· Season 8 · Round 14
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win
Gravy took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Honey Mustard finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:33.983 | — | 6 | +5 | 35 | 19.8 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:58.834 | +24.85 | 11 | +9 | 43 | 14.8 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 9:01.528 | +27.55 | 12 | +9 | 43 | 13.5 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:21.795 | +47.81 | 13 | +9 | 21 | 16.9 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:31.656 | +57.67 | 7 | +2 | 48 | 13.1 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:36.373 | +62.39 | 16 | +10 | 44 | 12.5 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:48.039 | +74.06 | 2 | -5 | 43 | 14.4 |
| 8 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 9:59.250 | +85.27 | 9 | +1 | 45 | 12.5 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 10:02.361 | +88.38 | 1 | -8 | 48 | 12.7 |
| 10 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 10:10.439 | +96.46 | 14 | +4 | 54 | 13.5 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:12.806 | +98.82 | 8 | -3 | 49 | 11.8 |
| 12 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 10:14.272 | +100.29 | 5 | -7 | 45 | 12.8 |
| 13 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 10:15.794 | +101.81 | 10 | -3 | 47 | 12.2 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:17.505 | +103.52 | 15 | +1 | 39 | 12.3 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:22.039 | +108.06 | 3 | -12 | 49 | 12.6 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 11:05.879 | +151.90 | 4 | -12 | 57 | 12.6 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
3.967
Old Gristle has the lead. Career record: 52 wins from 215, average finish 4.1.
7.533
That is a big one for Refried Ron.
11.883
Big air for Honey Mustard. Recent finishes: 3-3-2-2-2.
15.378
And Old Gristle takes flight.
19.133
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 4-3-6-4-3.
22.739
Right into it goes Yolk. Averaging 10.8 contacts an event coming in.
26.428
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-3.
30.944
Extraordinary scenes.
36.683
Heavy contact for Big Randy.
41.594
Stubbs gets hit hard.
45.183
Extraordinary scenes.
50.750
That is the sport, right there.
54.522
Heavy contact for Custard.
59.033
The Unit takes a knock.
1:02.467
Big air for The Coaster.
1:06.133
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:09.539
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:13.072
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck.
1:16.494
Old Gristle is airborne.
1:20.606
Right into it goes Pilot Light.
1:24.150
Custard is airborne.
1:27.606
Custard is completely off the deck.
1:33.244
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:36.800
You do not see that every day.
1:40.450
Up goes Old Gristle.
1:44.033
Sweaty Gerald cannot hold position.
1:47.456
And Stubbs takes flight.
1:51.617
Crooked Pete gets air.
1:55.211
That is not going to help.
1:58.778
And Custard takes flight.
2:01.628
Slapper has it.
2:02.239
Well, that was always going to happen.
2:05.639
Gravy takes it.
2:09.161
Up goes Sweaty Gerald.
2:12.883
Big Randy finds trouble.
2:17.833
They will not want to see that again.
2:31.367
Heavy contact for Custard.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | Damp Kevin | 1.594 | Old Gristle 1.578 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 4.967 | Refried Ron 3.122 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Crooked Pete | 7.856 | Yolk 2.389 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Crooked Pete | 11.067 | Yolk 2.783 |
| The Drops | Hard | Honey Mustard | 12.706 | Honey Mustard 1.623 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Honey Mustard | 14.000 | Honey Mustard 1.294 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Honey Mustard | 15.933 | Stubbs 1.805 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Honey Mustard | 17.028 | Stubbs 0.867 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Honey Mustard | 18.700 | Stubbs 1.367 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 20.128 | Stubbs 1.194 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 22.122 | Gravy 1.794 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 23.989 | The Coaster 1.522 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 27.172 | The Coaster 2.405 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 31.556 | The Coaster 3.412 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Coaster | 33.678 | Slapper 2.078 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 36.028 | The Coaster 2.350 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Coaster | 38.017 | The Coaster 1.989 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 41.633 | The Coaster 3.616 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Coaster | 44.756 | The Coaster 3.123 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Coaster | 48.944 | Gravy 4.044 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 51.550 | Stubbs 2.400 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 55.333 | Honey Mustard 3.056 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 59.444 | The Coaster 4.111 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Coaster | 1:03.117 | Honey Mustard 3.195 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 1:05.061 | Slapper 1.717 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 1:06.833 | Slapper 1.555 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Coaster | 1:08.133 | Old Gristle 1.289 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | The Coaster | 1:10.267 | Stubbs 1.705 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Slapper | 1:15.244 | Slapper 0.977 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 1:16.867 | Slapper 1.623 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Slapper | 1:18.256 | Stubbs 1.355 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:20.250 | Gravy 1.750 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 1:21.794 | Slapper 1.544 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 1:25.172 | Stubbs 2.311 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 1:27.850 | Stubbs 2.095 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Slapper | 1:30.083 | Slapper 2.233 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Slapper | 1:31.894 | Slapper 1.811 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 1:33.894 | Slapper 2.000 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Slapper | 1:34.750 | Slapper 0.856 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 1:36.367 | Honey Mustard 1.466 |
| The Gap | Hard | Slapper | 1:38.467 | Honey Mustard 1.667 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 1:39.906 | Honey Mustard 1.172 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:41.800 | Slapper 1.894 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Slapper | 1:44.322 | Slapper 2.522 |
| Big Air | Metal | Slapper | 1:47.822 | Slapper 3.500 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Slapper | 1:51.828 | Stubbs 2.411 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 1:54.956 | Crooked Pete 2.428 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | Slapper | 1:57.450 | Slapper 2.494 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 2:02.294 | Honey Mustard 1.155 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | Slapper | 2:04.628 | Stubbs 1.100 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 5 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 7 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 11 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 14 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 19 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 26 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 26 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 28 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · HOME
197 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-8-16-14-7.
69.59
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · HOME
199 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-14-8-7-14.
169.49
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · HOME
199 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 13-7-5-13-12.
130.59
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · HOME
202 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-11-8-8-5.
32.59
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · HOME
193 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 2-4-13-3-7.
13.31
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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