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Derby · Season 7 · Round 38

The Dogbone — Team Pack Race

Dogbone Junction · The Dogbone · 143 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
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Carnage — Floppy Joe survives to win

Floppy Joe took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Long John finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:10.158 — 2 +1 6 9.5
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:10.925 +0.77 1 -1 5 9.2
3 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:11.308 +1.15 3 0 4 9.2
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:13.942 +3.78 16 +12 24 9.7
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:15.208 +5.05 4 -1 6 9.4
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:19.250 +9.09 6 0 19 10.1
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:20.392 +10.23 11 +4 30 10.8
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:21.075 +10.92 7 -1 17 9.6
9 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:22.100 +11.94 9 0 42 10.0
10 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:27.842 +17.68 10 0 37 10.3
11 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:28.708 +18.55 12 +1 37 10.2
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -4 13 9.7
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 14 9.7
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +1 14 9.7
— The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -2 20 10.5
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 -2 16 10.5
6.542
That has come off. Recent finishes: 1-1-4-1-11.
12.725
Custard is losing bits.
17.650
You do not see that every day.
22.408
Puck Yeah is losing bits. Recent finishes: 1-1-4-1-11.
30.050
Custard is coming through.
36.242
Crawlspace is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-5-7-5-8.
44.275
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 5-5-7-5-8.
49.350
Custard is losing bits.
53.908
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 1-1-5-1-7.
58.875
They will not want to see that again.
1:04.092
Old Gristle is airborne!
1:09.600
Extraordinary scenes.
1:13.008
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:18.342
They will not want to see that again.
1:25.158
Stripped to the shell.
1:30.733
That is real damage.
1:37.708
Absolute carnage.
1:39.208
That is Custard taking The Coaster with them.
1:43.992
That has come off.
1:48.642
That has come off.
1:57.992
That has come off.
2:02.517
They felt that in the back row.
2:07.275
They felt that in the back row.
2:12.275
Honey Mustard is airborne!
2:16.575
There is nothing protecting Refried Ron now.
2:21.025
That is a long way off the ground.
2:27.092
Squish is out, and Tube Sock did it.
2:32.892
Radiator will not take much more.
2:34.392
Refried Ron will not be back.
2:36.117
Gravy has put Radiator out.
2:43.000
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
2:47.533
This is the last of it.
2:53.767
That is a long way off the ground.
3:00.692
And it all goes wrong.
3:07.158
Floppy Joe has it.
3:10.158
Floppy Joe wins the derby.
3:16.025
That was always going to happen.
3:28.108
Up it goes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 22.683 Squish 22.683
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 46.192 Old Gristle 22.691
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:11.342 Honey Mustard 21.142
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:36.133 Floppy Joe 23.450
Smooth Descent Clay Floppy Joe 2:00.158 Squish 23.516
Smooth Descent Clay Floppy Joe 2:24.692 Custard 23.225
Smooth Descent Clay Floppy Joe 2:47.533 The Heel 22.334
Smooth Descent Clay Floppy Joe 3:10.158 Long John 22.225
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 3 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 8 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 18 1/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 18 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 19 1/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 19 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 20 1/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
177 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-11-2-15-4.
4.61
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
162 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-13-9-13-2.
60.16
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
148 starts, 16 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 7-8-3-14-1.
5.81
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
165 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 5-7-5-4-4.
2.29
5
Refried Ron The Beans
170 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 16-16-12-13-16.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
166 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 15-12-13-11-12.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
156 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 9-9-10-6-9.
67.92
4
Radiator Basement Heat
186 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-16-16-16-14.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
171 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 3-5-2-4-6.
26.11
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
162 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 13-12-2-6-9.
38.82
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
175 starts, 41 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 1-14-3-8-2.
8.72
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
178 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 2-9-5-5-14.
28.32
3
The Coaster The Pucks
164 starts, 17 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 4-3-10-1-10.
23.94
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
162 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 9-15-11-11-13.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
166 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 12-5-11-10-8.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
158 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 11-14-6-10-13.
48.33

Course preview

8 sections · 143 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.

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