 | -5 | 5 | 10.1 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 3:15.945 | +51.78 | 11 | 0 | 12 | 12.0 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 3:40.211 | +76.05 | 7 | -5 | 8 | 10.8 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:40.355 | +76.19 | 9 | -4 | 9 | 11.4 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 3:41.211 | +77.05 | 6 | -8 | 10 | 11.0 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 3:41.622 | +77.46 | 12 | -3 | 11 | 11.3 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:43.889 | +79.72 | 2 | -14 | 2 | 18.5 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
4.900
Gravy has the lead.
8.900
Tender Greg is completely off the deck.
12.367
Right into it goes Puck Yeah.
15.822
Honey Mustard gets air. Recent finishes: 5-3-2-6-1.
19.711
Second Sock is airborne. Recent finishes: 7-8-5-14-8.
28.156
Up goes Thick Rick.
30.961
Gravy has it. Recent finishes: 1-5-3-7-2.
32.950
Crawlspace is airborne.
36.350
Honey Mustard wins it. Career record: 15 wins from 179, average finish 4.6.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Floppy Joe | 1.594 | The Kidney 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Gravy | 4.756 | Gravy 2.806 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Gravy | 6.456 | Big Randy 1.595 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Yolk | 8.617 | Yolk 1.156 |
| The Drops | Smooth | Gravy | 10.806 | Puck Yeah 1.945 |
| Peg Field | Metal | Thick Rick | 12.989 | Thick Rick 2.033 |
| The Pinball Table | Hard | Thick Rick | 14.528 | Thick Rick 1.539 |
| Collision Funnel | Carpet | Thick Rick | 16.422 | Gravy 1.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Thick Rick | 18.944 | Slapper 2.145 |
| Barrier Run | Metal | Thick Rick | 22.589 | Puck Yeah 3.406 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Thick Rick | 24.522 | Puck Yeah 1.883 |
| Bounce Pads | Slick | Thick Rick | 26.906 | Thick Rick 2.384 |
| S-Bend | Hard | Thick Rick | 29.083 | Thick Rick 2.177 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Thick Rick | 31.456 | Puck Yeah 2.217 |
| The Funnel | Carpet | Gravy | 33.961 | Puck Yeah 0.950 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Basement Heat | 12 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 13 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 13 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 14 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 25 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Lump Patrol | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Pucks | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared22
Butter Bean
The Beans · HOME
182 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-16-3-3-13.
70.97
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · HOME
179 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 16-4-8-5-11.
85.45
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · HOME
179 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-4-8-8-5.
31.82
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · HOME
183 starts, 14 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-5-7-1-5.
27.72
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · HOME
173 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 14-5-2-4-3.
11.84
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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