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Floor · Season 5 · Round 41

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Floppy Joe wins at The Mezzanine

Floppy Joe took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Puck Yeah finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1:03.825 — 2 +1 0 1.0
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1:01.817 — 14 +12 0 4.8
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 56.592 — 12 +9 0 9.7
4 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 43.242 — 5 +1 3 16.0
5 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 37.675 — 9 +4 2 17.9
6 Slapper PCK The Pucks 37.425 — 13 +7 1 18.1
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 31.983 — 3 -4 4 17.1
8 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 31.875 — 10 +2 1 18.1
9 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 27.642 — 15 +6 2 19.8
10 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 24.208 — 1 -9 4 18.7
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 21.542 — 7 -4 3 18.7
12 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 20.567 — 4 -8 1 19.6
13 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 20.508 — 8 -5 7 17.5
14 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 20.300 — 16 +2 1 18.5
15 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 18.383 — 6 -9 6 17.8
16 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 10.775 — 11 -5 3 18.8
0.000
The floor is live.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
7.925
That is as close as it gets.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.750
Absolute carnage.
10.775
In goes Old Gristle.
12.275
Another panel gone.
13.783
Absolute carnage.
15.258
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
16.708
Another panel gone.
17.192
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
18.133
Less of it every time you look.
18.592
That is Sweaty Gerald finished.
19.542
Another panel gone.
20.300
That is Tender Greg finished.
20.917
There goes another one.
21.700
Pilot Light is gone.
22.275
There goes another one.
23.100
In goes The Heel.
23.617
It is chaos out there.
24.500
Crawlspace goes in. Recent finishes: 5-8-10-2-6.
24.933
Less of it every time you look.
25.900
Big Randy is gone. Recent finishes: 11-7-12-8-7.
26.233
Another panel gone.
27.517
The floor is getting smaller.
27.642
That is Yolk finished.
28.775
Less of it every time you look.
30.017
The floor is getting smaller.
31.242
The floor is getting smaller.
31.867
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
32.450
That is the sport, right there.
33.267
Stubbs is gone.
33.642
Less of it every time you look.
34.667
In goes Damp Kevin. Recent finishes: 14-5-7-13-5.
34.817
There goes another one.
35.983
There goes another one.
37.125
Absolute carnage.
37.425
Slapper is gone.
38.250
The floor is getting smaller.
38.825
Thick Rick is gone. Recent finishes: 3-3-2-5-3.
39.367
Less of it every time you look.
40.467
There goes another one.
41.558
Look at the state of it.
42.633
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
43.242
Refried Ron is gone. Recent finishes: 15-6-14-7-6.
43.692
There goes another one.
44.742
Extraordinary scenes.
45.775
There goes another one.
46.800
Less of it every time you look.
47.808
The floor is getting smaller.
48.808
Less of it every time you look.
49.792
And it all goes wrong.
50.775
There goes another one.
51.733
Another panel gone.
52.692
Another panel gone.
53.642
Less of it every time you look.
54.575
Less of it every time you look.
55.500
Another panel gone.
56.408
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
56.592
Gravy is gone.
57.317
The floor is getting smaller.
57.992
Two left.
1:01.817
Puck Yeah goes in.
1:03.825
Floppy Joe is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Floppy Joe 37.125 Floppy Joe 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Floppy Joe 53.642 Floppy Joe 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 8 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 13 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 19 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 19 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 19 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 23 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 24 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
114 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 7-16-5-14-14.
18.66
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
135 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 3-16-3-11-15.
14.87
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
106 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 14-12-13-12-15.
30.46
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
116 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 6-9-16-11-16.
24.56
5
Refried Ron The Beans
125 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 8-13-11-14-12.
24.91
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
116 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 15-3-4-11-6.
19.37
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
121 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 4-1-13-1-1.
5.77
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
116 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 4-13-11-5-15.
23.48
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
121 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 12-12-6-9-14.
17.40
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
122 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 1-6-4-8-5.
5.43
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
116 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 15-1-15-6-12.
24.39
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
115 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 13-14-1-7-8.
10.11
8
Slapper The Pucks
116 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 11-15-7-5-4.
28.19
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
113 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-2-14-11-9.
18.93
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
111 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 5-9-5-3-4.
9.72
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
125 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 15-3-5-8-7.
15.39

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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