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Derby · Season 8 · Round 34

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Heel finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:30.717 — 11 +10 32 10.6
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:42.867 +12.15 4 +2 6 10.0
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.433 +15.72 3 0 7 9.6
4 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:50.925 +20.21 12 +8 37 10.6
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 4:00.242 +29.53 8 +3 29 9.6
— Crooked Pete RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -4 3 9.8
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +7 29 10.8
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -1 13 10.0
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +7 11 10.2
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 12 10.0
— Slapper FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.4
— Stubbs FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Butter Bean FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.3
— Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 3.6
— Floppy Joe FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— Refried Ron RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.792
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 7-7-11-8-7.
6.050
That has come off. Recent finishes: 8-4-3-4-1.
10.658
Old Gristle is losing bits. Recent finishes: 1-2-3-2-2.
17.675
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 5-4-6-5-6.
28.150
Gravy goes to the front. Career record: 54 wins from 232, average finish 3.8.
33.058
Radiator leaves something behind.
38.150
Gravy takes the lead.
42.842
That has come off.
49.433
Up it goes.
55.850
That has come off.
1:02.308
There goes a piece of Yolk.
1:07.392
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
1:12.883
They will not want to see that again.
1:20.075
Up it goes.
1:30.475
It is coming apart now.
1:36.450
That was always going to happen.
1:42.617
Tender Greg is losing bits.
1:44.317
That is Tube Sock taking Yolk with them.
1:49.683
Old Gristle is airborne!
1:54.525
Radiator has nothing left on it.
1:59.317
Oh, that is a big one.
2:00.817
And that is Tender Greg finished.
2:10.767
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
2:25.017
Radiator is in trouble.
2:29.742
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
2:31.242
Radiator is out.
2:44.508
That is a long way off the ground.
2:49.617
Crawlspace is losing bits.
2:57.092
Up it goes.
3:05.292
Extraordinary scenes.
3:11.192
Extraordinary scenes.
3:12.692
Last lap.
3:17.108
That has come off.
3:21.467
There is nothing protecting Puck Yeah now.
3:25.275
Puck Yeah is out, and Crawlspace did it.
3:27.717
Here comes Gravy.
3:30.642
Up it goes.
3:32.142
Gravy takes it!
3:54.492
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
3:58.742
Refried Ron has stalled.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Tender Greg 15.767 Tender Greg 15.767
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 35.608 Gravy 16.258
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 52.633 Gravy 17.025
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:07.225 Gravy 14.592
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:23.400 Gravy 16.175
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:40.817 Old Gristle 15.833
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:59.833 Old Gristle 18.275
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:19.258 Tube Sock 18.391
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:38.925 Puck Yeah 13.117
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:53.625 Gravy 14.700
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:11.367 Old Gristle 16.475
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:30.717 The Heel 18.567
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 13 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 18 0/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 19 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 21 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
183 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 4-10-13-11-14.
178.43
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
176 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 10-3-7-4-10.
98.39
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
190 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 3-2-8-5-2.
2.72
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
169 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 7-4-5-9-2.
7.91
22
Butter Bean The Beans
183 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-3-7-8-10.
79.20
5
Refried Ron The Beans
196 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 15-16-15-16-13.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
210 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 12-12-15-15-15.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
177 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 5-8-11-3-9.
38.16
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
188 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 6-14-8-6-7.
56.38
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
189 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 6-1-15-12-9.
133.20
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
203 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 11-3-9-16-10.
28.72
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
201 starts, 49 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 1-3-2-11-1.
1.93
8
Slapper The Pucks
183 starts, 19 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 13-1-11-12-14.
88.75
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
182 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.4. Last five: 15-16-14-14-11.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
184 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 16-16-13-14-14.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
193 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 14-13-15-10-15.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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