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Derby · Season 1 · Round 24

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:39.975 — 12 +11 26 10.6
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:41.617 +1.64 11 +9 34 10.4
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:42.933 +2.96 16 +13 17 11.3
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:44.600 +4.63 4 0 5 9.6
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:45.108 +5.13 3 -2 7 9.6
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:55.858 +15.88 8 +2 27 9.5
— Long John RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -5 3 9.8
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +6 22 10.5
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -2 13 9.7
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 12 10.3
— The Coaster FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Lil Nugget FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.1
— Refried Ron FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.3
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Big Randy FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.783
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 6-4-6-7-6.
6.142
There is nothing left of it. That is 12 non-finishes in 44 career starts.
13.242
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
20.050
It is unravelling for Damp Kevin.
24.258
Tender Greg is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-6-4-4-4.
29.242
Stopped, and in the way.
40.300
That has come off. Recent finishes: 4-6-4-4-4.
47.767
There goes a piece of Radiator. Recent finishes: 7-16-8-8-5.
1:03.067
Crawlspace is losing bits.
1:07.342
There goes a piece of Slapper.
1:13.300
That has come off.
1:18.867
And it all goes wrong.
1:20.367
Tender Greg is out, and Custard did it.
1:27.342
That was always going to happen.
1:34.708
Oh, that is a big one.
1:39.850
Sweaty Gerald has stalled.
1:45.450
Custard is losing bits.
1:52.408
That has come off.
1:56.842
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:02.542
Up it goes.
2:09.125
And that is Slapper finished.
2:28.767
Up it goes.
2:37.200
Up it goes.
2:45.892
There goes a piece of The Heel.
2:56.458
Up it goes.
3:21.542
You do not see that every day.
3:23.042
Last lap.
3:28.350
Up it goes.
3:36.975
Old Gristle has it.
3:38.058
Extraordinary scenes.
3:39.975
Old Gristle wins the derby.
3:47.775
Extraordinary scenes.
3:56.200
Sweaty Gerald is going nowhere.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 15.942 Old Gristle 15.942
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 30.958 Old Gristle 15.016
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 49.283 Old Gristle 18.325
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:06.717 Old Gristle 17.434
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:25.825 Slapper 17.958
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:43.283 Old Gristle 17.458
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:03.358 The Lieutenant 16.692
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:24.025 Damp Kevin 18.625
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:42.133 Old Gristle 18.108
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:02.242 The Lieutenant 15.025
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:22.058 Custard 17.142
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:39.975 Old Gristle 17.917
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 3 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 13 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 15 1/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 19 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 5-6-6-6-8.
10.97
7
Long John The Noodles
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-7-3-2-4.
11.13
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 2.5. Last five: 2-3.
7.23
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
8 starts, 3 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 2-7-1-3-5.
3.79
5
Refried Ron The Beans
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.5. Last five: 15-14-13-12-16.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.0. Last five: 10-14-16-8-14.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 10-11-15-13-8.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 11-10-8-9-10.
42.03
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.6. Last five: 15-14-6-8-7.
196.84
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 13-8-11-6-9.
99.99
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
6 starts, 1 win, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-1-4-5-6.
3.18
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
12 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 7-7-2-5-8.
11.20
3
The Coaster The Pucks
9 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.4. Last five: 1-4-13-1-2.
21.62
8
Slapper The Pucks
8 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 3-12-14-15-2.
58.09
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 10-16-16-16-16.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-9-6.
21.79

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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