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Floor · Season 5 · Round 7

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
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Damp Kevin wins at The Balcony

Damp Kevin took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Floppy Joe finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 53.333 — 3 +2 0 2.4
2 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 51.325 — 2 0 0 14.8
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 20.308 — 14 +11 0 19.3
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 17.633 — 6 +2 0 19.2
5 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 15.192 — 13 +8 0 19.3
6 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 15.033 — 7 +1 1 19.2
7 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 13.058 — 16 +9 0 18.2
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 12.567 — 1 -7 1 18.4
9 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 10.908 — 5 -4 0 19.4
10 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 10.583 — 4 -6 0 19.3
11 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 10.292 — 12 +1 0 19.1
12 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 10.283 — 9 -3 1 19.0
13 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 10.008 — 8 -5 0 17.8
14 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 9.450 — 15 +1 0 18.9
15 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 9.042 — 10 -5 0 18.7
16 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 8.267 — 11 -5 2 18.7
0.000
Here we go. Recent finishes: 7-15-5-8-5.
5.067
The Lieutenant is right on the edge.
6.500
There goes another one.
8.117
The floor is getting smaller.
8.267
The Lieutenant goes in.
9.667
In goes Thick Rick.
9.700
Less of it every time you look.
11.067
In goes Squish.
11.250
Another panel gone.
12.467
Crawlspace goes in. Recent finishes: 8-6-4-8-8.
12.775
The floor is getting smaller.
13.867
Honey Mustard goes in.
14.283
There goes another one.
15.267
Gravy goes in.
15.758
The floor is getting smaller.
16.667
Tube Sock is gone. Recent finishes: 11-8-11-4-6.
17.208
The floor is getting smaller.
18.067
Refried Ron is gone.
18.633
The floor is getting smaller.
19.467
Big Randy goes in. Recent finishes: 15-6-9-5-7.
20.042
Another panel gone.
20.867
Yolk goes in. Recent finishes: 12-3-3-7-15.
21.417
There goes another one.
22.267
Pilot Light is gone.
22.775
Less of it every time you look.
23.667
That is Puck Yeah finished.
24.117
Less of it every time you look.
25.067
Butter Bean is gone.
25.433
The floor is getting smaller.
26.467
The Coaster goes in.
26.733
Less of it every time you look.
27.867
Down to the last two.
28.017
No idea what happened there.
29.275
Another panel gone.
30.517
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
31.742
And it all goes wrong.
32.950
The floor is getting smaller.
34.142
No idea what happened there.
35.108
Not long left for anybody.
35.317
There goes another one.
36.483
Less of it every time you look.
37.625
The floor is getting smaller.
38.750
There goes another one.
39.867
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
40.967
Well, that was always going to happen.
42.058
You do not see that every day.
43.133
Less of it every time you look.
44.192
Less of it every time you look.
45.242
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
46.275
There goes another one.
47.300
Less of it every time you look.
48.308
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
49.308
Less of it every time you look.
50.292
There goes another one.
51.275
The floor is getting smaller.
51.325
In goes Floppy Joe.
52.233
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
53.192
Less of it every time you look.
53.333
Damp Kevin takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Floppy Joe 37.625 Floppy Joe 37.625
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 8 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 10 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 11 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 13 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 19 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 21 2/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 27 2/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
92 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-1-13-9-4.
12.39
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
112 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 6-15-6-12-11.
18.10
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
84 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 12-10-4-3-4.
15.22
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
86 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 7-10-6-3-4.
10.17
5
Refried Ron The Beans
106 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 1-7-2-15-2.
8.21
22
Butter Bean The Beans
95 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 10-6-14-4-15.
25.12
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
97 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 13-9-5-8-5.
32.04
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
100 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 9-8-16-4-6.
12.23
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
93 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 4-6-11-13-6.
33.03
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
104 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 14-11-6-2-15.
36.10
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
96 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 9-5-1-2-1.
12.37
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
94 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-1-1-1-15.
6.85
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
89 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 3-1-16-5-7.
18.92
3
The Coaster The Pucks
93 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-4-4-5-6.
8.35
2
Squish The Soft Boys
105 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-13-4-11-5.
21.75
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
91 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 2-9-13-2-4.
16.15

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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