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Derby · Season 7 · Round 4

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:34.825 — 12 +11 29 11.1
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:43.575 +8.75 11 +9 32 10.3
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:43.592 +8.77 4 +1 6 9.8
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:44.017 +9.19 15 +11 19 10.6
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:47.600 +12.78 3 -2 3 9.9
6 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:52.533 +17.71 14 +8 38 10.7
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:00.250 +25.43 7 0 19 10.2
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 4:17.733 +42.91 2 -6 3 9.7
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -1 12 9.8
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +6 12 10.2
— Puck Yeah FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Thick Rick FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Butter Bean FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.3
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Floppy Joe FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— Refried Ron RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.792
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 9-7-5-14-7.
6.233
Beautiful. Just beautiful. That is 52 non-finishes in 219 career starts.
16.050
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 8-2-1-2-8.
27.450
A new leader — Yolk.
33.050
That has come off.
39.208
There goes a piece of Yolk.
43.883
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 8-2-1-2-8.
50.642
Up it goes.
1:00.050
Pilot Light is going backwards.
1:04.392
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:08.975
Oh, that is a big one.
1:15.533
That is a long way off the ground.
1:28.458
Up it goes.
1:33.158
Stripped to the shell. Recent finishes: 3-6-4-3-3.
1:38.483
They felt that in the back row.
1:43.417
You do not see that every day.
1:48.583
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
2:00.242
Up it goes.
2:01.742
Yolk is out, and Tube Sock did it.
2:06.583
Extraordinary scenes.
2:19.825
That has come off.
2:24.725
Pilot Light has nothing left on it.
2:33.817
Extraordinary scenes.
2:39.000
They felt that in the back row.
2:51.217
Up it goes.
3:02.567
There goes a piece of Custard.
3:08.167
There is nothing left of it.
3:16.492
This is the last of it.
3:18.192
Pilot Light is out.
3:31.825
Here comes The Lieutenant.
3:34.825
The Lieutenant wins the derby.
3:42.417
And it all goes wrong.
4:04.225
That was always going to happen.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 15.358 Custard 15.358
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 33.933 Yolk 18.316
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 52.150 The Lieutenant 16.758
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:11.475 Old Gristle 17.417
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:28.767 The Lieutenant 17.167
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:44.975 The Lieutenant 16.208
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:01.200 The Lieutenant 16.225
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:19.625 Old Gristle 15.616
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:40.200 Old Gristle 14.342
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:57.250 The Lieutenant 17.050
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:16.492 Crooked Pete 18.633
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:34.825 The Lieutenant 18.333
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 3 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 8 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 14 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 16 1/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 17 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 23 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
146 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-11-5-11-8.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
140 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 6-4-7-11-9.
122.78
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
130 starts, 14 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-2-6-6-13.
8.36
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
148 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-5-5-7-1.
2.68
22
Butter Bean The Beans
149 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 7-4-13-8-5.
103.67
5
Refried Ron The Beans
152 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.8. Last five: 7-10-15-15-15.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
150 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-15-8-13-6.
35.65
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
136 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-15-12-15-15.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
145 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 14-9-5-12-3.
80.41
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
149 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 9-7-1-1-10.
52.32
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
156 starts, 36 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 13-5-2-4-2.
6.60
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
145 starts, 31 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-3-2-3-12.
4.25
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
147 starts, 4 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 13-13-13-7-15.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
153 starts, 28 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 2-4-7-2-9.
6.42
21
Custard The Soft Boys
144 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 5-11-12-11-11.
48.34
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
146 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 11-16-10-16-13.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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