Derby · Season 6 · Round 33
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Unit finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. Basement Heat took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:09.208 | — | 14 | +13 | 41 | 12.4 |
| 2 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:14.517 | +5.31 | 7 | +5 | 35 | 11.6 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:17.300 | +8.09 | 9 | +6 | 52 | 12.3 |
| 4 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:17.633 | +8.43 | 1 | -3 | 13 | 11.0 |
| 5 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:18.567 | +9.36 | 8 | +3 | 36 | 11.3 |
| 6 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:18.800 | +9.59 | 4 | -2 | 11 | 10.9 |
| 7 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:18.967 | +9.76 | 3 | -4 | 13 | 10.9 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -2 | 27 | 11.8 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -7 | 13 | 11.1 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +1 | 23 | 12.9 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +2 | 17 | 12.2 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +3 | 15 | 12.8 |
| — | Lil Nugget RUNNING | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -3 | 17 | 12.1 |
| — | Old Gristle RUNNING | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -2 | 15 | 12.6 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -10 | 17 | 11.0 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 11 | 11.5 |
2.308
Tender Greg is airborne! Recent finishes: 3-8-4-3-9.
7.450
Refried Ron leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 6-7-6-4-8.
14.442
There goes a piece of The Unit.
18.933
Chunk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-4-2-2-16.
24.658
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 16-13-8-7-15.
29.642
Squish leaves something behind.
33.933
Wide Load is airborne!
38.683
Look at the state of it.
43.775
That is a long way off the ground.
48.100
Squish goes to the front.
52.300
Tender Greg goes to the front. Career record: 0 wins from 182, average finish 5.9.
53.800
That is Squish taking Tender Greg with them.
58.050
Wide Load is airborne!
1:02.883
Refried Ron is out, and Tube Sock did it.
1:04.383
Squish is out.
1:08.683
Up it goes.
1:13.233
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
1:17.942
Absolute carnage.
1:22.625
That is a long way off the ground.
1:24.125
That is Long John taking Puck Yeah with them.
1:29.150
Chunk takes the lead.
1:35.975
Chunk is airborne!
1:45.350
Chunk is in trouble.
1:52.000
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:54.508
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:03.250
Wide Load goes to the front.
2:10.692
Oh, that is a big one.
2:12.192
Floppy Joe is out, and Long John did it.
2:20.050
They will not want to see that again.
2:26.733
Thick Rick is airborne!
2:35.967
Oh, that is a big one.
2:45.975
They will not want to see that again.
2:50.058
That is The Unit taking Sweaty Gerald with them.
2:55.058
This is the last of it.
3:00.050
Look at Thick Rick go.
3:06.208
Here comes Wide Load.
3:09.208
Wide Load wins the derby.
3:15.708
And it all goes wrong.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Crawlspace | 14.817 | Crawlspace 14.817 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Squish | 30.208 | Squish 14.666 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Tender Greg | 45.292 | Wide Load 14.433 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Squish | 1:01.400 | Chunk 14.459 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 1:16.392 | Wide Load 13.284 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 1:33.600 | The Unit 15.267 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Chunk | 1:45.858 | Chunk 11.775 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:04.417 | Wide Load 15.242 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:23.150 | Sweaty Gerald 14.417 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:39.700 | Thick Rick 13.475 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:55.058 | Thick Rick 15.100 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 3:09.208 | Wide Load 14.150 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Basement Heat | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 12 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 13 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 13 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 16 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 23 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Lump Patrol | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 28 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
139 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 15-10-15-15-14.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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