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Derby · Season 1 · Round 18

The Dogbone — Team Pack Race

Dogbone Junction · The Dogbone · 143 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
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Carnage — Custard survives to win

Custard took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Damp Kevin finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:10.267 — 15 +14 20 9.9
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:10.333 +0.07 4 +2 11 9.4
3 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:11.208 +0.94 2 -1 3 9.0
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:12.567 +2.30 3 -1 10 9.4
5 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:12.717 +2.45 1 -4 12 9.3
6 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:19.308 +9.04 12 +6 29 10.2
7 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:21.167 +10.90 10 +3 32 10.2
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:24.267 +14.00 6 -2 18 9.2
9 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:25.242 +14.98 13 +4 33 10.9
10 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:25.542 +15.28 9 -1 40 10.6
11 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:25.658 +15.39 7 -4 20 9.7
12 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:26.042 +15.78 5 -7 15 9.2
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -2 19 9.9
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +2 12 9.8
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 -1 15 10.3
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -8 13 9.0
2.617
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
10.050
Slapper is losing places.
15.817
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 15-1-3-6-4.
20.050
Gravy is coming through. Recent finishes: 15-1-3-6-4.
25.200
Thick Rick leaves something behind.
30.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
37.033
That has come off.
44.875
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-3-3-1-2.
49.392
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 15-1-3-6-4.
54.317
Slapper leaves something behind.
58.783
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
1:03.158
They felt that in the back row.
1:08.508
Radiator is out, and Big Randy did it.
1:17.900
Puck Yeah is in trouble.
1:22.867
Puck Yeah is out.
1:28.183
Gravy leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 15-1-3-6-4.
1:32.692
Gravy is airborne!
1:38.000
There goes a piece of Gravy.
1:41.450
That is Thick Rick taking Yolk with them.
1:46.133
That was always going to happen.
1:50.367
Stubbs is losing bits.
1:56.158
Custard is losing bits.
2:01.717
Chunk is out.
2:08.342
There goes a piece of Slapper.
2:13.733
Gravy leaves something behind.
2:18.583
Thick Rick leaves something behind.
2:25.942
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
2:43.192
Up it goes.
2:47.183
Last lap.
2:53.625
Up it goes.
3:00.050
Look at Butter Bean go.
3:07.267
Custard is coming to the flag.
3:07.717
Gravy is losing bits.
3:09.217
Nothing in it!
3:10.717
Custard wins the derby.
3:26.033
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 21.208 Custard 21.208
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 45.650 Slapper 22.317
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:08.358 Custard 22.708
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:32.667 Thick Rick 22.150
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:56.283 Damp Kevin 22.833
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 2:21.867 Damp Kevin 22.950
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 2:47.183 Floppy Joe 22.809
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 3:10.267 Big Randy 22.650
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 8 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 15 1/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 17 2/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 19 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 20 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 24 1/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 27 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 8-2-4-7-4.
4.26
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 14.0. Last five: 14.
54.93
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
Debut appearance.
15.17
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
4 starts, 2 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 5-7-1-1.
4.01
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.6. Last five: 11-12-13-10-12.
194.26
22
Butter Bean The Beans
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.8. Last five: 9-11-4-8-13.
73.62
1
The Unit Basement Heat
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 9.
17.18
4
Radiator Basement Heat
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 10-11-15-13-8.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
7 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 1-3-9-5-10.
20.57
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
3 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.0. Last five: 2-12-1.
5.01
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
Debut appearance.
16.17
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 10-6-13-4-10.
62.01
8
Slapper The Pucks
8 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 3-12-14-15-2.
31.74
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
Debut appearance.
13.46
21
Custard The Soft Boys
Debut appearance.
17.15
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-16-16-14-9.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 143 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.

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