Derby · Season 7 · Round 8
The Dogbone — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win
Damp Kevin took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Big Randy finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:09.783 | — | 4 | +3 | 7 | 9.1 |
| 2 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:11.133 | +1.35 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 9.4 |
| 3 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:11.908 | +2.13 | 1 | -2 | 5 | 9.0 |
| 4 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:12.092 | +2.31 | 3 | -1 | 4 | 9.1 |
| 5 | Slapper | The Pucks | 3:18.583 | +8.80 | 14 | +9 | 37 | 10.8 |
| 6 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:18.775 | +8.99 | 15 | +9 | 26 | 10.0 |
| 7 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:20.875 | +11.09 | 11 | +4 | 38 | 10.7 |
| 8 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:23.242 | +13.46 | 12 | +4 | 35 | 10.2 |
| 9 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:23.250 | +13.47 | 6 | -3 | 15 | 9.2 |
| 10 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:25.683 | +15.90 | 9 | -1 | 41 | 9.9 |
| 11 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:26.183 | +16.40 | 8 | -3 | 15 | 9.5 |
| 12 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:31.783 | +22.00 | 10 | -2 | 39 | 10.5 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +3 | 11 | 9.8 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -9 | 16 | 9.5 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 12 | 10.2 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -3 | 20 | 9.7 |
4.700
That is a long way off the ground.
9.275
Honey Mustard is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-2-3-3-2.
14.633
Refried Ron is losing bits.
19.467
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
26.125
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
30.950
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
36.400
Custard is losing bits. Recent finishes: 8-9-4-1-8.
43.192
Look at the state of it.
48.375
They will not want to see that again.
54.250
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-4-14.
59.517
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:04.142
Refried Ron is losing bits.
1:10.050
Look at the state of it.
1:17.800
A new leader — Custard.
1:23.342
That has come off. Recent finishes: 8-4-4-4-3.
1:28.550
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 4-16-8-2-15.
1:34.208
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
1:42.142
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
1:47.692
That is a long way off the ground.
1:52.667
That has come off.
1:56.658
That is The Unit taking Puck Yeah with them.
2:01.800
Absolute carnage.
2:06.125
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:16.467
Tender Greg is airborne!
2:21.950
The Unit leaves something behind.
2:31.242
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:36.075
And that is Tender Greg finished.
2:40.417
Extraordinary scenes.
2:43.425
Refried Ron is out, and Slapper did it.
2:46.283
This is the last of it.
2:53.300
Oh, that is a big one.
2:59.175
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
3:06.783
Here comes Damp Kevin.
3:07.425
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:09.783
It is Damp Kevin!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 22.992 | The Lieutenant 22.992 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 47.383 | Big Randy 23.733 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:11.125 | Old Gristle 22.258 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tender Greg | 1:35.142 | Tender Greg 22.650 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tender Greg | 1:58.175 | Refried Ron 22.833 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tender Greg | 2:21.600 | The Heel 22.716 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 2:46.283 | The Heel 22.650 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 3:09.783 | Big Randy 23.025 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 5 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 15 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 19 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 21 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 22 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 23 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 26 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
136 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-15-12-15-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
156 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-11-16-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
8 sections · 143 m
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Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.
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