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Floor · Season 7 · Round 15

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
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Refried Ron wins at The Balcony

Refried Ron took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Beans. Tender Greg finished second. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 46.892 — 5 +4 1 14.6
2 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 45.050 — 16 +14 0 15.4
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 44.600 — 3 0 0 16.2
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 19.125 — 15 +11 0 20.1
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 17.283 — 11 +6 0 19.2
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 14.975 — 1 -5 1 18.3
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 14.700 — 8 +1 0 19.5
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 13.758 — 2 -6 1 17.7
9 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 13.158 — 7 -2 0 18.7
10 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 11.917 — 10 0 1 18.5
11 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 10.592 — 4 -7 0 19.2
12 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 10.567 — 6 -6 0 18.8
13 Slapper PCK The Pucks 10.208 — 13 0 0 19.2
14 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 10.117 — 14 0 1 18.8
15 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 9.358 — 9 -6 0 18.8
16 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 8.267 — 12 -4 2 18.7
0.000
The floor is live.
5.067
The Lieutenant is right on the edge. Recent finishes: 2-8-7-2-2.
6.500
There goes another one.
8.117
The floor is getting smaller.
8.267
The Lieutenant goes in.
9.667
In goes Thick Rick. Recent finishes: 3-6-5-3-3.
9.700
They will not want to see that again.
11.067
Puck Yeah is gone. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-1.
11.250
There goes another one.
12.467
That is Slapper finished.
12.775
The floor is getting smaller.
13.867
Sweaty Gerald goes in. Recent finishes: 7-13-6-7-5.
14.283
There goes another one.
15.267
Damp Kevin goes in.
15.758
Less of it every time you look.
16.667
Lil Nugget goes in. Recent finishes: 3-3-3-5-14.
17.208
Less of it every time you look.
18.067
Pilot Light is gone.
18.633
Less of it every time you look.
19.467
Big Randy is gone.
20.042
There goes another one.
20.867
Crawlspace goes in.
21.417
Oh dear.
22.267
In goes Floppy Joe.
22.775
Absolute carnage.
23.667
Old Gristle is gone.
24.117
Look at the state of it.
25.067
Squish goes in.
25.433
Less of it every time you look.
26.733
No idea what happened there.
28.017
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
29.275
Well, that was always going to happen.
30.517
Another panel gone.
31.742
Another panel gone.
32.950
Less of it every time you look.
34.142
Absolute carnage.
35.108
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
35.317
Another panel gone.
36.483
Well, that was always going to happen.
37.625
Extraordinary scenes.
38.750
Another panel gone.
39.867
Well, that was always going to happen.
40.967
There goes another one.
42.058
Extraordinary scenes.
43.133
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
44.192
The floor is getting smaller.
44.600
In goes Tube Sock.
45.242
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
46.000
Down to the last two.
46.275
Look at the state of it.
47.300
Less of it every time you look.
47.400
Tender Greg goes in.
48.308
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
48.800
In goes Refried Ron.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Tube Sock 37.625 Tube Sock 37.625
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 6 2/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 13 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 14 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 14 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 16 2/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 21 2/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 25 2/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
172 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 16-14-8-7-11.
29.06
1
Big Randy The Noodles
149 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-9-3-8-1.
11.18
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
138 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 2-3-11-6-8.
7.02
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
144 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 14-5-12-6-11.
20.54
5
Refried Ron The Beans
167 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 15-9-4-2-15.
23.20
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
154 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 16-10-3-2-11.
25.20
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
151 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 6-7-9-3-3.
13.17
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
166 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 3-3-9-2-13.
6.80
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
158 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 13-14-1-7-4.
22.94
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
136 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-2-3-15-1.
11.82
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
158 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 1-11-1-6-16.
9.49
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
144 starts, 20 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 10-10-12-15-1.
23.81
8
Slapper The Pucks
152 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 6-1-13-15-9.
19.55
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
144 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 10-2-4-7-12.
10.92
2
Squish The Soft Boys
157 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 12-2-6-10-14.
21.15
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
158 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 4-16-15-10-2.
18.63

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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