Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 9 · Round 29

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Honey Mustard finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 8:17.856 4 +3 34 13.2
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:47.455 +29.60 9 +7 36 13.9
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 8:50.573 +32.72 1 -2 36 13.5
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 8:51.794 +33.94 11 +7 41 15.4
5 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 9:06.177 +48.32 3 -2 44 14.4
6 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 9:07.395 +49.54 2 -4 30 14.5
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:09.817 +51.96 8 +1 23 13.9
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 9:40.590 +82.73 15 +7 46 12.3
9 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 9:41.361 +83.51 5 -4 41 14.2
10 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 9:48.071 +90.22 14 +4 35 13.6
11 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 9:48.312 +90.46 16 +5 33 12.9
12 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 9:56.816 +98.96 13 +1 45 13.8
13 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 10:01.289 +103.43 12 -1 30 13.2
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:13.333 +115.48 7 -7 54 16.2
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:14.711 +116.86 10 -5 51 14.9
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:19.712 +121.86 6 -10 41 14.6
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 16.7 contacts an event coming in.
6.761
Right into it goes Wide Load. Averaging 13.0 contacts an event coming in.
10.867
Wide Load has the lead. Career record: 100 wins from 229, average finish 3.6.
14.283
Floppy Joe gets air.
18.100
Well, that was always going to happen.
22.233
The lead changes hands. Wide Load.
27.500
The lead changes hands. Yolk.
31.367
That is going to sting in the morning.
34.950
That is Chunk parked.
38.350
And Gravy takes flight.
41.750
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 4-4-3-2-3.
45.256
Chunk is airborne. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-2-1.
48.928
Look at that.
52.878
No idea what happened there.
56.556
Up goes Floppy Joe.
1:00.144
Custard is completely off the deck.
1:04.033
That is not going to help.
1:08.283
Big air for Butter Bean.
1:12.033
Lil Nugget is coming through.
1:15.533
Yolk goes to the front.
1:18.994
Yolk is completely off the deck.
1:24.633
The Coaster gets air.
1:28.033
The Coaster is making ground.
1:31.611
Up goes Floppy Joe.
1:35.294
Big air for Tube Sock.
1:38.761
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:42.728
That is not going to help.
1:46.822
Chunk gets hit hard.
1:51.172
Refried Ron finds trouble.
1:59.294
Honey Mustard finds trouble.
2:05.550
Yolk has it.
2:08.550
Wide Load takes it.
2:13.311
Big Randy finds trouble.
2:17.367
Right into it goes The Heel.
2:29.250
It is chaos out there.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Big Randy 1.594 Big Randy 1.594
Smooth Descent Carpet Wide Load 5.128 Wide Load 2.867
Sweeping Curve Carpet Chunk 7.472 Refried Ron 2.167
Smooth Descent Carpet Wide Load 10.850 Yolk 3.105
The Drops Carpet Wide Load 12.883 Yolk 1.706
The Spiral Metal Wide Load 21.744 The Coaster 7.456
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Wide Load 24.639 Wide Load 2.895
Rotating Drum Metal Yolk 27.344 Floppy Joe 1.467
Narrow Pipe Metal Yolk 28.933 Yolk 1.589
The Drops Metal Yolk 30.283 Yolk 1.350
Stairwell Hard Yolk 31.694 Yolk 1.411
Carpet Flat Carpet Yolk 33.094 Chunk 1.361
Tight Curve Carpet Yolk 35.339 Chunk 1.861
The Hairpin Smooth Yolk 41.517 Wide Load 5.567
Stairwell Hard Yolk 44.928 Wide Load 3.205
Fabric Run Soft fabric Yolk 46.878 Wide Load 1.822
The Drops Hard Yolk 48.667 Wide Load 1.645
Carpet Flat Carpet Yolk 50.928 Wide Load 2.022
Fabric Run Soft fabric Yolk 52.589 Wide Load 1.345
Sweeping Curve Carpet Yolk 55.517 Honey Mustard 2.266
The Kicker Smooth Wide Load 57.117 Gravy 1.411
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 59.339 Lil Nugget 1.856
The Spiral Metal Wide Load 1:08.050 Tube Sock 0.622
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Wide Load 1:10.739 The Coaster 2.606
Rotating Drum Metal Wide Load 1:13.617 The Coaster 1.244
Narrow Pipe Metal Yolk 1:16.572 Lil Nugget 1.483
The Drops Metal Yolk 1:18.200 Lil Nugget 1.300
Peg Field Hard Yolk 1:19.478 Lil Nugget 1.117
The Pinball Table Slick Yolk 1:21.522 Lil Nugget 1.577
Collision Funnel Hard Yolk 1:22.650 Lil Nugget 0.800
Smooth Descent Hard Yolk 1:24.917 Gravy 1.378
Barrier Run Smooth Yolk 1:26.700 The Coaster 1.267
Sweeping Curve Smooth Yolk 1:29.061 The Coaster 1.411
Bounce Pads Smooth Yolk 1:31.433 Wide Load 2.122
S-Bend Smooth Wide Load 1:35.478 Big Randy 3.727
Tight Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:39.228 The Coaster 3.673
The Funnel Smooth Wide Load 1:41.378 Wide Load 2.150
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 1:43.761 Honey Mustard 2.016
The Gauntlet Smooth Wide Load 1:46.700 The Coaster 1.994
The Hairpin Smooth Yolk 1:50.911 The Coaster 3.533
Split Route Smooth Wide Load 1:54.644 Yolk 2.517
Sweeping Curve Carpet Yolk 1:58.444 Chunk 4.017
Final Sprint Carpet Yolk 2:01.444 The Coaster 2.728
Target Zone Carpet Yolk 2:06.061 Lil Nugget 1.278
Exit Gate Carpet Yolk 2:08.550 Lil Nugget 1.178
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 4 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 8 1/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 12 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 13 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 21 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 21 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 28 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · HOME
215 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-4-6-15-8.
82.35
1
Big Randy The Noodles · HOME
239 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 9-7-4-6-13.
61.75
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
236 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-6-3-6-14.
78.10
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
242 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-12-5-6-5.
73.53
5
Refried Ron The Beans
235 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 13-8-6-7-16.
201.87
22
Butter Bean The Beans
238 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-6-7-3-11.
72.65
1
The Unit Basement Heat
239 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-5-12-4-6.
81.15
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
238 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 11-8-4-15-5.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
243 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-7-5-3.
8.54
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
229 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-7-7-5-2.
8.72
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · HOME
248 starts, 73 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-2-2-1-1.
4.13
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · HOME
216 starts, 53 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-1-2-4-1.
5.14
4
Wide Load The Pucks
226 starts, 98 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-8-8-1-13.
12.11
3
The Coaster The Pucks
241 starts, 110 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-2-1-8-1.
4.20
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · HOME
245 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-11-2-3-1.
39.53
21
Custard The Soft Boys · HOME
244 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 7-5-2-3-10.
27.68

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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