· Season 9 · Round 32
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Chunk finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 8:06.967 | — | 2 | +1 | 44 | 14.6 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:32.649 | +85.68 | 10 | +8 | 46 | 13.1 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:53.611 | +106.64 | 8 | +5 | 44 | 12.3 |
| 4 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 10:01.121 | +114.15 | 11 | +7 | 40 | 11.5 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:08.861 | +121.89 | 16 | +11 | 43 | 12.8 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 10:10.328 | +123.36 | 4 | -2 | 26 | 20.5 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 10:12.995 | +126.03 | 9 | +2 | 44 | 13.1 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:23.055 | +136.09 | 15 | +7 | 52 | 13.5 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:26.077 | +139.11 | 14 | +5 | 53 | 12.8 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 10:29.456 | +142.49 | 7 | -3 | 38 | 14.0 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:37.977 | +151.01 | 6 | -5 | 48 | 11.0 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:45.167 | +158.20 | 13 | +1 | 37 | 12.8 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 10:51.123 | +164.16 | 12 | -1 | 42 | 13.6 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 10:53.672 | +166.71 | 1 | -13 | 42 | 13.8 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:56.116 | +169.15 | 5 | -10 | 50 | 11.2 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 11:26.523 | +199.56 | 3 | -13 | 12 | 11.1 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 17.1 contacts an event coming in.
5.200
The Coaster takes the lead. Career record: 113 wins from 247, average finish 3.3.
9.067
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
12.878
The Coaster is airborne.
16.939
Honey Mustard gets air.
20.522
Up goes Old Gristle. Recent finishes: 2-2-4-1-6.
24.033
Refried Ron finds trouble.
27.583
And it all goes wrong. That is 72 non-finishes in 242 career starts.
31.256
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 17.3 contacts an event coming in.
38.228
That is going to sting in the morning.
42.722
Oh dear.
46.906
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
53.317
Absolute carnage.
57.206
And it all goes wrong.
1:01.717
Absolute carnage.
1:06.028
Up goes Chunk.
1:09.883
The Coaster gets hit hard.
1:13.811
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:17.433
Up goes Yolk.
1:20.883
That is not going to help.
1:24.794
Oh dear.
1:29.006
They will not want to see that again.
1:32.517
And it all goes wrong.
1:36.033
Yolk cannot hold position.
1:40.094
Up goes Honey Mustard.
1:44.761
Chunk is completely off the deck.
1:48.289
Big air for Chunk.
1:51.939
That is not going to help.
1:55.583
Old Gristle is airborne.
1:59.061
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:59.500
Chunk is going to win this.
2:02.500
Crawlspace is completely off the deck.
2:05.900
It is Slapper!
2:09.606
And Second Sock takes flight.
2:13.317
Second Sock is airborne.
2:18.844
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:26.850
Heavy contact for The Heel.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | The Heel | 1.594 | Pilot Light 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 5.083 | The Coaster 2.827 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Coaster | 7.489 | The Coaster 2.406 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 10.422 | The Coaster 2.933 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 12.100 | Slapper 1.656 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Coaster | 13.789 | Honey Mustard 1.283 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | The Coaster | 15.906 | Lil Nugget 1.828 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | The Coaster | 16.983 | Honey Mustard 0.933 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 18.917 | Honey Mustard 1.417 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | The Coaster | 20.417 | Yolk 1.472 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 22.494 | The Coaster 2.077 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 24.294 | Chunk 1.794 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Coaster | 27.467 | The Coaster 3.173 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 31.111 | The Coaster 3.644 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Coaster | 33.272 | The Coaster 2.161 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 35.583 | Lil Nugget 2.111 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Coaster | 37.572 | Chunk 1.983 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 41.078 | The Coaster 3.506 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Coaster | 44.283 | Chunk 3.016 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Coaster | 48.589 | Chunk 3.884 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 51.217 | Chunk 2.216 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 55.000 | Chunk 2.539 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:00.967 | Custard 5.461 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Coaster | 1:04.211 | Slapper 3.239 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 1:06.139 | Slapper 1.828 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 1:07.833 | Slapper 1.683 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Coaster | 1:09.111 | The Coaster 1.278 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | The Coaster | 1:11.544 | Honey Mustard 1.861 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | The Coaster | 1:12.889 | Chunk 0.878 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Chunk | 1:15.944 | Chunk 1.383 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Chunk | 1:20.289 | Honey Mustard 1.222 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Chunk | 1:22.606 | Slapper 2.089 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Chunk | 1:24.683 | Honey Mustard 1.661 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:27.689 | Honey Mustard 2.228 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:29.739 | Honey Mustard 2.050 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Honey Mustard | 1:32.194 | Chunk 2.416 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:34.117 | Honey Mustard 1.923 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:36.228 | Honey Mustard 2.111 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:37.172 | Chunk 0.933 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:38.706 | Honey Mustard 1.534 |
| The Gap | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:40.989 | Slapper 1.789 |
| The Drops | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:42.956 | Slapper 1.211 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:45.022 | Slapper 1.816 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:47.833 | Slapper 2.134 |
| Big Air | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:51.100 | Old Gristle 2.544 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:53.278 | Old Gristle 1.911 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:55.583 | Old Gristle 2.161 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:58.172 | Chunk 2.256 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Chunk | 2:01.633 | Chunk 0.944 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | Chunk | 2:02.500 | Chunk 0.867 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 0/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 7 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 14 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 19 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 20 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared5
Refried Ron
The Beans · HOME
237 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 15-8-13-8-6.
180.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · HOME
239 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-11-8-4-15.
147.19
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · HOME
241 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-4-10-5-5.
53.05
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · HOME
246 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 7-3-3-3-3.
14.02
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · HOME
230 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-3-7-7-5.
9.57
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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