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Derby · Season 7 · Round 14

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win

Chunk took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Slapper finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:34.475 — 11 +10 23 10.6
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:36.017 +1.54 14 +12 53 10.6
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:44.492 +10.02 3 0 4 9.7
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:45.150 +10.68 4 0 6 9.5
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:49.358 +14.88 12 +7 42 10.4
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:57.183 +22.71 7 +1 20 9.9
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:59.433 +24.96 8 +1 22 9.9
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 4:00.958 +26.48 2 -6 7 9.6
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +6 12 10.0
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +6 11 10.7
— Wide Load FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Stubbs FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— The Kidney FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.2
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 2.2
— Long John FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.1
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.783
Long John has left.
6.067
They felt that in the back row. That is 50 non-finishes in 195 career starts.
10.725
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-1-5.
16.917
There goes a piece of Tender Greg. Recent finishes: 4-8-7-4-4.
21.850
A new leader — Tender Greg. Career record: 0 wins from 201, average finish 5.8.
26.383
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 4-8-7-4-4.
35.733
And it all goes wrong.
40.050
Tube Sock is coming through.
45.283
Tender Greg is losing bits.
50.200
Absolute carnage.
59.792
Slapper leaves something behind.
1:05.525
Yolk leaves something behind.
1:11.283
Up it goes.
1:12.783
That is Floppy Joe taking Tender Greg with them.
1:19.192
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:26.092
That is a long way off the ground.
1:33.908
Sweaty Gerald has stalled.
1:43.050
They felt that in the back row.
1:47.358
Damp Kevin has put Yolk out.
1:52.908
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
1:57.333
Chunk is airborne!
2:03.317
Sweaty Gerald has stalled.
2:15.258
Chunk leaves something behind.
2:26.925
And it all goes wrong.
2:32.383
That has come off.
2:39.283
There is nothing left of it.
2:46.633
That has come off.
3:09.392
Sweaty Gerald has stalled.
3:17.533
One to go.
3:23.175
And it all goes wrong.
3:28.508
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
3:31.475
Chunk is coming to the flag.
3:34.475
Chunk wins the derby.
3:46.425
Up it goes.
4:00.733
That has come off.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 16.000 Slapper 16.000
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 32.942 Slapper 16.942
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 50.567 Chunk 17.067
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:09.542 Chunk 17.325
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:30.608 Chunk 18.192
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:49.625 Floppy Joe 18.958
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:07.517 Slapper 17.892
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:25.050 Chunk 16.725
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:42.908 Chunk 16.858
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 3:01.658 Damp Kevin 18.375
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 3:17.533 The Lieutenant 15.300
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 3:34.475 Chunk 13.833
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 6 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 13 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 13 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 19 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 23 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
163 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 7-14-4-5-3.
32.55
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
152 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 3-15-8-6-6.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
159 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-7-8-1-5.
3.02
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
154 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 3-5-3-2-3.
2.89
6
The Kidney The Beans
151 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 9-8-16-16-5.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
154 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 14-9-16-12-12.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
155 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-7-4-12-3.
43.49
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
144 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-7-11-7-7.
70.99
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
153 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 14-10-13-1-9.
127.81
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
158 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-9-14-6-5.
100.71
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
133 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 5-8-13-2-9.
219.30
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
151 starts, 32 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 5-7-1-2-3.
4.57
4
Wide Load The Pucks
158 starts, 28 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 2-6-3-2-4.
7.37
8
Slapper The Pucks
149 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 13-4-11-8-2.
94.56
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
153 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 15-16-10-16-14.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
159 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 14-15-16-16-11.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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