Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 8 · Round 23

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 8:03.767 7 +6 41 13.8
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:17.988 +74.22 1 -1 44 14.1
3 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 9:22.599 +78.83 10 +7 39 12.0
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:24.222 +80.46 13 +9 39 13.8
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:31.388 +87.62 11 +6 4 21.1
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:38.972 +95.21 2 -4 38 13.3
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 10:11.260 +127.49 14 +7 43 12.9
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:14.450 +130.68 4 -4 61 10.1
9 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 10:19.577 +135.81 16 +7 37 12.5
10 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 10:19.578 +135.81 8 -2 49 10.7
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:22.956 +139.19 3 -8 46 11.2
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:23.961 +140.19 15 +3 48 12.3
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 10:32.355 +148.59 9 -4 38 13.5
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:34.872 +151.11 12 -2 42 14.4
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 10:46.917 +163.15 5 -10 6 12.4
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:48.149 +164.38 6 -10 51 10.9
0.017
Absolute carnage.
7.667
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
11.589
The Lieutenant gets air. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-6-2.
15.011
Heavy contact for Puck Yeah.
18.500
Up goes Squish. Recent finishes: 4-4-8-4-7.
22.433
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 8-3-5-5-3.
26.617
Honey Mustard is going nowhere.
32.033
The Unit is coming through. Recent finishes: 6-7-12-4-10.
35.656
It is chaos out there.
40.428
Right into it goes Old Gristle. Averaging 11.6 contacts an event coming in.
44.478
Up goes Stubbs.
50.506
That is the sport, right there.
55.189
Extraordinary scenes.
59.183
Right into it goes The Unit.
1:03.322
Look at that.
1:07.300
Big air for Slapper.
1:10.833
Stubbs gets air.
1:14.294
Up goes Stubbs.
1:18.111
It is chaos out there.
1:21.528
Slapper has stopped dead.
1:25.411
Butter Bean is completely off the deck.
1:29.811
Tube Sock finds trouble.
1:33.678
And The Unit takes flight.
1:37.900
Old Gristle finds trouble.
1:42.611
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:46.056
You do not see that every day.
1:49.800
Slapper is completely off the deck.
1:53.311
Slapper gets air.
1:56.722
Big air for Yolk.
2:00.150
Stubbs gets hit hard.
2:02.033
Here comes Old Gristle.
2:03.578
They will not want to see that again.
2:06.978
Puck Yeah wins it.
2:12.972
Oh dear.
2:17.122
Right into it goes The Kidney.
2:20.617
That is not going to help.
2:37.511
That is the sport, right there.
2:45.833
Oh dear.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Floppy Joe 1.594 The Unit 1.561
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 5.044 Honey Mustard 3.000
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 7.800 Butter Bean 2.484
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 10.800 The Lieutenant 3.000
The Drops Hard The Lieutenant 12.561 Slapper 1.716
Peg Field Hard The Lieutenant 14.161 Stubbs 1.300
The Pinball Table Slick Old Gristle 16.994 Stubbs 1.722
Collision Funnel Hard Old Gristle 18.322 Stubbs 0.861
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 20.417 Stubbs 1.428
Barrier Run Smooth Old Gristle 22.039 Stubbs 1.350
Sweeping Curve Smooth Old Gristle 23.950 Puck Yeah 1.672
Bounce Pads Smooth Old Gristle 25.917 Puck Yeah 1.861
S-Bend Smooth Old Gristle 29.839 Slapper 3.606
Tight Curve Smooth Old Gristle 33.461 Old Gristle 3.622
The Funnel Smooth Old Gristle 35.756 Slapper 2.106
Narrow Pipe Metal Old Gristle 37.806 Old Gristle 2.050
The Gauntlet Smooth Old Gristle 39.789 Old Gristle 1.983
The Hairpin Smooth Old Gristle 43.533 Old Gristle 3.744
Split Route Smooth Old Gristle 46.889 Long John 3.178
Stairwell Hard Old Gristle 51.167 Puck Yeah 4.234
Carpet Flat Carpet Old Gristle 53.800 Slapper 2.450
Tight Curve Carpet Old Gristle 56.706 Old Gristle 2.906
The Hairpin Smooth Old Gristle 1:02.744 Squish 3.939
Stairwell Hard Old Gristle 1:05.989 Slapper 3.217
Fabric Run Soft fabric Old Gristle 1:07.933 Slapper 1.772
The Drops Hard Old Gristle 1:09.667 Slapper 1.717
Peg Field Hard Old Gristle 1:11.133 Stubbs 1.294
The Pinball Table Slick Old Gristle 1:13.489 Stubbs 1.906
Collision Funnel Hard Old Gristle 1:14.906 Slapper 0.905
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 1:17.078 Slapper 1.400
Barrier Run Smooth Old Gristle 1:18.667 Stubbs 1.394
Sweeping Curve Smooth Old Gristle 1:20.994 Stubbs 2.000
Bounce Pads Smooth Old Gristle 1:22.717 Old Gristle 1.723
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 1:24.989 Old Gristle 2.272
Sweeping Curve Hard Old Gristle 1:27.206 Puck Yeah 2.027
Slick Floor Slick Old Gristle 1:29.967 Puck Yeah 2.295
The Plunge Metal Old Gristle 1:32.961 Stubbs 2.022
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 1:35.217 Slapper 2.116
The Kicker Hard Old Gristle 1:36.172 Slapper 0.878
Bounce Pads Smooth Old Gristle 1:37.844 Stubbs 1.500
The Gap Hard Old Gristle 1:39.722 Stubbs 1.761
The Drops Hard Old Gristle 1:41.228 Stubbs 1.306
Sweeping Curve Smooth Old Gristle 1:43.750 Slapper 1.889
The Washboard Hard Old Gristle 1:46.783 Slapper 2.072
Big Air Metal Old Gristle 1:50.411 Stubbs 2.678
Smooth Descent Smooth Old Gristle 1:52.622 Slapper 1.828
Sweeping Curve Hard Old Gristle 1:55.394 Slapper 2.083
Final Sprint Hard Old Gristle 1:58.183 Slapper 2.378
Target Zone Carpet Old Gristle 2:02.606 Squish 1.377
Exit Gate Hard Old Gristle 2:05.033 Crawlspace 1.384
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 1/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 9 1/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 16 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 18 0/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 0/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 20 0/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 24 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
189 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-9-7-5-14.
56.11
7
Long John The Noodles
213 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-7-6-7-5.
30.89
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
207 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 14-5-7-13-5.
80.19
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
209 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-5-5-4-6.
23.19
22
Butter Bean The Beans · HOME
210 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-6-5-8-16.
166.46
6
The Kidney The Beans · HOME
211 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-8-8-7-6.
39.55
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · HOME
209 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-10-2-6.
47.94
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
209 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 10-8-3-11-6.
47.13
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · HOME
198 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-3-3-2-2.
6.64
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
204 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 3-3-6-3-2.
9.71
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
216 starts, 52 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 6-2-1-4-4.
7.24
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
205 starts, 57 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-8-2-1-2.
5.81
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
215 starts, 104 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-4-14-1.
7.87
8
Slapper The Pucks
207 starts, 95 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 7-1-1-1-1.
5.17
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
213 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-5-4-3-6.
26.44
2
Squish The Soft Boys
208 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 4-7-4-4-3.
25.90

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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