Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 8 · Round 32

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Thick Rick finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 8:27.062 5 +4 41 13.7
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 8:41.427 +14.37 6 +4 47 13.9
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:09.683 +42.62 4 +1 43 12.6
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:13.572 +46.51 3 -1 27 20.2
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 9:19.239 +52.18 15 +10 37 14.0
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:42.161 +75.10 11 +5 32 21.2
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 10:02.517 +95.46 2 -5 40 11.3
8 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 10:08.228 +101.17 7 -1 51 12.7
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:10.584 +103.52 8 -1 37 12.9
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:11.388 +104.33 13 +3 50 12.0
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:14.011 +106.95 9 -2 51 14.2
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:28.217 +121.16 16 +4 52 10.1
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:33.205 +126.14 1 -12 27 12.6
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:40.350 +133.29 10 -4 59 10.8
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 10:46.222 +139.16 14 -1 49 11.2
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 11:41.677 +194.62 12 -4 7 16.9
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Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 13.0 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
Squish is coming through.
11.444
Big air for Squish.
14.867
Big air for Sweaty Gerald.
18.278
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 5-6-13-6-4.
22.511
The Kidney gets hit hard.
26.606
Crooked Pete gets hit hard. Averaging 12.8 contacts an event coming in.
30.650
Big Randy finds trouble.
40.033
Big move from Stubbs. Recent finishes: 3-4-2-1-4.
45.450
You do not see that every day.
52.811
Heavy contact for Thick Rick. Averaging 11.9 contacts an event coming in.
57.611
Sweaty Gerald finds trouble.
1:01.678
The Kidney takes a knock.
1:06.533
Chunk is airborne.
1:10.294
And The Coaster takes flight.
1:13.950
Stubbs is completely off the deck.
1:17.939
Stubbs gets air.
1:22.122
Up goes Crooked Pete.
1:25.622
It is chaos out there.
1:29.450
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:34.350
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:38.078
Heavy contact for The Kidney.
1:42.089
And Puck Yeah takes flight.
1:45.939
That is a big one for Stubbs.
1:49.383
And Stubbs takes flight.
1:54.200
Extraordinary scenes.
1:59.217
Well, that was always going to happen.
2:02.856
The Heel is airborne.
2:04.250
Puck Yeah is going to win this.
2:06.656
Big Randy is completely off the deck.
2:10.056
It is Puck Yeah!
2:13.606
Squish finds trouble.
2:20.289
Big air for Squish.
2:24.806
Big air for The Kidney.
2:30.750
And it all goes wrong.
2:37.350
That is the sport, right there.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Sweaty Gerald 1.589 Crawlspace 1.572
Smooth Descent Hard The Unit 5.211 Chunk 2.961
Sweeping Curve Hard Squish 7.828 Thick Rick 2.305
Smooth Descent Hard Squish 10.639 Thick Rick 2.739
The Drops Hard Squish 12.339 Thick Rick 1.567
Peg Field Hard Chunk 14.350 Puck Yeah 1.228
The Pinball Table Slick Chunk 16.994 Puck Yeah 1.638
Collision Funnel Hard The Coaster 17.889 Puck Yeah 0.845
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 19.861 Puck Yeah 1.372
Barrier Run Smooth The Coaster 21.900 Puck Yeah 1.183
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 23.817 Puck Yeah 1.706
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 25.989 Custard 2.034
S-Bend Smooth Chunk 29.400 Chunk 3.411
Tight Curve Smooth Chunk 32.822 Chunk 3.422
The Funnel Smooth Chunk 34.794 Chunk 1.972
Narrow Pipe Metal Chunk 37.350 Stubbs 2.022
The Gauntlet Smooth Chunk 39.433 The Coaster 2.000
The Hairpin Smooth Chunk 43.122 The Coaster 3.611
Split Route Smooth Chunk 46.483 Damp Kevin 2.822
Stairwell Hard Chunk 50.083 Chunk 3.600
Carpet Flat Carpet Chunk 52.583 Chunk 2.500
Tight Curve Carpet Chunk 55.239 Chunk 2.656
The Hairpin Smooth Chunk 1:00.922 The Coaster 4.433
Stairwell Hard Chunk 1:04.256 Thick Rick 3.217
Fabric Run Soft fabric Chunk 1:06.167 Puck Yeah 1.772
The Drops Hard Chunk 1:07.994 Puck Yeah 1.623
Peg Field Hard Chunk 1:09.556 Puck Yeah 1.222
The Pinball Table Slick Puck Yeah 1:14.722 Puck Yeah 1.833
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 1:15.761 Puck Yeah 1.039
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:17.411 Puck Yeah 1.650
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 1:18.850 Puck Yeah 1.439
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:20.844 Puck Yeah 1.994
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:22.494 Puck Yeah 1.650
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:24.772 Puck Yeah 2.278
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 1:26.833 Puck Yeah 2.061
Slick Floor Slick Puck Yeah 1:29.228 Puck Yeah 2.395
The Plunge Metal Puck Yeah 1:31.800 Thick Rick 1.983
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:34.139 The Coaster 2.055
The Kicker Hard Puck Yeah 1:35.122 The Coaster 0.889
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:37.300 The Coaster 1.478
The Gap Hard Puck Yeah 1:40.361 Big Randy 2.073
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 1:42.189 Thick Rick 1.717
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:44.533 Custard 2.027
The Washboard Hard Puck Yeah 1:48.639 Thick Rick 2.255
Big Air Metal Puck Yeah 1:52.917 Thick Rick 2.984
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 1:55.322 Thick Rick 2.116
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 1:57.939 Damp Kevin 2.345
Final Sprint Hard Puck Yeah 2:00.589 Puck Yeah 2.650
Target Zone Carpet Puck Yeah 2:04.939 Custard 1.244
Exit Gate Hard Puck Yeah 2:07.250 Stubbs 1.150
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 5 1/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 7 1/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 15 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 20 0/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 20 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 0/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 23 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 24 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
215 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-7-8-6-6.
83.58
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
225 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-10-5-6.
46.84
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
214 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-14-8-10-5.
96.05
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
212 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-12-5-8-3.
52.52
6
The Kidney The Beans · HOME
216 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-11-5-8-7.
89.59
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · HOME
210 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-7-16-7-8.
120.46
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · HOME
217 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-8-6-5-11.
79.87
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
214 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 12-6-7-12-4.
60.60
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · HOME
217 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-3-14-1-3.
18.40
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
209 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 4-3-15-3-1.
14.43
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
222 starts, 67 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-6-2-6-2.
6.95
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
211 starts, 58 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-5-1-2-2.
5.60
3
The Coaster The Pucks
217 starts, 96 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-1-2-4-1.
4.76
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
221 starts, 107 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-2-1-1-3.
3.51
21
Custard The Soft Boys
219 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-4-8-9-4.
17.99
2
Squish The Soft Boys
212 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 6-4-4-8-4.
30.95

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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