Derby · Season 7 · Round 9
The Rink — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:49.300 | — | 13 | +12 | 19 | 11.5 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:55.408 | +6.11 | 11 | +9 | 15 | 10.6 |
| 3 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:58.642 | +9.34 | 12 | +9 | 18 | 10.7 |
| 4 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:03.425 | +14.13 | 9 | +5 | 26 | 10.8 |
| 5 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:15.433 | +26.13 | 10 | +5 | 29 | 10.8 |
| 6 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:20.608 | +31.31 | 15 | +9 | 26 | 10.0 |
| — | The Heel RUNNING | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -3 | 12 | 9.8 |
| — | Crawlspace RUNNING | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -1 | 16 | 9.8 |
| — | Big Randy RUNNING | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -7 | 11 | 9.6 |
| — | Tube Sock RUNNING | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -7 | 12 | 9.7 |
| — | Butter Bean RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -6 | 13 | 9.8 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -11 | 13 | 9.6 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +1 | 15 | 11.2 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -8 | 13 | 9.9 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 12 | 10.4 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 11 | 9.7 |
2.850
Yolk takes the lead. Career record: 3 wins from 215, average finish 5.8.
9.508
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 14-1-3-3-2.
16.717
Yolk is losing bits. Recent finishes: 16-8-4-5-4.
21.300
A new leader — Honey Mustard. Career record: 18 wins from 200, average finish 4.7.
25.942
Yolk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 16-8-4-5-4.
30.350
A new leader — Puck Yeah.
36.217
They felt that in the back row.
41.917
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
50.908
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
56.733
They will not want to see that again.
1:02.683
That has come off.
1:07.317
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
1:13.592
That has come off.
1:20.933
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:25.592
Pilot Light has nothing left on it.
1:30.050
Puck Yeah is losing places.
1:35.992
Refried Ron is losing bits.
1:44.033
Absolute carnage.
1:47.492
That is Floppy Joe taking Pilot Light with them.
1:52.642
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:56.508
Yolk is out.
2:01.067
Up it goes.
2:06.292
That was always going to happen.
2:10.675
They felt that in the back row.
2:17.217
Big Randy leaves something behind.
2:19.217
Puck Yeah will not be back.
2:23.767
They felt that in the back row.
2:28.300
That was always going to happen.
2:29.800
One to go.
2:35.983
Gravy is airborne!
2:38.408
Big Randy has put Refried Ron out.
2:45.833
Thick Rick is airborne!
2:46.300
Here comes Slapper.
2:49.300
Slapper wins the derby.
2:57.167
Oh, that is a big one.
3:09.725
And it all goes wrong.
3:13.958
Floppy Joe will not take much more.
3:20.600
That has come off.
3:22.767
Floppy Joe is out.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Puck Yeah | 16.367 | Puck Yeah 16.367 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Puck Yeah | 33.533 | Slapper 16.841 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Honey Mustard | 51.958 | Gravy 17.550 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Puck Yeah | 1:08.133 | Gravy 16.125 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Honey Mustard | 1:25.283 | The Lieutenant 15.608 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 1:42.150 | Slapper 15.042 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 1:58.050 | Slapper 15.900 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 2:14.833 | Puck Yeah 16.466 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 2:29.625 | Slapper 14.792 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 2:49.300 | The Lieutenant 17.275 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 14 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 17 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 21 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 21 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 25 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
137 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 16-14-15-12-15.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
18m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
44m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
18m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
44m
↓15°
Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.
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