Derby · Season 6 · Round 20
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:17.708 | — | 14 | +13 | 20 | 12.3 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:40.450 | +22.74 | 12 | +10 | 36 | 12.0 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:41.733 | +24.03 | 11 | +8 | 32 | 11.3 |
| 4 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:44.758 | +27.05 | 10 | +6 | 48 | 11.4 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:46.283 | +28.58 | 3 | -2 | 16 | 11.8 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:48.308 | +30.60 | 1 | -5 | 18 | 10.7 |
| — | The Unit RUNNING | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | +1 | 28 | 10.9 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -4 | 20 | 10.5 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -3 | 22 | 10.8 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +6 | 22 | 11.6 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -9 | 13 | 10.4 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +1 | 20 | 12.0 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +2 | 12 | 11.8 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -7 | 11 | 10.5 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -10 | 13 | 10.3 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -7 | 19 | 11.8 |
3.400
A new leader — Squish. Career record: 3 wins from 185, average finish 6.1.
9.800
Honey Mustard takes the lead. Career record: 15 wins from 175, average finish 4.6.
14.208
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 6-12-3-3-7.
20.050
Stubbs is coming through. Recent finishes: 10-2-8-13-5.
24.992
The Heel is losing bits.
29.883
Puck Yeah is losing bits. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-1-10.
35.517
Yolk is losing bits.
39.883
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
47.425
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
51.942
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
56.400
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
1:02.808
And it all goes wrong.
1:07.633
Look at the state of it.
1:12.583
There is nothing left of it.
1:16.975
That is a long way off the ground.
1:22.167
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:26.558
That was always going to happen.
1:32.367
There goes a piece of Squish.
1:34.242
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:38.492
They felt that in the back row.
1:43.767
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
1:45.267
Yolk will not be back.
1:46.767
Refried Ron will not be back.
1:48.392
That is The Unit taking Pilot Light with them.
1:53.275
That was always going to happen.
1:58.300
Extraordinary scenes.
2:06.383
That was always going to happen.
2:13.883
They will not want to see that again.
2:18.325
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:22.800
Up it goes.
2:27.875
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:32.400
The Heel is losing bits.
2:39.017
They will not want to see that again.
2:43.317
Floppy Joe is in trouble.
2:45.583
That is The Coaster taking Floppy Joe with them.
2:50.783
The Lieutenant is airborne!
2:52.283
Squish is out.
2:54.767
One to go.
2:59.492
They felt that in the back row.
3:09.017
Stubbs is losing bits.
3:14.708
Here comes The Coaster.
3:16.667
There is nothing protecting Sweaty Gerald now.
3:18.167
It is The Coaster!
3:24.567
That is a long way off the ground.
3:33.208
Sweaty Gerald is in trouble.
3:39.492
Stubbs is losing bits.
3:40.992
And that is The Heel finished.
3:46.525
Sweaty Gerald will not be back.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 20.633 | The Coaster 20.633 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 40.625 | The Coaster 19.992 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:05.283 | Puck Yeah 22.066 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:24.575 | The Coaster 19.292 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:51.525 | Stubbs 20.650 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:15.058 | The Coaster 23.533 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:34.817 | The Coaster 19.759 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:54.767 | The Coaster 19.950 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 13 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 13 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 20 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 21 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 24 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
115 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 15-16-16-16-8.
219.30
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol
122 starts, 29 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 16-2-13-16-15.
21.18
Course preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
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30m
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50m
↓15°
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15m
↓13°
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50m
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The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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