Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 10 · Round 14

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 7:50.172 10 +9 32 14.4
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:03.050 +72.88 14 +12 43 14.2
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:14.467 +84.30 4 +1 38 13.8
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 9:19.750 +89.58 8 +4 43 13.1
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:24.951 +94.78 6 +1 41 12.5
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:04.410 +134.24 15 +9 45 13.5
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:06.827 +136.66 3 -4 50 12.2
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:32.239 +162.07 9 +1 44 12.0
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 10:40.922 +170.75 5 -4 27 20.7
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:42.734 +172.56 2 -8 49 11.9
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:47.422 +177.25 12 +1 43 11.5
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 11:05.178 +195.01 7 -5 50 11.8
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 11:08.695 +198.52 13 0 56 12.4
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 11:10.867 +200.70 11 -3 53 11.3
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 11:24.973 +214.80 16 +1 36 19.3
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 11:33.944 +223.77 1 -15 40 12.8
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 19.3 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
The lead changes hands. Slapper.
11.878
Slapper gets air.
15.350
Big air for Sweaty Gerald.
19.878
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-3-2-2-2.
23.739
Look at that. Averaging 19.8 contacts an event coming in.
27.644
Right into it goes Long John. Averaging 16.1 contacts an event coming in.
32.033
Long John is picking them off.
40.033
They will not want to see that again.
43.494
Heavy contact for Slapper.
47.517
Big air for Slapper.
51.222
Look at that.
55.083
Yolk finds trouble. Averaging 15.1 contacts an event coming in.
58.628
Stubbs takes a knock.
1:04.033
And it all goes wrong.
1:07.467
And Lil Nugget takes flight.
1:11.256
Squish is completely off the deck.
1:15.706
And Gravy takes flight.
1:19.483
And Gravy takes flight.
1:23.161
Heavy contact for The Unit.
1:26.717
Pilot Light takes a knock.
1:30.217
Up goes Stubbs.
1:34.361
Up goes Wide Load.
1:37.894
Up goes Slapper.
1:41.367
Up goes Old Gristle.
1:45.328
Absolute carnage.
1:49.300
Big air for Gravy.
1:49.572
Here comes Slapper.
1:52.700
Slapper wins it.
1:56.111
And The Unit takes flight.
1:59.683
Look at that.
2:03.250
Up goes Big Randy.
2:06.667
Extraordinary scenes.
2:12.428
Absolute carnage.
2:16.400
Damp Kevin gets hit hard.
2:22.006
Well, that was always going to happen.
2:28.283
Heavy contact for Long John.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard The Heel 1.594 Old Gristle 1.578
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 4.967 Wide Load 2.967
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 7.689 Slapper 2.533
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 10.389 Slapper 2.700
The Drops Hard Slapper 11.972 Slapper 1.583
Peg Field Hard Slapper 13.300 Slapper 1.328
The Pinball Table Slick Slapper 15.194 Yolk 1.766
Collision Funnel Hard Slapper 16.122 Wide Load 0.911
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 17.933 Wide Load 1.366
Barrier Run Smooth Slapper 19.433 Wide Load 1.100
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 21.133 Wide Load 1.250
Bounce Pads Smooth Wide Load 23.122 Old Gristle 1.727
S-Bend Smooth Slapper 27.017 Wide Load 3.650
Tight Curve Smooth Wide Load 30.367 Old Gristle 3.350
The Funnel Smooth Wide Load 32.539 Wide Load 2.172
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 34.944 Old Gristle 1.989
The Gauntlet Smooth Wide Load 36.950 Old Gristle 2.000
The Hairpin Smooth Wide Load 40.656 Slapper 3.633
Split Route Smooth Wide Load 43.639 Wide Load 2.983
Stairwell Hard Wide Load 47.950 Squish 3.856
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 50.328 Slapper 2.205
Tight Curve Carpet Wide Load 53.050 Slapper 2.645
The Hairpin Smooth Wide Load 58.728 Squish 4.139
Stairwell Hard Wide Load 1:01.922 Wide Load 3.194
Fabric Run Soft fabric Wide Load 1:03.767 Gravy 1.728
The Drops Hard Wide Load 1:05.444 Stubbs 1.578
Peg Field Hard Wide Load 1:07.244 Lil Nugget 1.284
The Pinball Table Slick Slapper 1:09.600 Lil Nugget 1.811
Collision Funnel Hard Slapper 1:10.772 Lil Nugget 1.050
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 1:12.633 Slapper 1.861
Barrier Run Smooth Slapper 1:14.139 Slapper 1.506
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:16.178 Slapper 2.039
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 1:17.956 Slapper 1.778
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 1:21.483 Yolk 2.534
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 1:24.256 Squish 2.233
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 1:26.611 Slapper 2.355
The Plunge Metal Slapper 1:29.544 Lil Nugget 2.000
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 1:31.794 Lil Nugget 2.161
The Kicker Hard Slapper 1:32.756 Gravy 0.906
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 1:34.706 Yolk 1.678
The Gap Hard Slapper 1:36.839 Yolk 1.839
The Drops Hard Slapper 1:38.283 Wide Load 1.355
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:40.189 Wide Load 1.878
The Washboard Hard Slapper 1:42.417 Slapper 2.228
Big Air Metal Slapper 1:44.839 Slapper 2.422
Smooth Descent Smooth Slapper 1:46.511 Slapper 1.672
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 1:48.733 Slapper 2.222
Final Sprint Hard Slapper 1:50.889 Slapper 2.156
Target Zone Carpet Slapper 1:51.783 Slapper 0.894
Exit Gate Hard Slapper 1:52.572 Slapper 0.789
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 4 1/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 9 1/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 16 0/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 17 0/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 20 0/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 21 0/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 24 0/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 25 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
262 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 11-6-7-6-7.
66.14
1
Big Randy The Noodles
257 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-6-12-7-5.
51.09
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
257 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-12-5-10-4.
64.74
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
255 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 15-8-2-11-5.
58.65
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · HOME
256 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-7-5-15-14.
183.03
5
Refried Ron The Beans · HOME
256 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 13-7-13-16-8.
204.40
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · HOME
253 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 12-5-7-7-6.
111.12
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
258 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-9-5-8-4.
69.59
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
250 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-3-13-1-2.
9.80
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · HOME
264 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 8-3-8-4-3.
13.63
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
234 starts, 54 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-2-2-2-7.
4.45
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
268 starts, 60 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-2-2-6-8.
7.47
8
Slapper The Pucks
258 starts, 123 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-1-3-1-3.
4.88
4
Wide Load The Pucks
242 starts, 109 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-1-3-3-1.
4.47
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
262 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-4-8-4-3.
19.85
2
Squish The Soft Boys
254 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 7-4-3-12-2.
38.58

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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