· Season 9 · Round 29
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Honey Mustard finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 8:17.856 | — | 4 | +3 | 34 | 13.2 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:47.455 | +29.60 | 9 | +7 | 36 | 13.9 |
| 3 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 8:50.573 | +32.72 | 1 | -2 | 36 | 13.5 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 8:51.794 | +33.94 | 11 | +7 | 41 | 15.4 |
| 5 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 9:06.177 | +48.32 | 3 | -2 | 44 | 14.4 |
| 6 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 9:07.395 | +49.54 | 2 | -4 | 30 | 14.5 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:09.817 | +51.96 | 8 | +1 | 23 | 13.9 |
| 8 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 9:40.590 | +82.73 | 15 | +7 | 46 | 12.3 |
| 9 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 9:41.361 | +83.51 | 5 | -4 | 41 | 14.2 |
| 10 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:48.071 | +90.22 | 14 | +4 | 35 | 13.6 |
| 11 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 9:48.312 | +90.46 | 16 | +5 | 33 | 12.9 |
| 12 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 9:56.816 | +98.96 | 13 | +1 | 45 | 13.8 |
| 13 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 10:01.289 | +103.43 | 12 | -1 | 30 | 13.2 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:13.333 | +115.48 | 7 | -7 | 54 | 16.2 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:14.711 | +116.86 | 10 | -5 | 51 | 14.9 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:19.712 | +121.86 | 6 | -10 | 41 | 14.6 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 16.7 contacts an event coming in.
6.761
Right into it goes Wide Load. Averaging 13.0 contacts an event coming in.
10.867
Wide Load has the lead. Career record: 100 wins from 229, average finish 3.6.
14.283
Floppy Joe gets air.
18.100
Well, that was always going to happen.
22.233
The lead changes hands. Wide Load.
27.500
The lead changes hands. Yolk.
31.367
That is going to sting in the morning.
34.950
That is Chunk parked.
38.350
And Gravy takes flight.
41.750
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 4-4-3-2-3.
45.256
Chunk is airborne. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-2-1.
48.928
Look at that.
52.878
No idea what happened there.
56.556
Up goes Floppy Joe.
1:00.144
Custard is completely off the deck.
1:04.033
That is not going to help.
1:08.283
Big air for Butter Bean.
1:12.033
Lil Nugget is coming through.
1:15.533
Yolk goes to the front.
1:18.994
Yolk is completely off the deck.
1:24.633
The Coaster gets air.
1:28.033
The Coaster is making ground.
1:31.611
Up goes Floppy Joe.
1:35.294
Big air for Tube Sock.
1:38.761
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:42.728
That is not going to help.
1:46.822
Chunk gets hit hard.
1:51.172
Refried Ron finds trouble.
1:59.294
Honey Mustard finds trouble.
2:05.550
Yolk has it.
2:08.550
Wide Load takes it.
2:13.311
Big Randy finds trouble.
2:17.367
Right into it goes The Heel.
2:29.250
It is chaos out there.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Big Randy | 1.594 | Big Randy 1.594 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Wide Load | 5.128 | Wide Load 2.867 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Chunk | 7.472 | Refried Ron 2.167 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Wide Load | 10.850 | Yolk 3.105 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Wide Load | 12.883 | Yolk 1.706 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Wide Load | 21.744 | The Coaster 7.456 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 24.639 | Wide Load 2.895 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Yolk | 27.344 | Floppy Joe 1.467 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Yolk | 28.933 | Yolk 1.589 |
| The Drops | Metal | Yolk | 30.283 | Yolk 1.350 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Yolk | 31.694 | Yolk 1.411 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Yolk | 33.094 | Chunk 1.361 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Yolk | 35.339 | Chunk 1.861 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Yolk | 41.517 | Wide Load 5.567 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Yolk | 44.928 | Wide Load 3.205 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Yolk | 46.878 | Wide Load 1.822 |
| The Drops | Hard | Yolk | 48.667 | Wide Load 1.645 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Yolk | 50.928 | Wide Load 2.022 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Yolk | 52.589 | Wide Load 1.345 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Yolk | 55.517 | Honey Mustard 2.266 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Wide Load | 57.117 | Gravy 1.411 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 59.339 | Lil Nugget 1.856 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Wide Load | 1:08.050 | Tube Sock 0.622 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 1:10.739 | The Coaster 2.606 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Wide Load | 1:13.617 | The Coaster 1.244 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Yolk | 1:16.572 | Lil Nugget 1.483 |
| The Drops | Metal | Yolk | 1:18.200 | Lil Nugget 1.300 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Yolk | 1:19.478 | Lil Nugget 1.117 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Yolk | 1:21.522 | Lil Nugget 1.577 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Yolk | 1:22.650 | Lil Nugget 0.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Yolk | 1:24.917 | Gravy 1.378 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Yolk | 1:26.700 | The Coaster 1.267 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Yolk | 1:29.061 | The Coaster 1.411 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Yolk | 1:31.433 | Wide Load 2.122 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:35.478 | Big Randy 3.727 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:39.228 | The Coaster 3.673 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:41.378 | Wide Load 2.150 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 1:43.761 | Honey Mustard 2.016 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:46.700 | The Coaster 1.994 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Yolk | 1:50.911 | The Coaster 3.533 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:54.644 | Yolk 2.517 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Yolk | 1:58.444 | Chunk 4.017 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Yolk | 2:01.444 | The Coaster 2.728 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Yolk | 2:06.061 | Lil Nugget 1.278 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Yolk | 2:08.550 | Lil Nugget 1.178 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 8 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 12 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 13 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 21 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 21 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 28 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · HOME
215 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-4-6-15-8.
82.35
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · HOME
244 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 7-5-2-3-10.
27.68
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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