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Derby · Season 1 · Round 44

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Heel survives to win

The Heel took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Tube Sock finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:45.150 — 4 +3 6 9.6
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:45.325 +0.18 3 +1 7 9.7
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:47.975 +2.83 12 +9 37 10.5
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:48.442 +3.29 14 +10 37 11.0
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:48.483 +3.33 11 +6 41 10.0
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:56.233 +11.08 7 +1 19 10.0
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:01.267 +16.12 8 +1 24 10.3
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 4:17.433 +32.28 2 -6 0 9.6
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +7 20 10.3
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 11 10.1
— The Coaster FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Honey Mustard FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— The Kidney FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.2
— Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 2.5
— Big Randy FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.4
1.783
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 8-5-6-7-7.
6.233
Beautiful. Just beautiful. That is 12 non-finishes in 55 career starts.
11.675
Absolute carnage.
20.050
Oh, that is a big one.
26.717
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 4-10-5-3-3.
31.858
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-1-4-2-1.
40.050
Look at Crooked Pete go. Recent finishes: 8-7-6-3-9.
47.742
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
52.642
Absolute carnage.
1:00.742
Stripped to the shell.
1:06.300
Tender Greg goes to the front.
1:13.575
That has come off.
1:20.308
Oh, that is a big one.
1:26.492
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:36.967
That is Squish taking Tender Greg with them.
1:45.567
Butter Bean has stalled.
1:56.575
Wide Load is airborne!
2:10.633
That is a long way off the ground.
2:18.950
Stopped, and in the way.
2:24.942
Squish is out, and Tube Sock did it.
2:32.883
Gravy is airborne!
2:40.442
Up it goes.
2:50.542
Stopped, and in the way.
3:02.400
Up it goes.
3:06.775
That is a long way off the ground.
3:16.717
Butter Bean has stalled.
3:26.258
Last lap.
3:32.575
Up it goes.
3:42.150
Here comes The Heel.
3:42.550
A new leader — The Heel.
3:44.050
Right on the line.
3:45.550
The Heel takes it!
3:53.533
Thick Rick has stalled.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 16.400 Squish 16.400
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 35.275 Tube Sock 18.708
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 54.542 Gravy 18.291
Smooth Descent Clay Tender Greg 1:12.658 Tender Greg 16.700
Smooth Descent Clay Tender Greg 1:31.667 The Lieutenant 17.892
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:51.050 Wide Load 16.875
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:10.033 Tube Sock 18.108
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:28.225 The Lieutenant 17.333
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:46.683 Wide Load 16.467
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:07.658 Gravy 18.584
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:26.258 Gravy 17.483
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 3:45.150 Crooked Pete 18.425
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 13 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 15 1/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 19 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 23 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
20 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 4-11-2-6-15.
11.47
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
20 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-5-15-2-12.
48.12
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
21 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-3-5-5-5.
3.67
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
12 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.2. Last five: 4-10-1-9-5.
6.64
6
The Kidney The Beans
15 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.7. Last five: 13-3-7-11-6.
79.60
22
Butter Bean The Beans
20 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 8-13-3-8-11.
35.14
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
20 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 5-4-9-6-5.
15.57
1
The Unit Basement Heat
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 9-8-4-14-4.
22.60
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 7-3-14-14-8.
34.90
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
21 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-9-14-12-14.
44.12
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 12-6-2-11-10.
56.76
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
16 starts, 4 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-10-1-8-2.
3.42
3
The Coaster The Pucks
16 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-11-12-15-10.
26.86
4
Wide Load The Pucks
17 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-11-16-7-5.
17.13
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-16-15-10-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
16 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.5. Last five: 16-10-15-12-12.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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