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Derby · Season 8 · Round 2

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Long John finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:11.958 — 3 +2 21 10.7
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:16.050 +4.09 2 0 12 10.3
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:24.675 +12.72 10 +7 40 11.2
— Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 +1 24 10.3
— The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 +1 20 10.5
— Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -5 18 10.5
— Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 +1 17 10.6
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +5 15 11.6
— Tube Sock RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -5 10 10.3
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -3 11 10.6
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +4 10 11.1
— The Lieutenant RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -1 12 11.5
— The Coaster RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 14 +1 11 11.2
— Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -5 14 10.1
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +1 7 9.7
— Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -4 5 10.6
2.267
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
6.517
That was always going to happen.
10.750
A new leader — Stubbs.
15.458
Look at the state of it.
20.050
Look at Puck Yeah go.
25.717
They felt that in the back row.
30.025
That has come off.
35.392
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 3-2-3-3-3.
40.050
Pilot Light is on the move. Recent finishes: 6-13-7-16-6.
44.000
The Kidney has put Tender Greg out.
50.000
That was always going to happen.
55.300
Lil Nugget has stalled.
1:00.092
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
1:05.600
Yolk takes the lead.
1:07.150
Yolk is out.
1:11.842
Stripped to the shell. Recent finishes: 8-6-7-6-10.
1:20.050
Look at Crawlspace go.
1:24.308
Puck Yeah has put Pilot Light out.
1:29.642
That was always going to happen.
1:37.417
That is Crawlspace taking Puck Yeah with them. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-15-1.
1:41.700
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 13-8-4-7-6.
1:46.225
Tube Sock is going nowhere.
1:54.517
That has come off.
1:56.017
That is The Coaster taking Crawlspace with them.
2:04.392
Stubbs is losing bits.
2:10.058
Big Randy will not take much more.
2:16.025
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
2:24.475
Big Randy is out, and The Kidney did it.
2:29.875
That is a long way off the ground.
2:35.567
The Kidney is in trouble.
2:37.083
The Kidney is out.
2:41.300
And it all goes wrong.
2:45.217
One to go.
2:58.667
Stubbs is airborne!
3:02.717
Sweaty Gerald is out, and Long John did it.
3:08.958
Damp Kevin is coming to the flag.
3:11.958
Damp Kevin wins the derby.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 26.642 Damp Kevin 26.642
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 54.317 Yolk 26.400
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:22.092 Puck Yeah 26.516
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:49.800 Damp Kevin 27.708
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:17.175 Sweaty Gerald 27.208
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:45.217 Sweaty Gerald 26.659
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:11.958 Long John 26.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 8 1/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 9 0/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 10 1/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 17 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 17 0/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 21 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 26 0/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
174 starts, 9 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 8-6-4-10-12.
30.96
7
Long John The Noodles
183 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-3-3-3-7.
6.71
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
176 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-1-2-2-4.
2.01
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
176 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 3-3-5-3-3.
3.91
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
172 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 15-8-10-9-6.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
171 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 10-13-9-4-11.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
159 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 13-15-15-15-16.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
166 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 9-13-5-9-8.
115.87
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
171 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 8-7-12-8-6.
112.47
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
174 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 10-8-13-5-4.
59.02
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
172 starts, 37 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 6-2-2-1-3.
8.55
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
188 starts, 44 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 14-6-6-1-6.
22.47
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
172 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 11-12-14-16-10.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
169 starts, 17 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 15-9-7-11-10.
197.56
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
170 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 16-16-16-16-16.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
183 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 15-15-16-10-15.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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7m ↓15°
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57m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
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Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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