Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 7 · Round 5

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Stubbs survives to win

Stubbs took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Old Gristle finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:31.439 3 +2 11 11.4
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:35.001 +3.56 2 0 3 10.7
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:39.562 +8.12 12 +9 8 9.8
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:44.428 +12.99 13 +9 9 9.8
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:44.538 +13.10 11 +6 7 10.6
6 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:46.000 +14.56 1 -5 11 9.9
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:48.216 +16.78 9 +2 10 10.7
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:56.066 +24.63 4 -4 3 8.6
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:58.406 +26.97 5 -4 7 12.0
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:58.583 +27.14 7 -3 4 11.8
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:14.344 +42.91 14 +3 2 10.2
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:15.705 +44.27 15 +3 7 8.3
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:37.966 +66.53 10 -3 3 10.1
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:42.699 +71.26 8 -6 11 11.1
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:46.172 +74.73 16 +1 10 11.1
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:46.305 +74.87 6 -10 7 9.5
0.017
Absolute carnage.
5.389
Radiator gets air.
9.494
And it all goes wrong.
12.900
Big air for Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 4-1-1-12-3.
16.606
Long John gets air. Recent finishes: 8-6-16-11-7.
20.311
The Heel is completely off the deck.
23.778
That is going to sting in the morning. Recent finishes: 3-10-3-15-7.
27.528
That is a big one for Stubbs.
32.489
Puck Yeah is going to win this.
35.144
Big air for Tube Sock.
38.544
Stubbs wins it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Pilot Light 1.567 Radiator 1.561
Smooth Descent Hard Radiator 4.844 Puck Yeah 2.628
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 6.328 Puck Yeah 1.439
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 8.144 Puck Yeah 1.816
The Drops Smooth Puck Yeah 9.911 Puck Yeah 1.767
Peg Field Metal Puck Yeah 12.178 Stubbs 1.939
The Pinball Table Hard Puck Yeah 13.744 Stubbs 1.539
Collision Funnel Carpet Puck Yeah 15.461 Puck Yeah 1.717
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 17.794 Puck Yeah 2.333
Barrier Run Metal Puck Yeah 21.200 Puck Yeah 3.406
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 23.150 Puck Yeah 1.950
Bounce Pads Slick Puck Yeah 26.444 Yolk 2.894
S-Bend Hard Puck Yeah 31.161 Yolk 2.667
Tight Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 34.144 Radiator 2.683
The Funnel Carpet Puck Yeah 35.489 The Kidney 1.222
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 9 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 10 0/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 10 0/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 14 0/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 19 0/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 22 1/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 25 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
173 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 11-7-8-6-4.
70.06
1
Big Randy The Noodles
161 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-8-2-4-9.
26.44
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
160 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-7-4-6-5.
30.02
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
162 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-6-7-7-5.
30.70
22
Butter Bean The Beans · HOME
159 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 14-5-8-8-8.
50.48
6
The Kidney The Beans · HOME
170 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-3-8-12-8.
36.71
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · HOME
159 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-5-7-12-6.
71.22
4
Radiator Basement Heat · HOME
159 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-6-8-5-7.
45.24
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · HOME
159 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-2-11-3-2.
10.47
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
160 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 8-2-4-1-2.
10.61
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
171 starts, 54 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-1-1-8-4.
5.07
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
165 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-7-1-4-16.
11.42
8
Slapper The Pucks
161 starts, 75 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-13-3-2-1.
6.45
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
168 starts, 86 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 1-1-12-3-1.
3.88
2
Squish The Soft Boys
163 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 3-10-7-14-4.
35.17
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
170 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 10-3-15-7-2.
42.97

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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