Derby · Season 6 · Round 17
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Damp Kevin finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:29.658 | — | 12 | +11 | 41 | 12.2 |
| 2 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:47.183 | +17.53 | 3 | +1 | 50 | 10.9 |
| 3 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:52.042 | +22.38 | 5 | +2 | 59 | 10.7 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +7 | 44 | 11.5 |
| — | Stubbs WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +4 | 37 | 11.3 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +4 | 33 | 11.5 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -6 | 28 | 10.6 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | 0 | 33 | 10.6 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +5 | 16 | 12.2 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +3 | 16 | 11.6 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +5 | 17 | 11.5 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +3 | 11 | 11.1 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -9 | 15 | 10.8 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -12 | 12 | 10.1 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -9 | 14 | 10.2 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -9 | 11 | 10.3 |
1.833
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 4-3-10-7-6.
9.108
Puck Yeah is losing bits. Recent finishes: 1-1-10-1-1.
14.000
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 8-13-5-2-4.
18.425
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 14-5-2-4-3.
23.433
Tender Greg is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-10-7-4-7.
27.742
There is nothing protecting Tender Greg now.
29.242
Pilot Light is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
30.808
That is Damp Kevin taking Sweaty Gerald with them.
32.308
Big Randy has put Floppy Joe out.
37.417
They felt that in the back row.
41.767
Up it goes.
47.558
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
50.542
The Heel is out, and Puck Yeah did it.
53.625
And that is Tender Greg finished.
58.742
Up it goes.
1:08.117
And that is Slapper finished.
1:12.842
Stubbs leaves something behind.
1:14.342
Puck Yeah has put Squish out.
1:18.900
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
1:24.475
There is nothing left of it.
1:26.558
Puck Yeah will not be back.
1:30.817
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:35.333
You do not see that every day.
1:40.050
Honey Mustard is on the move.
1:46.533
There is nothing left of it.
1:52.333
That is real damage.
1:54.583
Crawlspace is out.
1:59.783
There goes a piece of The Lieutenant.
2:03.225
Big Randy will not be back.
2:07.042
And that is Honey Mustard finished.
2:12.817
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:21.850
Stubbs will not take much more.
2:26.692
Butter Bean has put Stubbs out.
2:37.192
Up it goes.
2:46.583
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:01.267
You do not see that every day.
3:08.242
Last lap.
3:13.242
And it all goes wrong.
3:17.517
Gravy will not take much more.
3:24.692
Up it goes.
3:26.658
The Lieutenant has it.
3:29.658
The Lieutenant wins the derby.
3:31.500
And that is Gravy finished.
3:36.358
There goes a piece of Damp Kevin.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 20.467 | Gravy 20.467 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 42.808 | Slapper 21.267 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:03.733 | Slapper 19.608 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:31.675 | Honey Mustard 22.008 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:57.658 | The Lieutenant 22.516 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:20.608 | Gravy 22.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:45.483 | The Lieutenant 24.542 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 3:08.242 | Gravy 22.759 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:29.658 | The Lieutenant 19.550 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 11 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 18 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 19 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 21 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 24 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
112 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 16-8-15-13-5.
219.30
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol
120 starts, 29 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 13-16-15-7-5.
14.39
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
129 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 13-16-16-10-13.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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8m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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14m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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8m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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