Derby · Season 1 · Round 34
Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Second Sock finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:43.375 | — | 11 | +10 | 34 | 10.7 |
| 2 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:44.217 | +0.84 | 4 | +2 | 8 | 9.7 |
| 3 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:46.783 | +3.41 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 10.0 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:50.133 | +6.76 | 15 | +11 | 28 | 10.1 |
| 5 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:56.067 | +12.69 | 7 | +2 | 17 | 10.2 |
| 6 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 4:02.267 | +18.89 | 2 | -4 | 4 | 9.5 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +7 | 28 | 10.7 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +4 | 24 | 10.8 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -1 | 13 | 9.8 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +6 | 11 | 9.7 |
| — | Wide Load FELL | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +2 | 0 | 19.3 |
| — | Stubbs FELL | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -3 | 0 | 19.2 |
| — | Butter Bean FELL | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -8 | 0 | 19.3 |
| — | Thick Rick RUNNING | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -4 | 0 | 1.1 |
| — | Crooked Pete FELL | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -14 | 0 | 19.2 |
| — | Refried Ron RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -10 | 0 | 1.5 |
1.783
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 8-8-7-12-6.
6.067
They felt that in the back row.
11.358
That has come off.
17.242
You do not see that every day.
22.867
Chunk is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-3-8-4-1.
28.742
That was always going to happen.
33.025
They felt that in the back row.
43.067
Radiator leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 6-14-8-6-13.
56.950
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
1:01.875
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-2.
1:08.333
Radiator leaves something behind.
1:12.933
Chunk leaves something behind.
1:20.642
There goes a piece of Custard. Recent finishes: 4-3-4-4-14.
1:27.375
Extraordinary scenes.
1:31.400
That is Tube Sock taking Yolk with them.
1:39.292
Chunk is losing bits.
1:40.792
Radiator will not be back.
1:48.167
Up it goes.
1:54.850
That is a long way off the ground.
2:02.308
Chunk is losing bits.
2:07.342
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
2:14.617
Look at the state of it.
2:19.633
Up it goes.
2:25.425
There goes a piece of Custard.
2:31.492
Custard is losing bits.
2:34.892
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:46.008
Extraordinary scenes.
2:51.400
Second Sock takes the lead.
2:57.392
It is coming apart now.
3:02.725
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
3:04.225
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
3:12.633
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
3:17.417
Extraordinary scenes.
3:24.875
Refried Ron is going nowhere.
3:26.375
One to go.
3:40.050
Old Gristle takes the lead.
3:40.375
Old Gristle has it.
3:43.375
Old Gristle wins the derby.
3:52.850
Refried Ron has stalled.
4:28.250
Refried Ron is going nowhere.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 15.992 | Chunk 15.992 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 33.000 | Chunk 17.008 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 49.450 | Chunk 16.450 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 1:07.858 | Old Gristle 16.616 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 1:27.700 | Puck Yeah 16.642 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 1:44.358 | Puck Yeah 16.367 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 2:02.608 | Chunk 18.250 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 2:17.783 | Chunk 15.175 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:48.050 | Old Gristle 18.333 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Second Sock | 3:06.825 | Floppy Joe 18.500 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Second Sock | 3:25.775 | Floppy Joe 18.517 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:43.375 | Old Gristle 16.533 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 9 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 14 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 18 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 21 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 101 m
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No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.
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