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The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Slapper wins at The Mezzanine

Slapper took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Butter Bean finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 58.592 — 13 +12 3 4.0
2 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 56.583 — 5 +3 0 9.6
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 55.925 — 10 +7 3 10.0
4 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 43.917 — 8 +4 1 16.1
5 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 39.800 — 15 +10 1 15.7
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 39.050 — 3 -3 2 18.0
7 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 31.975 — 9 +2 4 18.0
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 31.167 — 1 -7 0 17.4
9 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 30.767 — 12 +3 3 19.0
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 27.425 — 7 -3 2 19.2
11 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 24.108 — 16 +5 4 18.2
12 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 21.400 — 2 -10 2 17.9
13 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 20.133 — 11 -2 7 18.6
14 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 14.225 — 4 -10 0 17.2
15 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 14.217 — 14 -1 0 18.8
16 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 10.750 — 6 -10 3 18.6
0.000
Here we go.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
7.925
Sweaty Gerald is in trouble here. Recent finishes: 14-7-4-3-10.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.750
Absolute carnage.
10.750
That is Sweaty Gerald finished. Recent finishes: 14-7-4-3-10.
12.275
Another panel gone.
13.783
Absolute carnage.
14.217
The Coaster goes in. Recent finishes: 9-3-4-13-1.
15.258
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
15.617
Damp Kevin is gone.
16.708
Another panel gone.
18.133
Less of it every time you look.
19.542
Another panel gone.
20.133
In goes The Lieutenant.
20.917
There goes another one.
21.533
That is Floppy Joe finished.
22.275
There goes another one.
23.617
It is chaos out there.
24.108
Tender Greg goes in. Recent finishes: 11-6-5-10-7.
24.933
That is the sport, right there.
26.233
Look at the state of it.
27.425
In goes The Unit. Recent finishes: 4-7-4-1-7.
27.517
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
28.775
That is the sport, right there.
30.017
Less of it every time you look.
30.767
Old Gristle is gone.
31.242
There goes another one.
32.167
In goes Big Randy.
32.450
Another panel gone.
33.567
Thick Rick is gone.
33.642
Another panel gone.
34.817
The floor is getting smaller.
35.983
They will not want to see that again.
37.125
There goes another one.
38.250
There goes another one.
38.300
Nowhere left for The Heel to go.
39.367
There goes another one.
39.700
The Heel goes in.
40.467
You do not see that every day.
41.100
That is Yolk finished.
41.558
Less of it every time you look.
42.633
There goes another one.
43.692
Less of it every time you look.
43.917
Crawlspace goes in.
44.742
Less of it every time you look.
45.775
Less of it every time you look.
46.800
There goes another one.
47.808
Another panel gone.
48.808
There goes another one.
49.792
The floor is getting smaller.
50.775
Look at the state of it.
51.733
The floor is getting smaller.
52.692
The floor is getting smaller.
53.642
There goes another one.
54.575
There goes another one.
55.500
Look at the state of it.
55.925
Stubbs is gone.
56.408
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
57.317
Another panel gone.
57.325
Two left.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate The Heel 37.125 The Heel 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Butter Bean 53.642 Butter Bean 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 10 2/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 14 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 16 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 16 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 18 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 20 2/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 20 2/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 22 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
93 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 1-11-1-13-9.
8.43
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
112 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 6-15-6-12-11.
13.74
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
101 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 11-7-15-16-6.
37.28
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
85 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 2-12-10-4-3.
10.88
22
Butter Bean The Beans
96 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 9-10-6-14-4.
23.78
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
92 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 8-8-11-8-6.
19.34
1
The Unit Basement Heat
99 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 3-13-13-8-3.
22.27
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
100 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 9-8-16-4-6.
16.43
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
105 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 5-14-11-6-2.
21.80
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
103 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 6-12-3-10-2.
11.17
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
97 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 4-9-5-1-2.
5.81
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
95 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 15-1-1-12-16.
23.14
8
Slapper The Pucks
99 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 11-10-14-13-16.
54.12
3
The Coaster The Pucks
94 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 10-2-4-4-5.
6.29
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
92 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 8-2-9-13-2.
15.76
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
97 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 16-9-6-3-6.
25.91

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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