· Season 8 · Round 23
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win
Puck Yeah took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 8:03.767 | — | 7 | +6 | 41 | 13.8 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:17.988 | +74.22 | 1 | -1 | 44 | 14.1 |
| 3 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 9:22.599 | +78.83 | 10 | +7 | 39 | 12.0 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:24.222 | +80.46 | 13 | +9 | 39 | 13.8 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:31.388 | +87.62 | 11 | +6 | 4 | 21.1 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:38.972 | +95.21 | 2 | -4 | 38 | 13.3 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 10:11.260 | +127.49 | 14 | +7 | 43 | 12.9 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:14.450 | +130.68 | 4 | -4 | 61 | 10.1 |
| 9 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 10:19.577 | +135.81 | 16 | +7 | 37 | 12.5 |
| 10 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 10:19.578 | +135.81 | 8 | -2 | 49 | 10.7 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:22.956 | +139.19 | 3 | -8 | 46 | 11.2 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:23.961 | +140.19 | 15 | +3 | 48 | 12.3 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 10:32.355 | +148.59 | 9 | -4 | 38 | 13.5 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:34.872 | +151.11 | 12 | -2 | 42 | 14.4 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 10:46.917 | +163.15 | 5 | -10 | 6 | 12.4 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:48.149 | +164.38 | 6 | -10 | 51 | 10.9 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
7.667
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
11.589
The Lieutenant gets air. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-6-2.
15.011
Heavy contact for Puck Yeah.
18.500
Up goes Squish. Recent finishes: 4-4-8-4-7.
22.433
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 8-3-5-5-3.
26.617
Honey Mustard is going nowhere.
32.033
The Unit is coming through. Recent finishes: 6-7-12-4-10.
35.656
It is chaos out there.
40.428
Right into it goes Old Gristle. Averaging 11.6 contacts an event coming in.
44.478
Up goes Stubbs.
50.506
That is the sport, right there.
55.189
Extraordinary scenes.
59.183
Right into it goes The Unit.
1:03.322
Look at that.
1:07.300
Big air for Slapper.
1:10.833
Stubbs gets air.
1:14.294
Up goes Stubbs.
1:18.111
It is chaos out there.
1:21.528
Slapper has stopped dead.
1:25.411
Butter Bean is completely off the deck.
1:29.811
Tube Sock finds trouble.
1:33.678
And The Unit takes flight.
1:37.900
Old Gristle finds trouble.
1:42.611
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:46.056
You do not see that every day.
1:49.800
Slapper is completely off the deck.
1:53.311
Slapper gets air.
1:56.722
Big air for Yolk.
2:00.150
Stubbs gets hit hard.
2:02.033
Here comes Old Gristle.
2:03.578
They will not want to see that again.
2:06.978
Puck Yeah wins it.
2:12.972
Oh dear.
2:17.122
Right into it goes The Kidney.
2:20.617
That is not going to help.
2:37.511
That is the sport, right there.
2:45.833
Oh dear.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | Floppy Joe | 1.594 | The Unit 1.561 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 5.044 | Honey Mustard 3.000 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Lieutenant | 7.800 | Butter Bean 2.484 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 10.800 | The Lieutenant 3.000 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Lieutenant | 12.561 | Slapper 1.716 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Lieutenant | 14.161 | Stubbs 1.300 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Old Gristle | 16.994 | Stubbs 1.722 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Old Gristle | 18.322 | Stubbs 0.861 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 20.417 | Stubbs 1.428 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Old Gristle | 22.039 | Stubbs 1.350 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 23.950 | Puck Yeah 1.672 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Old Gristle | 25.917 | Puck Yeah 1.861 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Old Gristle | 29.839 | Slapper 3.606 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 33.461 | Old Gristle 3.622 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Old Gristle | 35.756 | Slapper 2.106 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 37.806 | Old Gristle 2.050 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Old Gristle | 39.789 | Old Gristle 1.983 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Old Gristle | 43.533 | Old Gristle 3.744 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Old Gristle | 46.889 | Long John 3.178 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 51.167 | Puck Yeah 4.234 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 53.800 | Slapper 2.450 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 56.706 | Old Gristle 2.906 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:02.744 | Squish 3.939 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:05.989 | Slapper 3.217 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 1:07.933 | Slapper 1.772 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:09.667 | Slapper 1.717 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:11.133 | Stubbs 1.294 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Old Gristle | 1:13.489 | Stubbs 1.906 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:14.906 | Slapper 0.905 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:17.078 | Slapper 1.400 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:18.667 | Stubbs 1.394 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:20.994 | Stubbs 2.000 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:22.717 | Old Gristle 1.723 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:24.989 | Old Gristle 2.272 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:27.206 | Puck Yeah 2.027 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Old Gristle | 1:29.967 | Puck Yeah 2.295 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:32.961 | Stubbs 2.022 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:35.217 | Slapper 2.116 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:36.172 | Slapper 0.878 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:37.844 | Stubbs 1.500 |
| The Gap | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:39.722 | Stubbs 1.761 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:41.228 | Stubbs 1.306 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:43.750 | Slapper 1.889 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:46.783 | Slapper 2.072 |
| Big Air | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:50.411 | Stubbs 2.678 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:52.622 | Slapper 1.828 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:55.394 | Slapper 2.083 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:58.183 | Slapper 2.378 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Old Gristle | 2:02.606 | Squish 1.377 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | Old Gristle | 2:05.033 | Crawlspace 1.384 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Soft Boys | 9 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 16 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 18 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 19 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 20 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 24 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared22
Butter Bean
The Beans · HOME
210 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-6-5-8-16.
166.46
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · HOME
209 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-10-2-6.
47.94
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · HOME
209 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 10-8-3-11-6.
47.13
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · HOME
198 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-3-3-2-2.
6.64
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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