Derby · Season 8 · Round 27
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:23.442 | — | 12 | +11 | 37 | 12.3 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:27.625 | +4.18 | 11 | +9 | 37 | 11.8 |
| 3 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:29.100 | +5.66 | 13 | +10 | 40 | 11.4 |
| 4 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:32.058 | +8.62 | 9 | +5 | 49 | 11.8 |
| 5 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:34.675 | +11.23 | 10 | +5 | 45 | 12.1 |
| 6 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:44.500 | +21.06 | 4 | -2 | 52 | 10.6 |
| 7 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:46.742 | +23.30 | 3 | -4 | 61 | 10.7 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +6 | 21 | 11.7 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -8 | 20 | 10.5 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -2 | 25 | 10.8 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +4 | 27 | 11.0 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -7 | 21 | 10.3 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +3 | 12 | 11.0 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -8 | 12 | 9.3 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -13 | 13 | 9.5 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -9 | 11 | 10.4 |
1.592
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 4-4-12-3-4.
5.992
The Lieutenant is airborne!
12.583
There goes a piece of Yolk. Recent finishes: 4-6-3-7-4.
16.900
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 3-3-5-3-3.
23.842
There goes a piece of Custard.
28.267
There is nothing protecting Pilot Light now. Recent finishes: 8-4-8-8-7.
30.858
Damp Kevin has put Pilot Light out.
33.233
Floppy Joe is out, and Sweaty Gerald did it. Recent finishes: 7-11-8-4-6.
36.558
That is Damp Kevin taking Refried Ron with them.
40.825
There is nothing protecting Yolk now.
47.550
That is real damage.
49.050
Slapper has put Yolk out.
53.617
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
58.950
That was always going to happen.
1:04.617
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
1:10.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:14.400
Stripped to the shell.
1:18.967
Crawlspace will not take much more.
1:20.467
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:21.967
Tube Sock has put Crawlspace out.
1:23.467
That is Tube Sock taking Custard with them.
1:32.242
Thick Rick leaves something behind.
1:36.608
Extraordinary scenes.
1:41.483
Up it goes.
1:42.983
Big Randy is out.
1:44.483
Slapper is out.
1:52.500
There goes a piece of Thick Rick.
2:05.108
Gravy is airborne!
2:09.592
The Lieutenant is losing bits.
2:15.542
And it all goes wrong.
2:20.325
Wide Load is airborne!
2:28.633
Oh, that is a big one.
2:33.792
Up it goes.
2:39.000
They felt that in the back row.
2:43.467
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:56.525
That has come off.
3:02.217
This is the last of it.
3:11.558
Extraordinary scenes.
3:15.850
Stubbs is airborne!
3:20.442
The Lieutenant is coming to the flag.
3:23.442
The Lieutenant wins the derby.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 22.883 | Slapper 22.883 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 43.767 | The Lieutenant 20.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:06.533 | Gravy 19.883 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:27.608 | Gravy 21.075 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:50.558 | Stubbs 20.083 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:14.692 | The Lieutenant 20.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:38.025 | Stubbs 22.392 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 3:02.217 | Wide Load 21.225 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:23.442 | The Lieutenant 21.050 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 11 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 13 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 24 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 24 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 26 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
169 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 10-12-13-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
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38m
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30m
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Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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