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Derby · Season 6 · Round 14

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Heel finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:22.383 — 11 +10 22 11.1
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:43.075 +20.69 4 +2 7 9.7
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:44.492 +22.11 3 0 7 9.6
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:47.675 +25.29 15 +11 27 11.7
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:49.583 +27.20 12 +7 34 10.8
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:59.667 +37.28 8 +2 28 9.7
— Long John RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -5 5 9.7
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +6 25 10.4
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -2 12 10.2
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +6 12 10.2
— Slapper FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.4
— Lil Nugget FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.1
— Sweaty Gerald FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.2
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Floppy Joe FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— Refried Ron RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.792
You do not see that every day.
6.142
There is nothing left of it.
11.600
Gravy goes to the front. Career record: 41 wins from 161, average finish 3.9.
18.233
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-8-1.
24.583
Squish is airborne! Recent finishes: 14-4-14-3-10.
28.867
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
33.383
Gravy is airborne! Recent finishes: 12-3-10-1-2.
42.433
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 4-3-9-4-12.
48.983
Yolk leaves something behind.
53.308
Yolk is airborne!
58.458
Yolk leaves something behind.
1:05.950
Puck Yeah leaves something behind.
1:10.525
There goes a piece of The Heel.
1:15.083
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:20.433
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:28.150
Pilot Light has nothing left on it.
1:32.975
Oh, that is a big one.
1:36.708
Yolk is out, and Old Gristle did it.
1:42.633
Absolute carnage.
1:52.500
It is coming apart now.
2:01.358
There goes a piece of The Heel.
2:02.858
And that is Pilot Light finished.
2:10.383
They felt that in the back row.
2:17.525
Refried Ron has stalled.
2:29.058
You do not see that every day.
2:39.525
They will not want to see that again.
2:44.042
Squish leaves something behind.
2:53.683
Puck Yeah is airborne!
3:02.983
Squish is airborne!
3:04.483
Last lap.
3:08.975
Stripped to the shell.
3:16.358
Puck Yeah is out.
3:19.383
Gravy is coming to the flag.
3:22.383
Gravy takes it!
3:35.875
Old Gristle is airborne!
4:04.267
Extraordinary scenes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 13.742 Gravy 13.742
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 29.475 Gravy 15.733
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 45.675 Gravy 16.200
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:04.417 Long John 18.517
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:21.750 Gravy 17.333
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:36.842 Gravy 15.092
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:53.275 Gravy 16.433
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:12.892 The Heel 18.500
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:30.850 Gravy 17.958
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:47.167 Gravy 16.317
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:03.183 Gravy 16.016
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:22.383 Old Gristle 17.550
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 6 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 14 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 15 1/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 19 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
121 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 4-4-4-8-14.
124.65
7
Long John The Noodles
130 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 5-6-15-6-1.
22.53
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
116 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 2-1-7-16-2.
2.64
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
106 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 1-5-5-4-6.
4.48
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
124 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 8-6-13-13-6.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
122 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.7. Last five: 7-7-2-13-14.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
110 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 15-13-5-12-14.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
119 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-16-3-6-16.
29.84
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
127 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-5-9-3-6.
132.79
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
122 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-14-2-5-10.
71.07
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
136 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-1-1-11-12.
14.94
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
132 starts, 32 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 6-1-4-6-1.
2.89
8
Slapper The Pucks
119 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 15-11-11-9-15.
106.09
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
122 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.4. Last five: 3-15-14-13-15.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
119 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 8-14-12-9-9.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
124 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 5-11-15-11-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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