Derby · Season 8 · Round 6
The Pinch — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Tube Sock finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:15.442 | — | 12 | +11 | 30 | 12.1 |
| 2 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:18.133 | +2.69 | 3 | +1 | 9 | 10.6 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:19.650 | +4.21 | 4 | +1 | 14 | 10.5 |
| 4 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:21.033 | +5.59 | 1 | -3 | 10 | 10.6 |
| 5 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:22.392 | +6.95 | 2 | -3 | 5 | 10.7 |
| 6 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:22.858 | +7.42 | 13 | +7 | 37 | 12.0 |
| 7 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:31.417 | +15.98 | 7 | 0 | 15 | 10.7 |
| 8 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:31.667 | +16.23 | 9 | +1 | 41 | 11.8 |
| 9 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:33.217 | +17.78 | 8 | -1 | 23 | 10.5 |
| 10 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:34.783 | +19.34 | 6 | -4 | 21 | 10.6 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -1 | 32 | 12.1 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -7 | 14 | 10.2 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +3 | 12 | 11.2 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | -3 | 20 | 11.6 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | 0 | 17 | 11.4 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | -2 | 16 | 11.3 |
3.092
Wide Load is airborne!
8.075
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 7-3-3-5-8.
12.367
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 7-5-3-2-3.
16.792
Chunk leaves something behind.
23.242
Big Randy is losing bits.
29.050
Thick Rick is airborne! Recent finishes: 7-3-3-5-8.
33.600
The Lieutenant takes the lead. Career record: 63 wins from 237, average finish 3.8.
38.550
Yolk goes to the front. Career record: 5 wins from 243, average finish 5.8.
44.008
There goes a piece of Squish.
49.550
Up it goes.
53.842
Yolk is losing bits.
58.517
They felt that in the back row.
1:04.350
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
1:08.233
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
1:13.392
Extraordinary scenes.
1:14.892
Squish is out, and Yolk did it.
1:20.050
Look at Crawlspace go.
1:22.400
That is Crawlspace taking Chunk with them.
1:28.892
That has come off.
1:33.133
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
1:40.325
Damp Kevin has put Yolk out.
1:45.725
They will not want to see that again.
1:51.517
Absolute carnage.
1:56.200
That is a long way off the ground.
2:01.008
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
2:03.000
And that is Refried Ron finished.
2:10.258
Look at the state of it.
2:15.100
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
2:21.000
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:25.617
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
2:39.308
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
2:45.958
Wide Load is airborne!
2:54.033
This is the last of it.
2:55.692
Lil Nugget is out.
3:02.083
Wide Load leaves something behind.
3:09.767
That has come off.
3:12.442
The Lieutenant has it.
3:15.442
The Lieutenant wins the derby.
3:20.767
That has come off.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 19.775 | Yolk 19.775 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 42.617 | Puck Yeah 21.084 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:05.192 | Big Randy 21.334 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:22.967 | The Lieutenant 17.775 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:45.658 | Thick Rick 19.100 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:08.608 | Lil Nugget 20.666 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:29.850 | The Lieutenant 21.242 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:54.033 | Wide Load 20.759 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:15.442 | Tube Sock 21.225 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 16 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 19 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 22 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 28 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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16 declaredCourse preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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30m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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11m
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Smooth Descent
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8m
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Smooth Descent
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11m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.
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