Derby · Season 7 · Round 41
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Damp Kevin finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 3:41.283 | — | 13 | +12 | 37 | 12.5 |
| 2 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:43.933 | +2.65 | 3 | +1 | 20 | 10.6 |
| 3 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:47.858 | +6.58 | 4 | +1 | 24 | 10.6 |
| 4 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:48.367 | +7.08 | 14 | +10 | 32 | 11.5 |
| 5 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:50.767 | +9.48 | 12 | +7 | 34 | 11.8 |
| 6 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:51.025 | +9.74 | 11 | +5 | 42 | 11.4 |
| 7 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:56.733 | +15.45 | 10 | +3 | 54 | 11.3 |
| 8 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:58.158 | +16.88 | 9 | +1 | 46 | 11.5 |
| 9 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 4:00.492 | +19.21 | 5 | -4 | 30 | 10.6 |
| 10 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 4:04.492 | +23.21 | 6 | -4 | 28 | 10.3 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -10 | 13 | 10.5 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +4 | 23 | 11.0 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -11 | 13 | 10.3 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -7 | 13 | 10.8 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 12 | 10.5 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 12 | 11.4 |
2.250
Custard takes the lead.
8.492
There goes a piece of Radiator.
14.775
Slapper is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-2-2-1-14.
19.633
Radiator is losing bits.
25.225
Yolk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 8-4-3-4-12.
30.050
Look at Old Gristle go.
38.658
Custard is airborne!
41.167
Wrecked, and out of the race. Recent finishes: 8-4-3-4-12.
45.600
Extraordinary scenes.
50.050
Look at Floppy Joe go. Recent finishes: 13-8-7-6-8.
54.492
Look at the state of it.
1:00.050
Old Gristle is going backwards.
1:05.058
Wide Load is airborne!
1:11.867
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 15-5-11-5-7.
1:17.233
Damp Kevin has put Pilot Light out.
1:21.658
There is nothing left of it.
1:26.892
Absolute carnage.
1:30.550
Butter Bean has put Radiator out.
1:35.492
That was always going to happen.
1:45.425
Floppy Joe will not take much more.
1:50.842
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
1:57.167
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
2:02.108
That has come off.
2:03.683
That is Tube Sock taking Floppy Joe with them.
2:08.425
Thick Rick is losing bits.
2:13.792
Slapper is airborne!
2:18.642
They felt that in the back row.
2:24.500
There is nothing left of it.
2:28.767
That was always going to happen.
2:33.783
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
2:39.233
That is a long way off the ground.
2:43.967
That has come off.
2:48.417
And it all goes wrong.
2:53.442
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
2:58.833
Look at the state of it.
3:00.425
That is Crooked Pete taking Custard with them.
3:05.050
That has come off.
3:11.483
That has come off.
3:18.133
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:22.917
Stripped to the shell.
3:24.417
One to go.
3:29.092
It is coming apart now.
3:33.067
That is Sweaty Gerald taking Crooked Pete with them.
3:37.417
They will not want to see that again.
3:38.283
Here comes Slapper.
3:41.283
It is Slapper!
3:48.317
Thick Rick is losing bits.
4:04.342
You do not see that every day.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 16.250 | Custard 16.250 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 36.092 | Slapper 17.841 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 54.117 | Honey Mustard 16.891 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:12.908 | Crooked Pete 18.708 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:32.258 | Thick Rick 16.208 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:50.542 | Wide Load 17.658 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 2:09.358 | Old Gristle 16.034 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 2:29.058 | Slapper 17.642 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 2:47.533 | Old Gristle 15.450 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 3:05.517 | Slapper 15.184 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 3:23.142 | Slapper 17.625 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 3:41.283 | Gravy 16.800 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 11 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 19 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 24 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 28 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans
166 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 15-12-13-11-12.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
153 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 13-14-15-14-14.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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