· Season 9 · Round 11
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win
Puck Yeah took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Honey Mustard finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 8:15.438 | — | 11 | +10 | 36 | 15.0 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:40.745 | +25.31 | 6 | +4 | 37 | 15.0 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:43.305 | +27.87 | 13 | +10 | 32 | 14.1 |
| 4 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 8:51.933 | +36.50 | 4 | 0 | 39 | 13.3 |
| 5 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 9:03.439 | +48.00 | 9 | +4 | 36 | 15.7 |
| 6 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 9:14.411 | +58.97 | 8 | +2 | 36 | 14.3 |
| 7 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 9:17.333 | +61.90 | 14 | +7 | 40 | 13.1 |
| 8 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 9:41.727 | +86.29 | 12 | +4 | 37 | 12.7 |
| 9 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 9:42.878 | +87.44 | 5 | -4 | 35 | 15.1 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:44.267 | +88.83 | 7 | -3 | 34 | 14.2 |
| 11 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 9:52.095 | +96.66 | 1 | -10 | 48 | 12.8 |
| 12 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 9:54.167 | +98.73 | 3 | -9 | 43 | 13.0 |
| 13 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 9:55.550 | +100.11 | 10 | -3 | 37 | 12.1 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:00.450 | +105.01 | 2 | -12 | 46 | 14.9 |
| 15 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 10:07.189 | +111.75 | 15 | 0 | 36 | 13.4 |
| 16 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 10:14.056 | +118.62 | 16 | 0 | 48 | 11.8 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 15.6 contacts an event coming in.
5.067
Puck Yeah goes to the front. Career record: 119 wins from 241, average finish 3.3.
11.389
Up goes Puck Yeah.
14.956
Up goes Chunk. Recent finishes: 1-5-2-2-3.
19.922
And Custard takes flight. Recent finishes: 4-2-3-5-4.
24.033
Chunk is coming through. Recent finishes: 1-5-2-2-3.
27.844
Puck Yeah gets air.
31.511
That is a big one for Crawlspace.
34.917
Wide Load is airborne.
38.706
Crawlspace gets air.
42.294
Big Randy takes a knock.
46.222
They will not want to see that again.
50.150
That is going to sting in the morning.
53.939
Wide Load is completely off the deck.
57.422
And it all goes wrong.
1:01.828
Wide Load is airborne.
1:06.089
And Chunk takes flight.
1:10.472
Heavy contact for Puck Yeah.
1:16.233
And Puck Yeah takes flight.
1:20.033
Gravy is picking them off.
1:23.544
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:27.406
Honey Mustard gets air.
1:31.044
Crawlspace is completely off the deck.
1:34.456
Floppy Joe gets air.
1:38.217
They will not want to see that again.
1:41.700
That is a big one for Chunk.
1:48.094
That is a big one for Honey Mustard.
1:52.033
No idea what happened there.
1:56.306
You do not see that every day.
2:00.928
Honey Mustard has it.
2:01.144
Look at that.
2:04.544
Puck Yeah takes it.
2:11.572
Custard takes a knock.
2:16.317
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Refried Ron | 1.567 | Refried Ron 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 5.000 | Gravy 2.867 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 7.639 | Custard 2.511 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 10.633 | Chunk 2.795 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 12.294 | Puck Yeah 1.661 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Puck Yeah | 20.600 | Puck Yeah 8.306 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 23.244 | Puck Yeah 2.644 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Puck Yeah | 24.517 | Puck Yeah 1.273 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 26.128 | Honey Mustard 1.500 |
| The Drops | Metal | Puck Yeah | 27.506 | Honey Mustard 1.333 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Puck Yeah | 28.794 | Puck Yeah 1.288 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 30.089 | Honey Mustard 1.267 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 31.961 | Chunk 1.789 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 37.594 | Chunk 4.561 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Puck Yeah | 40.917 | Honey Mustard 3.195 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 42.800 | Chunk 1.834 |
| The Drops | Hard | Puck Yeah | 44.439 | Puck Yeah 1.639 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 46.500 | Puck Yeah 2.061 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 48.261 | Chunk 1.344 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 51.606 | Chunk 2.428 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 53.111 | Chunk 1.344 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 54.850 | Honey Mustard 1.711 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Puck Yeah | 55.872 | Refried Ron 0.561 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 1:09.178 | Wide Load 2.767 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:12.089 | Stubbs 1.244 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:15.456 | Stubbs 1.300 |
| The Drops | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:17.144 | Stubbs 1.156 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:18.406 | Wide Load 1.228 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Puck Yeah | 1:20.872 | Wide Load 1.656 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:22.428 | Wide Load 0.838 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:24.578 | Wide Load 1.328 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:26.100 | Wide Load 1.117 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:28.317 | Wide Load 1.828 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:30.072 | Honey Mustard 1.689 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:34.006 | Stubbs 2.945 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:39.033 | Chunk 3.233 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:41.267 | Wide Load 2.128 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:43.650 | Refried Ron 2.306 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:45.656 | Puck Yeah 2.006 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:49.378 | Wide Load 3.684 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:52.033 | Tender Greg 2.616 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:56.139 | Chunk 3.739 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:59.094 | Wide Load 2.828 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 2:02.867 | Honey Mustard 1.178 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 2:03.928 | Honey Mustard 1.061 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 4 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 7 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 10 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 21 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 27 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 28 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared1
Big Randy
The Noodles · HOME
231 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-12-7-7-6.
109.48
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · HOME
206 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 13-8-7-6-8.
73.12
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · HOME
215 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 8-6-4-4-7.
65.18
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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