Derby · Season 1 · Round 20
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Thick Rick survives to win
Thick Rick took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Old Gristle finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:10.442 | — | 10 | +9 | 39 | 12.0 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:35.608 | +25.17 | 11 | +9 | 30 | 11.8 |
| 3 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:39.392 | +28.95 | 16 | +13 | 23 | 11.3 |
| 4 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:43.400 | +32.96 | 4 | 0 | 20 | 10.5 |
| 5 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:46.208 | +35.77 | 2 | -3 | 13 | 11.0 |
| 6 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:46.575 | +36.13 | 3 | -3 | 17 | 11.2 |
| 7 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:46.975 | +36.53 | 12 | +5 | 28 | 11.9 |
| — | Lil Nugget RUNNING | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +1 | 38 | 13.6 |
| — | Crawlspace RUNNING | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -1 | 23 | 10.5 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +4 | 31 | 12.3 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -10 | 12 | 10.7 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -7 | 27 | 10.4 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -7 | 22 | 10.5 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -1 | 17 | 12.6 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 13 | 10.9 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 11 | 11.5 |
3.650
A new leader — Custard.
7.925
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 7-6-11-7-11.
12.933
They felt that in the back row.
20.050
Look at The Coaster go.
24.583
Absolute carnage.
30.050
Look at Lil Nugget go.
36.167
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-3-16.
41.392
That has come off.
46.067
That has come off. Recent finishes: 4-4-4-8-5.
51.017
Up it goes.
56.958
The Coaster is losing bits. Recent finishes: 1-2-8-3-2.
1:01.350
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 4-4-4-8-5.
1:05.675
There is nothing left of it.
1:10.050
There is nothing left of it.
1:13.667
Tender Greg is out, and Custard did it.
1:18.208
There is nothing left of it.
1:23.133
And it all goes wrong.
1:27.333
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
1:32.967
You do not see that every day.
1:34.467
Radiator will not be back.
1:41.142
That was always going to happen.
1:46.683
That is a long way off the ground.
1:51.392
Up it goes.
1:52.892
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:57.258
The Coaster leaves something behind.
2:01.942
The Kidney leaves something behind.
2:06.225
Big Randy is losing bits.
2:07.725
And that is Sweaty Gerald finished.
2:14.025
Absolute carnage.
2:18.742
That is a long way off the ground.
2:20.242
And that is The Kidney finished.
2:28.400
The Coaster takes the lead.
2:34.650
A new leader — Thick Rick.
2:39.633
Extraordinary scenes.
2:43.083
That is The Heel taking Floppy Joe with them.
2:47.917
Thick Rick is airborne!
2:52.208
They will not want to see that again.
2:59.200
Thick Rick goes to the front.
3:06.800
The Heel is losing bits.
3:07.442
Here comes Thick Rick.
3:10.400
One to go.
3:11.900
It is Thick Rick!
3:19.967
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
3:26.017
And that is The Coaster finished.
3:32.675
Lil Nugget is airborne!
3:43.133
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tender Greg | 22.150 | Tender Greg 22.150 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 44.217 | The Coaster 21.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:08.208 | Puck Yeah 21.250 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:32.792 | Puck Yeah 21.883 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:55.617 | Thick Rick 21.083 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 2:21.600 | Old Gristle 23.150 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:46.642 | The Lieutenant 22.291 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 3:10.400 | Old Gristle 22.975 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 9 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 10 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 19 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 24 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 25 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-16-16-15-16.
219.30
Course preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
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15m
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The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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