· Season 7 · Round 35
The Service Core — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Floppy Joe survives to win
Floppy Joe took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Squish finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 2:31.206 | — | 10 | +9 | 13 | 12.1 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 2:36.150 | +4.94 | 1 | -1 | 11 | 11.8 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 2:37.166 | +5.96 | 16 | +13 | 4 | 11.9 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:39.895 | +8.69 | 7 | +3 | 13 | 13.8 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 2:41.117 | +9.91 | 2 | -3 | 11 | 12.9 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2:41.138 | +9.93 | 3 | -3 | 10 | 11.8 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:41.901 | +10.70 | 6 | -1 | 12 | 11.2 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:41.911 | +10.71 | 9 | +1 | 9 | 11.4 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:33.438 | +62.23 | 5 | -4 | 8 | 13.2 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 3:35.589 | +64.38 | 15 | +5 | 6 | 12.6 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 3:35.677 | +64.47 | 14 | +3 | 0 | 22.7 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:35.716 | +64.51 | 13 | +1 | 9 | 16.6 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 3:38.805 | +67.60 | 8 | -5 | 6 | 12.4 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:44.556 | +73.35 | 12 | -2 | 8 | 14.5 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:48.189 | +76.98 | 4 | -11 | 12 | 11.7 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 4:20.050 | +108.84 | 11 | -5 | 11 | 11.3 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 10.8 contacts an event coming in.
5.900
Puck Yeah takes the lead.
9.433
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 5-4-1-2-1.
12.944
Up goes Honey Mustard.
16.861
Oh dear.
27.967
Thick Rick goes to the front. Career record: 16 wins from 193, average finish 5.5.
31.456
Right into it goes Squish. Averaging 9.0 contacts an event coming in.
31.911
Here comes Thick Rick. Recent finishes: 1-1-4-13-5.
34.911
It is Floppy Joe!
40.328
They will not want to see that again.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Damp Kevin | 1.594 | Puck Yeah 1.572 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Puck Yeah | 4.361 | Crawlspace 2.511 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Puck Yeah | 5.678 | Puck Yeah 1.317 |
| Smooth Descent | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 7.533 | Puck Yeah 1.855 |
| The Drops | Metal | Wide Load | 9.389 | Thick Rick 1.117 |
| Peg Field | Metal | Wide Load | 10.800 | Thick Rick 1.005 |
| The Pinball Table | Metal | Yolk | 13.094 | Thick Rick 1.023 |
| Collision Funnel | Metal | Floppy Joe | 22.494 | Chunk 7.122 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Floppy Joe | 24.861 | Chunk 1.972 |
| Barrier Run | Soft fabric | Floppy Joe | 27.294 | Thick Rick 1.928 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Thick Rick | 30.039 | The Kidney 2.472 |
| Bounce Pads | Metal | Thick Rick | 31.756 | Chunk 1.634 |
| Laundry Chute | Metal | Thick Rick | 33.972 | Thick Rick 2.216 |
| Narrow Pipe | Carpet | Thick Rick | 34.911 | Thick Rick 0.939 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 11 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 15 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 19 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 21 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Lump Patrol | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · HOME
181 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-5-7-15.
41.97
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · HOME
187 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-4-5-11-8.
27.09
Course preview
49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.
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