Derby · Season 1 · Round 41
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:34.267 | — | 11 | +10 | 36 | 12.1 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:41.808 | +7.54 | 12 | +10 | 35 | 12.1 |
| 3 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:42.525 | +8.26 | 14 | +11 | 38 | 11.8 |
| 4 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:42.575 | +8.31 | 4 | 0 | 13 | 10.7 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:45.883 | +11.62 | 3 | -2 | 20 | 10.5 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:47.642 | +13.38 | 2 | -4 | 18 | 10.8 |
| 7 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:52.292 | +18.03 | 9 | +2 | 35 | 11.6 |
| 8 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:55.992 | +21.73 | 10 | +2 | 46 | 12.0 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +4 | 38 | 11.5 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -4 | 26 | 10.2 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -6 | 23 | 10.6 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +4 | 29 | 11.4 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -12 | 13 | 10.3 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -7 | 13 | 9.9 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 11 | 10.6 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 11 | 11.6 |
2.250
Custard takes the lead.
8.467
That has come off. Recent finishes: 5-3-3-6-4.
13.175
They will not want to see that again.
18.008
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-1.
22.767
That is a long way off the ground.
28.642
There goes a piece of Pilot Light. Recent finishes: 7-5-15-5-14.
34.900
Old Gristle is airborne!
39.992
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 3-4-8-5-5.
44.600
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 4-2-1-3-1.
49.183
Stripped to the shell.
54.542
That has come off.
57.667
Tender Greg will not be back.
1:03.050
That has come off.
1:07.908
Look at the state of it.
1:12.875
Up it goes.
1:17.275
That has come off.
1:22.400
Up it goes.
1:29.667
Up it goes.
1:31.383
Pilot Light is out.
1:37.358
Absolute carnage.
1:41.008
That is Old Gristle taking Radiator with them.
1:45.650
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
1:50.050
And it all goes wrong.
1:54.325
That was always going to happen.
2:01.008
They felt that in the back row.
2:06.108
Up it goes.
2:10.917
Oh, that is a big one.
2:16.917
Up it goes.
2:24.942
There is nothing left of it.
2:29.242
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:33.758
Extraordinary scenes.
2:39.533
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
2:41.325
That is Tube Sock taking Floppy Joe with them.
2:45.608
Custard will not take much more.
2:53.283
That is Tube Sock taking Custard with them.
2:59.325
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
3:04.125
That has come off.
3:08.975
Stubbs is losing bits.
3:13.217
Last lap.
3:18.800
Puck Yeah has nothing left on it.
3:24.325
Wide Load is airborne!
3:31.008
That is a long way off the ground.
3:31.267
Old Gristle has it.
3:34.267
It is Old Gristle!
3:35.767
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:41.350
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
3:42.850
The Kidney is out, and The Lieutenant did it.
3:44.825
And that is Sweaty Gerald finished.
3:55.817
Stubbs leaves something behind.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 16.267 | Custard 16.267 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 30.883 | Old Gristle 14.075 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 45.492 | Old Gristle 14.609 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:04.117 | Stubbs 17.417 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:22.950 | Puck Yeah 17.792 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:41.208 | Puck Yeah 15.866 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:59.950 | Wide Load 17.558 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:19.225 | Puck Yeah 15.742 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:37.467 | The Lieutenant 14.667 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:56.475 | Tube Sock 18.184 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:13.217 | The Lieutenant 14.850 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:34.267 | Stubbs 17.909 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 12 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 19 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 21 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 28 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
16 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.7. Last five: 14-12-13-13-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
15 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 15-10-16-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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