· Season 7 · Round 38
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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The Coaster wins at Nan's Landing
The Coaster took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Chunk finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:42.383 | — | 16 | +15 | 9 | 10.1 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:49.628 | +7.25 | 12 | +10 | 12 | 9.6 |
| 3 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 2:51.455 | +9.07 | 15 | +12 | 7 | 9.8 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 2:53.650 | +11.27 | 2 | -2 | 12 | 8.3 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:54.711 | +12.33 | 6 | +1 | 10 | 10.5 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:01.439 | +19.06 | 14 | +8 | 7 | 8.7 |
| 7 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 3:01.650 | +19.27 | 8 | +1 | 14 | 8.8 |
| 8 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:01.683 | +19.30 | 1 | -7 | 12 | 9.3 |
| 9 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:02.117 | +19.73 | 4 | -5 | 13 | 8.4 |
| 10 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 3:04.322 | +21.94 | 9 | -1 | 14 | 9.1 |
| 11 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:04.662 | +22.28 | 11 | 0 | 11 | 8.5 |
| 12 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:06.250 | +23.87 | 10 | -2 | 11 | 9.7 |
| 13 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:06.723 | +24.34 | 3 | -10 | 13 | 9.0 |
| 14 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:07.405 | +25.02 | 7 | -7 | 11 | 9.0 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 3:09.361 | +26.98 | 13 | -2 | 9 | 9.3 |
| 16 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:10.333 | +27.95 | 5 | -11 | 11 | 9.2 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 10.8 contacts an event coming in.
3.767
The Coaster hits the front.
8.033
Big move from Chunk. Recent finishes: 2-16-5-4-1.
15.022
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 8-4-3-9-3.
18.767
And Squish takes flight.
22.944
Tender Greg is airborne.
26.411
That is a big one for Sweaty Gerald.
30.389
That is a big one for Tender Greg.
36.550
No idea what happened there.
36.906
Puck Yeah is going to win this.
39.950
The Coaster takes it. Career record: 87 wins from 195, average finish 3.3.
45.939
Refried Ron finds trouble. Averaging 11.0 contacts an event coming in.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | The Coaster | 1.567 | The Coaster 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Coaster | 3.917 | Chunk 2.128 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Coaster | 4.522 | The Coaster 0.605 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Tender Greg | 16.917 | Tender Greg 2.484 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Tender Greg | 18.417 | Tender Greg 1.500 |
| The Spiral | Soft fabric | Tender Greg | 20.189 | Chunk 1.578 |
| Laundry Chute | Carpet | Tender Greg | 22.261 | Tender Greg 2.072 |
| Rotating Drum | Smooth | Tender Greg | 24.817 | Lil Nugget 2.273 |
| Narrow Pipe | Carpet | Lil Nugget | 28.011 | Puck Yeah 2.078 |
| The Drops | Smooth | Tender Greg | 30.383 | Puck Yeah 1.755 |
| Stairwell | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 34.228 | Puck Yeah 1.856 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 36.756 | Puck Yeah 2.528 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 39.906 | Radiator 1.100 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 6 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Soft Boys | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Beans | 16 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 17 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 22 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 23 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 28 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · HOME
168 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-8-16-12-6.
78.04
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
183 starts, 50 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 7-2-8-1-2.
10.60
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · HOME
176 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 2-11-3-11-6.
31.58
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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