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Floor · Season 6 · Round 25

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Yolk wins at The Mezzanine

Yolk took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Honey Mustard finished second. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 58.592 — 15 +14 1 3.1
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 56.583 — 10 +8 0 9.6
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 42.800 — 4 +1 2 13.5
4 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 37.867 — 1 -3 1 14.4
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 37.517 — 3 -2 0 18.0
6 Slapper PCK The Pucks 37.367 — 13 +7 1 18.1
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 33.000 — 6 -1 3 18.2
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 32.075 — 7 -1 3 17.7
9 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 24.033 — 5 -4 3 18.1
10 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 21.500 — 16 +6 2 18.7
11 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 20.525 — 8 -3 1 18.9
12 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 20.308 — 11 -1 7 18.7
13 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 20.158 — 9 -4 1 18.3
14 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 18.767 — 2 -12 4 18.7
15 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 14.217 — 14 -1 0 18.8
16 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 10.783 — 12 -4 3 18.8
0.000
And we are away.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
7.925
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.750
No idea what happened there.
10.783
Gravy is gone.
12.275
It is chaos out there.
13.783
Look at the state of it.
14.217
That is Wide Load finished. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-1-1.
15.258
There goes another one.
16.708
There goes another one.
17.817
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 6-4-3-2-2.
18.133
Well, that was always going to happen.
19.217
That is Big Randy finished.
19.542
They will not want to see that again.
20.617
Stubbs is gone.
20.917
Another panel gone.
22.017
Old Gristle goes in. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-1-3.
22.275
Another panel gone.
23.417
In goes Radiator.
23.617
There goes another one.
24.817
That is Squish finished. Recent finishes: 4-7-3-5-8.
24.933
Less of it every time you look.
26.217
In goes Butter Bean. Recent finishes: 5-8-9-8-13.
26.233
Another panel gone.
27.517
The floor is getting smaller.
28.775
Less of it every time you look.
30.017
The floor is getting smaller.
30.400
Oh dear.
31.242
The floor is getting smaller.
32.075
In goes Crawlspace.
32.450
That is the sport, right there.
33.475
Sweaty Gerald goes in.
33.642
Less of it every time you look.
34.817
There goes another one.
35.983
There goes another one.
37.125
Absolute carnage.
37.367
In goes Slapper.
38.250
Less of it every time you look.
38.767
The Heel is gone.
39.367
The floor is getting smaller.
40.167
Floppy Joe goes in.
40.467
Another panel gone.
41.558
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
42.633
The floor is getting smaller.
42.800
Tube Sock goes in.
43.692
Less of it every time you look.
44.200
Down to the last two.
44.742
Less of it every time you look.
45.775
Less of it every time you look.
46.800
There goes another one.
47.808
Another panel gone.
48.808
No idea what happened there.
49.792
The floor is getting smaller.
50.775
No idea what happened there.
51.733
That is the sport, right there.
52.692
It is chaos out there.
53.642
They will not want to see that again.
54.575
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
55.500
Look at the state of it.
56.408
There goes another one.
56.583
Honey Mustard is gone.
57.317
Well, that was always going to happen.
58.592
Yolk takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Floppy Joe 37.125 Floppy Joe 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Honey Mustard 53.642 Honey Mustard 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 8 2/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 11 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 15 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 16 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 18 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 19 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 21 2/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 28 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
152 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 14-3-11-14-7.
11.55
1
Big Randy The Noodles
131 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 16-8-4-15-16.
19.01
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
136 starts, 4 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 9-16-5-10-4.
20.07
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
118 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-12-1-1-3.
16.23
22
Butter Bean The Beans
133 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 15-13-11-3-14.
28.31
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
138 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 2-7-14-7-10.
12.66
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
144 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 14-7-7-6-7.
11.18
4
Radiator Basement Heat
123 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 10-12-5-6-13.
14.97
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
143 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 1-16-15-9-14.
12.75
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
127 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 14-6-9-9-1.
18.35
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
137 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 1-3-16-1-15.
8.22
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
135 starts, 12 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 6-11-13-1-12.
7.64
8
Slapper The Pucks
131 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 10-12-16-2-15.
37.26
4
Wide Load The Pucks
140 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 9-5-10-7-14.
9.74
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
126 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 16-13-12-2-12.
34.27
2
Squish The Soft Boys
137 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 14-1-5-7-15.
13.41

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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