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Derby · Season 8 · Round 4

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Heel finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:43.017 — 14 +13 26 10.9
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:46.167 +3.15 3 +1 5 9.8
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:46.517 +3.50 4 +1 9 9.6
4 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:47.550 +4.53 11 +7 36 11.1
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:50.458 +7.44 12 +7 31 10.8
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:54.483 +11.47 8 +2 26 9.8
— Long John RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -5 1 9.5
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -1 11 9.8
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +6 16 10.6
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +6 12 10.3
— The Coaster FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Lil Nugget FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.1
— Sweaty Gerald FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.2
— Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 3.9
— Crooked Pete FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— Refried Ron RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.783
Look at the state of it.
6.142
There is nothing left of it.
12.792
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 4-6-13-7-16.
17.100
That has come off. Recent finishes: 3-1-4-16-3.
26.450
Pilot Light leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-6-13-7-16.
31.808
And it all goes wrong.
38.275
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 4-6-13-7-16.
50.375
There goes a piece of Squish.
57.517
There goes a piece of Yolk.
1:03.333
Up it goes.
1:10.042
That has come off. Recent finishes: 4-3-4-3-4.
1:18.500
Chunk is losing bits.
1:24.075
Yolk is out, and Chunk did it.
1:31.075
That has come off.
1:36.367
That is a long way off the ground.
1:43.600
Chunk leaves something behind.
1:48.550
Stopped, and in the way.
1:53.400
That is Damp Kevin taking Squish with them.
1:58.000
Chunk is airborne!
2:03.233
And it all goes wrong.
2:11.567
Up it goes.
2:16.242
Absolute carnage.
2:20.942
And that is Pilot Light finished.
2:27.658
Refried Ron is going nowhere.
2:33.425
Chunk is airborne!
2:39.750
Wide Load takes the lead.
2:45.442
That is a long way off the ground.
3:00.200
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:05.200
Refried Ron has stalled.
3:12.925
Up it goes.
3:20.050
Chunk is going backwards.
3:23.342
Last lap.
3:28.258
Chunk is airborne!
3:36.842
That has come off.
3:40.017
Here comes Wide Load.
3:43.017
It is Wide Load!
4:01.892
Refried Ron is going nowhere.
4:14.142
Up it goes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 14.792 The Lieutenant 14.792
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 33.758 Chunk 17.117
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 53.342 Chunk 18.550
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:08.825 The Lieutenant 15.483
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:28.267 Wide Load 17.566
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:46.617 Chunk 18.050
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:07.833 The Heel 18.366
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:28.950 Long John 18.467
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:45.642 Wide Load 16.692
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:04.925 Chunk 16.784
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:23.342 Wide Load 18.417
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:43.017 Damp Kevin 18.550
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 9 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 12 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 14 1/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 19 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
164 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 16-1-8-10-11.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles
183 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-3-3-3-7.
16.12
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
154 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 7-7-3-1-5.
11.23
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
176 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-1-2-2-4.
1.72
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
172 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 15-8-10-9-6.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
180 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 11-14-16-12-14.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
159 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 13-15-15-15-16.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
166 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 9-13-5-9-8.
84.01
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
171 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 8-7-12-8-6.
176.65
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
171 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-10-10-14-10.
95.56
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
147 starts, 4 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 9-14-10-10-4.
219.30
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
172 starts, 37 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 6-2-2-1-3.
3.43
3
The Coaster The Pucks
169 starts, 17 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 15-9-7-11-10.
102.21
4
Wide Load The Pucks
185 starts, 32 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-5-4-11-9.
15.27
2
Squish The Soft Boys
174 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 8-6-14-12-15.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
170 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 16-16-16-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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