Derby · Season 6 · Round 19
The Rink — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win
Puck Yeah took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:52.067 | — | 13 | +12 | 22 | 10.8 |
| 2 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:59.917 | +7.85 | 14 | +12 | 27 | 11.0 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:04.767 | +12.70 | 10 | +7 | 27 | 10.9 |
| 4 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:07.125 | +15.06 | 11 | +7 | 19 | 11.0 |
| 5 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:08.775 | +16.71 | 12 | +7 | 23 | 10.7 |
| 6 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:10.033 | +17.97 | 9 | +3 | 31 | 10.3 |
| 7 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 3:18.408 | +26.34 | 16 | +9 | 22 | 10.2 |
| 8 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:29.367 | +37.30 | 4 | -4 | 11 | 9.5 |
| — | Big Randy RUNNING | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -8 | 8 | 9.5 |
| — | Tube Sock RUNNING | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -7 | 12 | 9.5 |
| — | Crawlspace RUNNING | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -3 | 15 | 10.0 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -7 | 15 | 10.2 |
| — | The Unit RUNNING | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -6 | 21 | 9.9 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -12 | 12 | 9.4 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -9 | 12 | 9.8 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 12 | 9.7 |
3.083
They felt that in the back row.
9.625
You do not see that every day.
14.300
That has come off.
19.058
Gravy leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-3-2.
27.925
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
33.358
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
40.050
Look at Gravy go.
45.592
There goes a piece of Gravy.
50.050
Look at Stubbs go.
57.125
Stubbs is losing bits.
1:01.458
You do not see that every day.
1:07.475
There goes a piece of Slapper.
1:11.850
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 6-12-3-3-7.
1:19.100
Slapper takes the lead.
1:24.492
Look at the state of it.
1:28.700
Puck Yeah takes the lead. Career record: 94 wins from 187, average finish 3.1.
1:36.683
That has come off.
1:43.325
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 5-7-8-8-9.
1:49.083
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-1-10.
1:54.775
That has come off.
2:03.092
Extraordinary scenes.
2:05.242
Yolk is out.
2:10.050
You do not see that every day.
2:14.292
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
2:19.917
They will not want to see that again.
2:25.667
And it all goes wrong.
2:30.092
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
2:34.375
This is the last of it.
2:39.325
They will not want to see that again.
2:45.117
Up it goes.
2:49.067
Here comes Puck Yeah.
2:49.608
That has come off.
2:52.067
Puck Yeah wins the derby.
2:57.750
They will not want to see that again.
3:02.533
There goes a piece of The Unit.
3:07.775
There is nothing protecting Squish now.
3:11.483
That is Gravy taking Refried Ron with them.
3:12.983
That is Gravy taking Floppy Joe with them.
3:18.900
That has come off.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Honey Mustard | 17.508 | Honey Mustard 17.508 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Honey Mustard | 36.117 | Old Gristle 17.475 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Honey Mustard | 53.492 | Puck Yeah 15.575 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Honey Mustard | 1:10.617 | Slapper 15.234 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Puck Yeah | 1:29.517 | Puck Yeah 16.392 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Puck Yeah | 1:46.533 | Puck Yeah 17.016 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Puck Yeah | 2:02.900 | Puck Yeah 16.367 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Puck Yeah | 2:19.358 | Puck Yeah 16.458 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Puck Yeah | 2:34.375 | Puck Yeah 15.017 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Puck Yeah | 2:52.067 | Honey Mustard 16.875 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 9 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 18 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 23 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 23 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent
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18m
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Smooth Descent
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44m
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Smooth Descent
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18m
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Smooth Descent
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44m
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Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.
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