· Season 9 · Round 44
The Service Core — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:13.867 | — | 10 | +9 | 45 | 13.9 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 8:27.928 | +14.06 | 3 | +1 | 41 | 15.7 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:28.617 | +14.75 | 1 | -2 | 46 | 15.0 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 9:15.100 | +61.23 | 6 | +2 | 47 | 14.2 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 9:38.416 | +84.55 | 4 | -1 | 45 | 15.2 |
| 6 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 9:46.622 | +92.76 | 8 | +2 | 48 | 13.7 |
| 7 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 9:46.667 | +92.80 | 11 | +4 | 42 | 13.4 |
| 8 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 9:48.284 | +94.42 | 13 | +5 | 52 | 14.6 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:52.667 | +98.80 | 14 | +5 | 23 | 19.5 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 9:55.839 | +101.97 | 7 | -3 | 50 | 13.7 |
| 11 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 10:00.272 | +106.41 | 12 | +1 | 47 | 12.8 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:03.801 | +109.93 | 15 | +3 | 53 | 13.9 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 10:14.629 | +120.76 | 9 | -4 | 43 | 14.4 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 10:32.501 | +138.63 | 2 | -12 | 11 | 23.9 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 10:38.490 | +144.62 | 5 | -10 | 44 | 14.8 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 11:02.890 | +169.02 | 16 | 0 | 47 | 14.3 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
6.867
Well, that was always going to happen.
11.200
Gravy goes to the front.
14.856
Puck Yeah gets air. Recent finishes: 3-14-1-1-1.
18.361
Refried Ron is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 5-10-7-5-14.
21.828
Big air for Refried Ron.
26.717
And Old Gristle takes flight.
31.433
Gravy is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 2-7-2-4-2.
35.739
Tender Greg gets air.
39.339
Up goes Floppy Joe. Recent finishes: 7-11-8-7-11.
42.767
That is the sport, right there.
46.228
Wide Load is completely off the deck.
50.089
Big air for Damp Kevin.
56.033
Floppy Joe is going backwards.
1:00.100
And it's Gravy in front now. Career record: 54 wins from 231, average finish 3.8.
1:04.006
Gravy gets air.
1:07.544
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:11.022
Big air for Big Randy.
1:15.489
Big air for Floppy Joe.
1:20.033
Squish is coming through.
1:27.422
Up goes Gravy.
1:30.833
Big air for Old Gristle.
1:34.539
Extraordinary scenes.
1:38.506
It is chaos out there.
1:41.967
And Damp Kevin takes flight.
1:45.594
Big air for Thick Rick.
1:49.072
They will not want to see that again.
1:53.217
And Tender Greg takes flight.
1:57.239
That is not going to help.
1:59.411
Here comes Gravy.
2:00.833
No idea what happened there.
2:04.233
It is Old Gristle!
2:07.806
And it all goes wrong.
2:11.850
That is a big one for Big Randy.
2:15.372
Absolute carnage.
2:20.128
Absolute carnage.
2:23.611
That is going to sting in the morning.
2:31.067
Look at that.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Big Randy | 1.594 | Tender Greg 1.589 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Old Gristle | 5.039 | Gravy 2.855 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Old Gristle | 7.400 | Squish 2.355 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Gravy | 10.917 | Puck Yeah 2.889 |
| The Drops | Metal | Gravy | 12.594 | Gravy 1.677 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Gravy | 13.850 | Gravy 1.256 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Gravy | 15.489 | Gravy 1.639 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Gravy | 16.483 | Gravy 0.994 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Gravy | 18.394 | Squish 1.872 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Gravy | 19.917 | Wide Load 1.511 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Gravy | 21.861 | Wide Load 1.894 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Gravy | 24.389 | Puck Yeah 2.517 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Gravy | 27.811 | Wide Load 3.344 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Gravy | 30.683 | Tender Greg 1.511 |
| The Drops | Metal | Gravy | 32.311 | Tender Greg 1.500 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Gravy | 33.650 | Puck Yeah 1.233 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Gravy | 35.478 | Wide Load 1.672 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Gravy | 36.894 | Gravy 1.416 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Gravy | 38.567 | Old Gristle 1.517 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Thick Rick | 44.761 | Thick Rick 3.539 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Thick Rick | 49.056 | Tender Greg 2.111 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Thick Rick | 51.622 | Stubbs 2.383 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Thick Rick | 53.817 | Stubbs 2.045 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Thick Rick | 56.500 | Wide Load 1.994 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Gravy | 1:02.039 | Wide Load 4.012 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Gravy | 1:03.789 | Gravy 1.750 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Gravy | 1:06.411 | Radiator 1.473 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Gravy | 1:20.022 | Wide Load 13.217 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Gravy | 1:22.822 | Stubbs 1.317 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Gravy | 1:26.667 | Stubbs 1.400 |
| The Drops | Metal | Gravy | 1:28.300 | Stubbs 1.294 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Gravy | 1:29.567 | Stubbs 1.084 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Gravy | 1:31.378 | Gravy 1.811 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Gravy | 1:32.233 | Gravy 0.855 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Gravy | 1:33.556 | Gravy 1.323 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Gravy | 1:34.689 | Gravy 1.133 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Gravy | 1:36.644 | Wide Load 1.811 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Gravy | 1:38.206 | Gravy 1.562 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Gravy | 1:39.506 | Gravy 1.300 |
| The Gap | Hard | Gravy | 1:40.878 | Gravy 1.372 |
| The Drops | Hard | Gravy | 1:42.000 | Gravy 1.122 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Gravy | 1:43.594 | Gravy 1.594 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Gravy | 1:45.706 | Wide Load 2.111 |
| Big Air | Metal | Gravy | 1:48.689 | Gravy 2.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Gravy | 1:50.817 | Tender Greg 2.094 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Gravy | 1:53.306 | Wide Load 2.344 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Gravy | 1:55.800 | Gravy 2.494 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Gravy | 2:00.044 | Thick Rick 1.133 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Gravy | 2:02.411 | Thick Rick 1.017 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Basement Heat | 14 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 17 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 19 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 20 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 20 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 28 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · HOME
247 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-6-8-6.
30.65
Course preview
49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.
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