Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 7 · Round 41

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Damp Kevin finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:41.283 13 +12 37 12.5
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:43.933 +2.65 3 +1 20 10.6
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:47.858 +6.58 4 +1 24 10.6
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:48.367 +7.08 14 +10 32 11.5
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:50.767 +9.48 12 +7 34 11.8
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:51.025 +9.74 11 +5 42 11.4
7 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:56.733 +15.45 10 +3 54 11.3
8 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:58.158 +16.88 9 +1 46 11.5
9 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4:00.492 +19.21 5 -4 30 10.6
10 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 4:04.492 +23.21 6 -4 28 10.3
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -10 13 10.5
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +4 23 11.0
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -11 13 10.3
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -7 13 10.8
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -7 12 10.5
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 -1 12 11.4
2.250
Custard takes the lead.
8.492
There goes a piece of Radiator.
14.775
Slapper is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-2-2-1-14.
19.633
Radiator is losing bits.
25.225
Yolk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 8-4-3-4-12.
30.050
Look at Old Gristle go.
38.658
Custard is airborne!
41.167
Wrecked, and out of the race. Recent finishes: 8-4-3-4-12.
45.600
Extraordinary scenes.
50.050
Look at Floppy Joe go. Recent finishes: 13-8-7-6-8.
54.492
Look at the state of it.
1:00.050
Old Gristle is going backwards.
1:05.058
Wide Load is airborne!
1:11.867
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 15-5-11-5-7.
1:17.233
Damp Kevin has put Pilot Light out.
1:21.658
There is nothing left of it.
1:26.892
Absolute carnage.
1:30.550
Butter Bean has put Radiator out.
1:35.492
That was always going to happen.
1:45.425
Floppy Joe will not take much more.
1:50.842
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
1:57.167
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
2:02.108
That has come off.
2:03.683
That is Tube Sock taking Floppy Joe with them.
2:08.425
Thick Rick is losing bits.
2:13.792
Slapper is airborne!
2:18.642
They felt that in the back row.
2:24.500
There is nothing left of it.
2:28.767
That was always going to happen.
2:33.783
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
2:39.233
That is a long way off the ground.
2:43.967
That has come off.
2:48.417
And it all goes wrong.
2:53.442
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
2:58.833
Look at the state of it.
3:00.425
That is Crooked Pete taking Custard with them.
3:05.050
That has come off.
3:11.483
That has come off.
3:18.133
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:22.917
Stripped to the shell.
3:24.417
One to go.
3:29.092
It is coming apart now.
3:33.067
That is Sweaty Gerald taking Crooked Pete with them.
3:37.417
They will not want to see that again.
3:38.283
Here comes Slapper.
3:41.283
It is Slapper!
3:48.317
Thick Rick is losing bits.
4:04.342
You do not see that every day.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 16.250 Custard 16.250
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 36.092 Slapper 17.841
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 54.117 Honey Mustard 16.891
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:12.908 Crooked Pete 18.708
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:32.258 Thick Rick 16.208
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:50.542 Wide Load 17.658
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 2:09.358 Old Gristle 16.034
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 2:29.058 Slapper 17.642
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 2:47.533 Old Gristle 15.450
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 3:05.517 Slapper 15.184
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 3:23.142 Slapper 17.625
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 3:41.283 Gravy 16.800
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 5 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 11 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 15 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 19 2/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 24 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 28 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
157 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 4-16-14-10-1.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
165 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 6-11-12-13-13.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
172 starts, 33 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 4-4-2-3-3.
2.32
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
166 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 5-5-7-5-4.
4.31
22
Butter Bean The Beans
164 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-8-12-5-9.
71.20
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
166 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 15-12-13-11-12.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
187 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-15-16-16-16.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
153 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 13-14-15-14-14.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
162 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 13-12-2-6-9.
35.66
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
173 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-6-3-5-2.
24.50
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
178 starts, 42 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 1-9-2-1-14.
6.04
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
180 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-13-2-9-5.
72.11
8
Slapper The Pucks
164 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 7-15-1-8-8.
63.45
4
Wide Load The Pucks
177 starts, 32 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 2-1-7-1-6.
5.50
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
164 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 10-16-15-15-14.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
161 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 16-7-4-11-14.
133.27

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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