Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 9 · Round 44

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:13.867 10 +9 45 13.9
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 8:27.928 +14.06 3 +1 41 15.7
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:28.617 +14.75 1 -2 46 15.0
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 9:15.100 +61.23 6 +2 47 14.2
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 9:38.416 +84.55 4 -1 45 15.2
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 9:46.622 +92.76 8 +2 48 13.7
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 9:46.667 +92.80 11 +4 42 13.4
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 9:48.284 +94.42 13 +5 52 14.6
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 9:52.667 +98.80 14 +5 23 19.5
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 9:55.839 +101.97 7 -3 50 13.7
11 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 10:00.272 +106.41 12 +1 47 12.8
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:03.801 +109.93 15 +3 53 13.9
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 10:14.629 +120.76 9 -4 43 14.4
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 10:32.501 +138.63 2 -12 11 23.9
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 10:38.490 +144.62 5 -10 44 14.8
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 11:02.890 +169.02 16 0 47 14.3
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
6.867
Well, that was always going to happen.
11.200
Gravy goes to the front.
14.856
Puck Yeah gets air. Recent finishes: 3-14-1-1-1.
18.361
Refried Ron is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 5-10-7-5-14.
21.828
Big air for Refried Ron.
26.717
And Old Gristle takes flight.
31.433
Gravy is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 2-7-2-4-2.
35.739
Tender Greg gets air.
39.339
Up goes Floppy Joe. Recent finishes: 7-11-8-7-11.
42.767
That is the sport, right there.
46.228
Wide Load is completely off the deck.
50.089
Big air for Damp Kevin.
56.033
Floppy Joe is going backwards.
1:00.100
And it's Gravy in front now. Career record: 54 wins from 231, average finish 3.8.
1:04.006
Gravy gets air.
1:07.544
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:11.022
Big air for Big Randy.
1:15.489
Big air for Floppy Joe.
1:20.033
Squish is coming through.
1:27.422
Up goes Gravy.
1:30.833
Big air for Old Gristle.
1:34.539
Extraordinary scenes.
1:38.506
It is chaos out there.
1:41.967
And Damp Kevin takes flight.
1:45.594
Big air for Thick Rick.
1:49.072
They will not want to see that again.
1:53.217
And Tender Greg takes flight.
1:57.239
That is not going to help.
1:59.411
Here comes Gravy.
2:00.833
No idea what happened there.
2:04.233
It is Old Gristle!
2:07.806
And it all goes wrong.
2:11.850
That is a big one for Big Randy.
2:15.372
Absolute carnage.
2:20.128
Absolute carnage.
2:23.611
That is going to sting in the morning.
2:31.067
Look at that.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Big Randy 1.594 Tender Greg 1.589
Smooth Descent Metal Old Gristle 5.039 Gravy 2.855
Sweeping Curve Metal Old Gristle 7.400 Squish 2.355
Smooth Descent Metal Gravy 10.917 Puck Yeah 2.889
The Drops Metal Gravy 12.594 Gravy 1.677
Peg Field Hard Gravy 13.850 Gravy 1.256
The Pinball Table Slick Gravy 15.489 Gravy 1.639
Collision Funnel Hard Gravy 16.483 Gravy 0.994
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 18.394 Squish 1.872
Barrier Run Smooth Gravy 19.917 Wide Load 1.511
Sweeping Curve Smooth Gravy 21.861 Wide Load 1.894
Bounce Pads Smooth Gravy 24.389 Puck Yeah 2.517
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Gravy 27.811 Wide Load 3.344
Narrow Pipe Metal Gravy 30.683 Tender Greg 1.511
The Drops Metal Gravy 32.311 Tender Greg 1.500
Rotating Drum Metal Gravy 33.650 Puck Yeah 1.233
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Gravy 35.478 Wide Load 1.672
The Washboard Metal Gravy 36.894 Gravy 1.416
Slick Floor Slick Gravy 38.567 Old Gristle 1.517
S-Bend Smooth Thick Rick 44.761 Thick Rick 3.539
Tight Curve Smooth Thick Rick 49.056 Tender Greg 2.111
The Funnel Smooth Thick Rick 51.622 Stubbs 2.383
Narrow Pipe Metal Thick Rick 53.817 Stubbs 2.045
The Gauntlet Smooth Thick Rick 56.500 Wide Load 1.994
The Hairpin Smooth Gravy 1:02.039 Wide Load 4.012
Split Route Smooth Gravy 1:03.789 Gravy 1.750
The Spiral Metal Gravy 1:06.411 Radiator 1.473
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Gravy 1:20.022 Wide Load 13.217
Rotating Drum Metal Gravy 1:22.822 Stubbs 1.317
Narrow Pipe Metal Gravy 1:26.667 Stubbs 1.400
The Drops Metal Gravy 1:28.300 Stubbs 1.294
Peg Field Hard Gravy 1:29.567 Stubbs 1.084
The Pinball Table Slick Gravy 1:31.378 Gravy 1.811
Collision Funnel Hard Gravy 1:32.233 Gravy 0.855
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 1:33.556 Gravy 1.323
Barrier Run Smooth Gravy 1:34.689 Gravy 1.133
Sweeping Curve Smooth Gravy 1:36.644 Wide Load 1.811
Bounce Pads Smooth Gravy 1:38.206 Gravy 1.562
Bounce Pads Smooth Gravy 1:39.506 Gravy 1.300
The Gap Hard Gravy 1:40.878 Gravy 1.372
The Drops Hard Gravy 1:42.000 Gravy 1.122
Sweeping Curve Smooth Gravy 1:43.594 Gravy 1.594
The Washboard Hard Gravy 1:45.706 Wide Load 2.111
Big Air Metal Gravy 1:48.689 Gravy 2.983
Smooth Descent Smooth Gravy 1:50.817 Tender Greg 2.094
Sweeping Curve Metal Gravy 1:53.306 Wide Load 2.344
Final Sprint Metal Gravy 1:55.800 Gravy 2.494
Target Zone Carpet Gravy 2:00.044 Thick Rick 1.133
Exit Gate Metal Gravy 2:02.411 Thick Rick 1.017
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 3 1/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 14 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 15 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 17 0/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 19 1/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 20 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 20 1/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
247 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-8-12-6-8.
40.43
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
225 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-11-8-4-6.
61.39
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
247 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-6-8-6.
30.65
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
247 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-6-5-8-11.
30.14
5
Refried Ron The Beans
244 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 6-7-15-5-14.
93.64
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
244 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-7-5-8-5.
46.46
4
Radiator Basement Heat
247 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-5-4-7-3.
52.63
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
248 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-13-4-11-7.
45.04
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
242 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-8-5-3-3.
8.03
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
253 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 3-5-3-3-6.
13.49
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
227 starts, 54 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-2-3-2-7.
7.59
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
258 starts, 59 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-2-3-2-2.
6.28
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
257 starts, 129 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-1-1-13.
4.97
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
234 starts, 104 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-4-1-1-1.
6.11
2
Squish The Soft Boys
243 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-3-4-4-2.
20.05
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
235 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-3-4-4-2.
18.02

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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