· Season 8 · Round 20
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 8:11.695 | — | 11 | +10 | 31 | 16.6 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 8:33.350 | +21.66 | 2 | 0 | 35 | 13.8 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 8:39.967 | +28.27 | 3 | 0 | 40 | 13.7 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 9:18.450 | +66.76 | 14 | +10 | 39 | 13.1 |
| 5 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 9:30.095 | +78.40 | 6 | +1 | 27 | 14.1 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:35.673 | +83.98 | 16 | +10 | 33 | 16.0 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:42.895 | +91.20 | 1 | -6 | 33 | 12.4 |
| 8 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 9:45.617 | +93.92 | 12 | +4 | 31 | 14.8 |
| 9 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 9:48.099 | +96.40 | 5 | -4 | 42 | 12.3 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 9:49.350 | +97.66 | 4 | -6 | 36 | 13.7 |
| 11 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 9:54.723 | +103.03 | 8 | -3 | 43 | 12.2 |
| 12 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 9:54.806 | +103.11 | 15 | +3 | 35 | 14.5 |
| 13 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 9:59.950 | +108.26 | 13 | 0 | 33 | 14.0 |
| 14 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 10:03.683 | +111.99 | 7 | -7 | 37 | 15.4 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 10:03.822 | +112.13 | 10 | -5 | 32 | 12.9 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:21.566 | +129.87 | 9 | -7 | 45 | 12.1 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.200
Wide Load takes the lead.
8.033
They will not want to see that again.
11.456
And Slapper takes flight. Recent finishes: 1-5-2-7-1.
15.133
Up goes Honey Mustard. Recent finishes: 3-3-15-1-2.
20.278
Tender Greg is airborne.
24.033
It is chaos out there.
27.906
Absolute carnage.
31.800
Oh dear.
35.600
And Stubbs takes flight. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-3-6.
39.006
And Floppy Joe takes flight. Recent finishes: 6-5-7-9-7.
42.417
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
45.983
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 7-13-4-5-8.
50.000
Old Gristle is airborne.
54.444
No idea what happened there.
58.011
And it all goes wrong.
1:01.800
Butter Bean gets air.
1:05.967
The Lieutenant takes a knock.
1:09.994
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:14.133
Up goes Wide Load.
1:17.811
That is the sport, right there.
1:21.439
Old Gristle gets air.
1:26.033
Absolute carnage.
1:29.600
Big air for Damp Kevin.
1:33.322
That is the sport, right there.
1:36.761
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:40.217
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck.
1:43.778
Big air for Tender Greg.
1:51.478
And it all goes wrong.
1:52.528
Slapper has it.
1:55.067
You do not see that every day.
1:58.467
It is Slapper!
2:02.511
That is a big one for The Heel.
2:09.283
Big Randy gets hit hard.
2:13.517
Honey Mustard finds trouble.
2:19.094
You do not see that every day.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | The Heel | 1.594 | Wide Load 1.572 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Wide Load | 4.956 | Old Gristle 3.006 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Stubbs | 7.450 | Stubbs 2.256 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Stubbs | 10.483 | Slapper 2.950 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Stubbs | 12.567 | Slapper 1.689 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Slapper | 18.822 | Slapper 6.466 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 21.433 | Slapper 2.611 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Slapper | 23.778 | Wide Load 1.200 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 27.289 | Wide Load 1.272 |
| The Drops | Metal | Wide Load | 28.650 | Wide Load 1.128 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 29.894 | Wide Load 1.244 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 31.206 | Wide Load 1.312 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 33.289 | The Lieutenant 1.917 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 38.839 | Wide Load 5.550 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 42.161 | Slapper 3.189 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 44.044 | Slapper 1.817 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 45.722 | Wide Load 1.678 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 47.739 | Slapper 2.011 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 49.089 | Slapper 1.334 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 51.106 | Wide Load 2.017 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Wide Load | 52.600 | Slapper 1.395 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 54.894 | The Lieutenant 1.856 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Slapper | 1:03.911 | The Lieutenant 0.489 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 1:06.683 | Slapper 2.772 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Wide Load | 1:08.383 | Wide Load 1.272 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 1:09.689 | Wide Load 1.306 |
| The Drops | Metal | Wide Load | 1:10.894 | Wide Load 1.205 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Wide Load | 1:12.017 | Wide Load 1.123 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Wide Load | 1:13.472 | Wide Load 1.455 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Wide Load | 1:14.222 | Wide Load 0.750 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 1:15.744 | Slapper 1.167 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:17.011 | Slapper 0.977 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:18.694 | Wide Load 1.683 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:21.028 | Slapper 1.500 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Slapper | 1:25.678 | Honey Mustard 2.705 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:29.967 | The Lieutenant 3.550 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:32.200 | Slapper 2.211 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 1:34.511 | Wide Load 2.311 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:36.456 | Wide Load 1.945 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:40.094 | Wide Load 3.638 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:42.794 | Yolk 2.505 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:46.911 | The Lieutenant 4.011 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:49.678 | Wide Load 2.767 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 1:53.444 | Stubbs 1.316 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Slapper | 1:55.528 | Stubbs 1.239 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 7 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 11 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 20 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 21 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 25 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 25 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared1
Big Randy
The Noodles · HOME
206 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 12-8-7-5-16.
96.86
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · HOME
188 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-7-5-14-7.
77.24
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
203 starts, 57 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-1-2-8-1.
4.60
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
214 starts, 52 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 1-4-4-2-8.
7.05
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · HOME
193 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-4-3-4-3.
22.12
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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