Derby · Season 1 · Round 13
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Unit finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Beans took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:11.983 | — | 14 | +13 | 46 | 13.0 |
| 2 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:14.342 | +2.36 | 7 | +5 | 35 | 11.0 |
| 3 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:14.517 | +2.53 | 5 | +2 | 32 | 11.8 |
| 4 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:15.867 | +3.88 | 9 | +5 | 56 | 12.8 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:18.225 | +6.24 | 3 | -2 | 10 | 11.1 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:20.300 | +8.32 | 1 | -5 | 9 | 10.7 |
| 7 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:20.600 | +8.62 | 4 | -3 | 11 | 11.1 |
| 8 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:20.967 | +8.98 | 2 | -6 | 11 | 10.9 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -3 | 23 | 11.7 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +1 | 27 | 13.0 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -1 | 28 | 11.7 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +4 | 19 | 11.5 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -1 | 20 | 13.0 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 12 | 11.3 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -2 | 14 | 11.8 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 10 | 12.4 |
2.200
Squish goes to the front. Career record: 1 wins from 36, average finish 5.8.
6.600
Tender Greg takes the lead. Career record: 0 wins from 30, average finish 6.0.
11.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
16.208
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 5-15-6-1-4.
20.583
Oh, that is a big one.
25.150
They felt that in the back row.
30.050
Look at Honey Mustard go.
34.308
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
38.592
And it all goes wrong.
42.883
Pilot Light leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 5-15-6-1-4.
47.200
A new leader — Gravy.
51.125
Tender Greg is out, and Gravy did it.
56.367
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 14-5-5-13-5.
1:01.083
Up it goes.
1:02.583
Puck Yeah is out.
1:08.758
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
1:13.092
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:18.775
Gravy is losing bits.
1:23.117
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
1:27.683
Oh, that is a big one.
1:29.183
That is Wide Load taking Pilot Light with them.
1:30.683
Chunk will not be back.
1:35.825
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
1:37.325
And that is Squish finished.
1:48.342
That is a long way off the ground.
1:54.283
That is real damage.
1:58.800
Absolute carnage.
2:00.300
And that is Honey Mustard finished.
2:05.592
They will not want to see that again.
2:09.542
Gravy will not be back.
2:16.583
Look at the state of it.
2:22.150
They will not want to see that again.
2:28.825
That is a long way off the ground.
2:33.375
Up it goes.
2:38.167
Oh, that is a big one.
2:45.742
The Kidney has nothing left on it.
2:53.125
They will not want to see that again.
2:54.625
One to go.
3:00.625
The Kidney is out.
3:05.475
Floppy Joe will not take much more.
3:08.983
Wide Load has it.
3:10.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:11.983
Wide Load takes it!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Chunk | 13.758 | Chunk 13.758 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Chunk | 27.958 | Gravy 12.783 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Tender Greg | 44.200 | Thick Rick 14.083 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 59.150 | Wide Load 13.566 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 1:16.250 | Chunk 14.375 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 1:32.358 | Butter Bean 15.566 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 1:48.250 | Butter Bean 15.784 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 2:03.600 | Gravy 15.350 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:25.608 | Thick Rick 14.383 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:39.025 | Wide Load 13.417 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:53.550 | Wide Load 14.525 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 3:11.983 | Thick Rick 14.200 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Beans | 12 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 12 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 14 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 16 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 16 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Lump Patrol | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 28 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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35m
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Smooth Descent
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16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
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A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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