· Season 7 · Round 5
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Stubbs survives to win
Stubbs took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Old Gristle finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 2:31.439 | — | 3 | +2 | 11 | 11.4 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:35.001 | +3.56 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 10.7 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 2:39.562 | +8.12 | 12 | +9 | 8 | 9.8 |
| 4 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2:44.428 | +12.99 | 13 | +9 | 9 | 9.8 |
| 5 | Long John | The Noodles | 2:44.538 | +13.10 | 11 | +6 | 7 | 10.6 |
| 6 | The Kidney | The Beans | 2:46.000 | +14.56 | 1 | -5 | 11 | 9.9 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 2:48.216 | +16.78 | 9 | +2 | 10 | 10.7 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:56.066 | +24.63 | 4 | -4 | 3 | 8.6 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:58.406 | +26.97 | 5 | -4 | 7 | 12.0 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:58.583 | +27.14 | 7 | -3 | 4 | 11.8 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:14.344 | +42.91 | 14 | +3 | 2 | 10.2 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:15.705 | +44.27 | 15 | +3 | 7 | 8.3 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:37.966 | +66.53 | 10 | -3 | 3 | 10.1 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:42.699 | +71.26 | 8 | -6 | 11 | 11.1 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:46.172 | +74.73 | 16 | +1 | 10 | 11.1 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:46.305 | +74.87 | 6 | -10 | 7 | 9.5 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
5.389
Radiator gets air.
9.494
And it all goes wrong.
12.900
Big air for Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 4-1-1-12-3.
16.606
Long John gets air. Recent finishes: 8-6-16-11-7.
20.311
The Heel is completely off the deck.
23.778
That is going to sting in the morning. Recent finishes: 3-10-3-15-7.
27.528
That is a big one for Stubbs.
32.489
Puck Yeah is going to win this.
35.144
Big air for Tube Sock.
38.544
Stubbs wins it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Pilot Light | 1.567 | Radiator 1.561 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Radiator | 4.844 | Puck Yeah 2.628 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Puck Yeah | 6.328 | Puck Yeah 1.439 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 8.144 | Puck Yeah 1.816 |
| The Drops | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 9.911 | Puck Yeah 1.767 |
| Peg Field | Metal | Puck Yeah | 12.178 | Stubbs 1.939 |
| The Pinball Table | Hard | Puck Yeah | 13.744 | Stubbs 1.539 |
| Collision Funnel | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 15.461 | Puck Yeah 1.717 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 17.794 | Puck Yeah 2.333 |
| Barrier Run | Metal | Puck Yeah | 21.200 | Puck Yeah 3.406 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Puck Yeah | 23.150 | Puck Yeah 1.950 |
| Bounce Pads | Slick | Puck Yeah | 26.444 | Yolk 2.894 |
| S-Bend | Hard | Puck Yeah | 31.161 | Yolk 2.667 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 34.144 | Radiator 2.683 |
| The Funnel | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 35.489 | The Kidney 1.222 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 9 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 10 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 10 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 14 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 19 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared22
Butter Bean
The Beans · HOME
159 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 14-5-8-8-8.
50.48
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · HOME
159 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-5-7-12-6.
71.22
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · HOME
159 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-2-11-3-2.
10.47
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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