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Floor · Season 6 · Round 29

The Scaffold — Team Pack Race

The Scaffold · The Scaffold · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch Fast collapse Peg chaos Fast lava
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Sweaty Gerald wins at The Scaffold

Sweaty Gerald took The Scaffold — Team Pack Race for the The Beans. Old Gristle finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 31.592 — 6 +5 4 18.6
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 30.808 — 11 +9 2 18.9
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 18.517 — 13 +10 0 20.3
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 16.758 — 7 +3 2 20.5
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 16.350 — 3 -2 4 20.9
6 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 16.283 — 12 +6 1 19.7
7 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 15.667 — 10 +3 0 20.1
8 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 15.442 — 9 +1 3 20.8
9 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 15.000 — 1 -8 3 20.6
10 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 13.983 — 16 +6 4 19.6
11 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 13.008 — 4 -7 0 17.6
12 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 12.492 — 2 -10 5 20.5
13 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 11.517 — 5 -8 1 19.3
14 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 11.167 — 8 -6 0 20.5
15 Slapper PCK The Pucks 7.992 — 14 -1 2 19.5
16 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 7.692 — 15 -1 2 19.2
0.000
The floor is live.
4.833
Custard is in trouble here.
5.000
There goes another one.
6.175
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
7.333
The floor is getting smaller.
7.692
Custard is gone. Recent finishes: 5-4-7-4-5.
8.467
And it all goes wrong.
9.092
Slapper is gone.
9.583
There goes another one.
10.675
Another panel gone.
11.167
In goes Radiator.
11.750
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
12.567
That is Refried Ron finished. Recent finishes: 14-5-14-15-7.
12.808
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
13.850
No idea what happened there.
13.967
In goes Big Randy.
14.875
And it all goes wrong.
15.367
Tube Sock is gone.
15.883
You do not see that every day.
16.767
That is Yolk finished.
16.875
The floor is getting smaller.
17.850
There goes another one.
18.167
In goes Floppy Joe.
18.817
Another panel gone.
19.567
Honey Mustard is gone.
19.758
Less of it every time you look.
20.692
There goes another one.
20.967
That is Stubbs finished.
21.617
There goes another one.
22.367
That is The Lieutenant finished. Recent finishes: 9-2-3-3-1.
22.517
Another panel gone.
23.417
There goes another one.
23.767
That is Damp Kevin finished.
24.292
The floor is getting smaller.
25.167
The Unit goes in. Recent finishes: 6-10-5-5-5.
25.167
Another panel gone.
26.025
Extraordinary scenes.
26.567
In goes Wide Load. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-2-1.
26.867
Another panel gone.
27.700
The floor is getting smaller.
27.967
Down to the last two.
28.525
Absolute carnage.
29.342
It is chaos out there.
30.142
It is chaos out there.
30.808
In goes Old Gristle.
30.933
You do not see that every day.
31.717
The floor is getting smaller.
32.208
Sweaty Gerald goes in.
32.492
That is the sport, right there.
33.258
Less of it every time you look.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 14 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 15 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 16 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 18 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 18 2/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 21 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
155 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 2-13-14-14-3.
13.13
1
Big Randy The Noodles
131 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 16-8-4-15-16.
25.34
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
130 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 4-12-3-8-8.
9.71
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
120 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 14-8-12-12-1.
16.21
5
Refried Ron The Beans
146 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 16-14-12-7-11.
35.97
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
138 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 2-7-14-7-10.
13.32
1
The Unit Basement Heat
139 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-10-10-4-9.
17.34
4
Radiator Basement Heat
126 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 8-5-1-10-12.
10.52
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
129 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 14-3-14-6-9.
17.67
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
145 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-9-1-16-15.
20.79
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
140 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 15-1-13-1-3.
13.01
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
131 starts, 19 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 10-8-9-14-11.
21.10
4
Wide Load The Pucks
142 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 10-10-9-5-10.
15.47
8
Slapper The Pucks
134 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 11-2-6-10-12.
17.34
21
Custard The Soft Boys
131 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 3-5-8-9-2.
4.93
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
128 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 6-9-16-13-12.
19.96

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

The heaviest lurch and a random drop order. The one floor where standing in the middle of a full deck is not safe.

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