Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 6 · Round 21

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Big Randy finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:46.558 3 +2 20 10.4
2 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:47.208 +0.65 1 -1 21 10.1
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:50.208 +3.65 4 +1 24 10.6
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:53.025 +6.47 12 +8 34 12.3
5 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:53.175 +6.62 10 +5 36 11.7
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:55.667 +9.11 11 +5 37 11.2
7 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:58.425 +11.87 9 +2 42 11.9
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:00.475 +13.92 8 0 24 10.2
9 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 4:03.192 +16.63 6 -3 21 10.4
10 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4:05.375 +18.82 5 -5 30 11.0
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -9 14 10.7
Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 +1 26 11.9
Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -6 22 10.2
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 0 24 11.1
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +1 11 11.1
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 -1 12 11.2
2.400
A new leader — Tender Greg. Career record: 0 wins from 174, average finish 6.0.
7.983
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 1-12-3-1-1.
16.142
Honey Mustard is airborne!
20.358
Big Randy is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-6-8-15-6.
26.967
Yolk leaves something behind.
31.467
That has come off. Recent finishes: 6-1-2-14-5.
35.858
Tender Greg is losing bits. Recent finishes: 3-11-6-5-10.
40.192
That has come off.
44.875
Thick Rick is airborne!
50.050
Look at Crooked Pete go.
56.875
That has come off.
1:03.633
They will not want to see that again.
1:08.100
Slapper takes the lead.
1:13.475
You do not see that every day.
1:17.625
Thick Rick has put Yolk out.
1:25.475
Slapper is losing bits.
1:28.983
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:33.942
Look at the state of it.
1:38.225
The Unit is losing bits.
1:43.008
Puck Yeah will not take much more.
1:48.092
That has come off.
1:54.017
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:59.258
You do not see that every day.
2:03.492
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:06.283
Puck Yeah is out, and Tube Sock did it.
2:12.725
They felt that in the back row.
2:20.050
They will not want to see that again.
2:21.550
Slapper will not be back.
2:24.267
Crawlspace is out.
2:29.092
The Lieutenant is airborne!
2:35.167
That is a long way off the ground.
2:39.808
Crooked Pete is in trouble.
2:49.800
You do not see that every day.
2:55.258
That is a long way off the ground.
3:02.833
And it all goes wrong.
3:06.908
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:12.042
That was always going to happen.
3:20.425
Big Randy is losing bits.
3:27.992
Last lap.
3:33.050
That has come off.
3:37.908
Big Randy is losing bits.
3:43.558
Damp Kevin is coming to the flag.
3:46.558
Damp Kevin takes it!
3:51.533
Oh, that is a big one.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 15.742 Honey Mustard 15.742
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 32.367 Honey Mustard 16.625
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 52.417 Slapper 16.767
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:13.425 Thick Rick 14.933
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:30.525 Slapper 17.100
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:49.450 Damp Kevin 17.741
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:10.300 Tube Sock 18.333
Smooth Descent Clay Crooked Pete 2:30.683 Crooked Pete 17.841
Smooth Descent Clay Crooked Pete 2:49.100 Big Randy 18.259
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:09.733 The Lieutenant 16.892
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:27.992 Big Randy 17.241
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:46.558 Old Gristle 18.125
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 4 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 10 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 12 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 13 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 19 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 21 1/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 26 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
128 starts, 7 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 16-5-2-4-3.
21.27
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
124 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 11-13-9-7-7.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
138 starts, 22 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 7-3-7-1-1.
3.25
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
122 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 4-1-3-5-1.
2.67
22
Butter Bean The Beans
133 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.0. Last five: 2-10-13-10-14.
98.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
125 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 3-8-6-13-13.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
120 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-8-7-8-12.
171.78
1
The Unit Basement Heat
125 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 1-2-8-3-3.
19.26
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
128 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-8-4-4-3.
20.57
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
125 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-4-2-2-10.
21.72
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
136 starts, 33 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 1-3-14-2-6.
5.37
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
122 starts, 29 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 16-2-13-16-15.
21.36
8
Slapper The Pucks
124 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 13-10-12-1-10.
124.39
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
123 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.4. Last five: 15-3-15-14-13.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
127 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 14-15-13-5-11.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
130 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 14-13-16-16-10.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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