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Derby · Season 7 · Round 25

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Carnage — Stubbs survives to win

Stubbs took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Damp Kevin finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:23.525 — 9 +8 29 12.5
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:26.558 +3.03 4 +2 2 10.4
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:30.325 +6.80 11 +8 26 12.1
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:32.475 +8.95 13 +9 28 12.0
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:32.717 +9.19 12 +7 26 11.9
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:32.792 +9.27 3 -3 7 10.3
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:32.800 +9.28 2 -5 1 10.8
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:32.850 +9.33 1 -7 1 10.3
9 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:36.900 +13.38 10 +1 35 12.1
10 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:38.750 +15.23 15 +5 23 11.8
11 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:47.183 +23.66 6 -5 12 10.7
12 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:48.383 +24.86 7 -5 9 10.4
13 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:50.450 +26.93 5 -8 10 9.9
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -6 13 10.7
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 -1 17 11.9
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 10 11.1
3.092
Wide Load is airborne!
8.258
The Lieutenant is airborne! Recent finishes: 16-2-1-2-3.
13.500
Puck Yeah takes the lead. Career record: 111 wins from 227, average finish 3.2.
18.892
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
23.450
Squish leaves something behind.
28.083
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
32.458
That has come off. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-10.
39.625
That has come off.
46.200
There is nothing left of it.
50.917
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 2-3-7-1-2.
55.500
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-1-3-1-1.
1:02.450
Puck Yeah goes to the front.
1:07.400
That has come off.
1:14.358
You do not see that every day.
1:16.350
Tender Greg is out, and Gravy did it.
1:21.825
Gravy is airborne!
1:27.333
There goes a piece of Radiator.
1:31.542
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:37.800
There is nothing protecting Puck Yeah now.
1:44.367
Puck Yeah is airborne!
1:49.342
Squish is airborne!
1:54.258
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:00.050
Look at Wide Load go.
2:03.267
Puck Yeah is out.
2:10.050
They will not want to see that again.
2:15.475
Up it goes.
2:23.167
That is a long way off the ground.
2:34.725
Stubbs is airborne!
2:41.708
Absolute carnage.
2:49.683
Oh, that is a big one.
2:53.275
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:58.875
One to go.
3:03.942
That is a long way off the ground.
3:10.042
That was always going to happen.
3:20.525
Here comes Stubbs.
3:20.692
Squish leaves something behind.
3:23.525
Stubbs wins the derby.
3:27.950
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:44.150
They felt that in the back row.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Puck Yeah 23.433 Puck Yeah 23.433
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 49.675 Stubbs 24.083
The Hairpin Clay Stubbs 1:15.808 Stubbs 23.733
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 1:40.208 Stubbs 24.400
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:07.383 The Lieutenant 22.467
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:32.275 Stubbs 24.892
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:58.875 Damp Kevin 25.942
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 3:23.525 Gravy 24.534
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 8 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 10 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 15 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 19 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 24 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 26 1/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 26 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
162 starts, 8 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 9-3-5-5-7.
12.72
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
150 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 13-15-13-9-6.
147.09
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
140 starts, 15 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-7-4-12-8.
9.59
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
165 starts, 33 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 5-3-7-2-1.
2.25
5
Refried Ron The Beans
161 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.8. Last five: 14-14-10-15-16.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
157 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 13-9-13-3-11.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
164 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 7-11-12-6-2.
69.81
4
Radiator Basement Heat
176 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 16-15-11-16-14.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
159 starts, 12 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 12-16-1-5-12.
60.81
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
155 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 1-16-14-10-8.
113.08
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
159 starts, 34 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-6-1-5-7.
3.54
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
173 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 12-4-2-11-10.
28.98
4
Wide Load The Pucks
165 starts, 29 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 7-11-1-6-3.
6.93
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
156 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 10-13-13-16-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
158 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 15-14-8-13-10.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
166 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 14-16-16-10-15.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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