Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 6 · Round 19

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:52.067 13 +12 22 10.8
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:59.917 +7.85 14 +12 27 11.0
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:04.767 +12.70 10 +7 27 10.9
4 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:07.125 +15.06 11 +7 19 11.0
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:08.775 +16.71 12 +7 23 10.7
6 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:10.033 +17.97 9 +3 31 10.3
7 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:18.408 +26.34 16 +9 22 10.2
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:29.367 +37.30 4 -4 11 9.5
Big Randy RUNNING NOO The Noodles 1 -8 8 9.5
Tube Sock RUNNING WET The Wet Socks 3 -7 12 9.5
Crawlspace RUNNING HEA Basement Heat 8 -3 15 10.0
Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans 5 -7 15 10.2
The Unit RUNNING HEA Basement Heat 7 -6 21 9.9
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -12 12 9.4
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -9 12 9.8
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 -1 12 9.7
3.083
They felt that in the back row.
9.625
You do not see that every day.
14.300
That has come off.
19.058
Gravy leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-3-2.
27.925
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
33.358
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
40.050
Look at Gravy go.
45.592
There goes a piece of Gravy.
50.050
Look at Stubbs go.
57.125
Stubbs is losing bits.
1:01.458
You do not see that every day.
1:07.475
There goes a piece of Slapper.
1:11.850
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 6-12-3-3-7.
1:19.100
Slapper takes the lead.
1:24.492
Look at the state of it.
1:28.700
Puck Yeah takes the lead. Career record: 94 wins from 187, average finish 3.1.
1:36.683
That has come off.
1:43.325
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 5-7-8-8-9.
1:49.083
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-1-10.
1:54.775
That has come off.
2:03.092
Extraordinary scenes.
2:05.242
Yolk is out.
2:10.050
You do not see that every day.
2:14.292
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
2:19.917
They will not want to see that again.
2:25.667
And it all goes wrong.
2:30.092
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
2:34.375
This is the last of it.
2:39.325
They will not want to see that again.
2:45.117
Up it goes.
2:49.067
Here comes Puck Yeah.
2:49.608
That has come off.
2:52.067
Puck Yeah wins the derby.
2:57.750
They will not want to see that again.
3:02.533
There goes a piece of The Unit.
3:07.775
There is nothing protecting Squish now.
3:11.483
That is Gravy taking Refried Ron with them.
3:12.983
That is Gravy taking Floppy Joe with them.
3:18.900
That has come off.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick Honey Mustard 17.508 Honey Mustard 17.508
Smooth Descent Slick Honey Mustard 36.117 Old Gristle 17.475
Smooth Descent Slick Honey Mustard 53.492 Puck Yeah 15.575
Smooth Descent Slick Honey Mustard 1:10.617 Slapper 15.234
Smooth Descent Slick Puck Yeah 1:29.517 Puck Yeah 16.392
Smooth Descent Slick Puck Yeah 1:46.533 Puck Yeah 17.016
Smooth Descent Slick Puck Yeah 2:02.900 Puck Yeah 16.367
Smooth Descent Slick Puck Yeah 2:19.358 Puck Yeah 16.458
Smooth Descent Slick Puck Yeah 2:34.375 Puck Yeah 15.017
Smooth Descent Slick Puck Yeah 2:52.067 Honey Mustard 16.875
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 9 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 9 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 18 1/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 23 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 23 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 24 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
128 starts, 7 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 16-5-2-4-3.
17.99
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
124 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 12-5-12-4-4.
144.87
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
120 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-5-1-5-2.
3.46
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
108 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 8-10-1-5-5.
12.77
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
124 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 8-6-13-13-6.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
128 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.7. Last five: 15-15-11-10-10.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
123 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-3-3-4-7.
22.44
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
119 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 8-7-8-12-11.
143.70
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
126 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-6-12-7-7.
18.42
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
125 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-4-2-2-10.
12.05
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
136 starts, 33 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 1-3-14-2-6.
2.54
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
138 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 2-6-8-1-1.
10.57
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
123 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.4. Last five: 15-3-15-14-13.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
122 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 12-1-10-15-11.
37.99
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
127 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 14-15-13-5-11.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
124 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 13-4-4-11-9.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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